Guest Post: Jerry O’Connell on Horse Racing
Gambling, Horse Racing June 6th. 2008, 3:55pm
We begged one-time interview subject Jerry O’Connell to offer up his thoughts on the Belmont Stakes. But he said he was busy filming a movie with Beyonce. (This must be it. By day he films a movie with Beyonce and Ali Larter, and probably plays x-box in his trailer with Jay-Z during downtime. Then, he goes home to this. Bastard!) But then his wanderlust for sports blogs and handicapping horse races took over, and after the jump, he reveals his thoughts on the race. Weekend superstar and wrestling connoisseur Patrick Imig will be all over the race tomorrow. O’Connell’s prognostications after the jump, including his tale of woe of having to walk to the airport in Vegas after a losing weekend.
Let’s go through some of the fundamentals of wagering. As horse racing handicapper, we are all gentlemen and proper ladies. We do not call it ‘betting’ or ‘gambling’. We call it ‘wagering’. When wagering, the less of a risk you take, the lower the payout. The GREATER risk you take, the higher the payout. Pretty simple stuff.
In tomorrow’s Belmont Stakes, Big Brown is most likely going to win and capture the Triple Crown. That is an amazing feat and incredible stuff. But it makes us no money.
Did you know horse racing is the only sport professional athletes are allowed to bet on? Wagering is the very foundation of the sport. And that is why it is fun. I am going to suggest that everybody put a bet on Big Brown. If he wins and you had money on him you will be able to gloat for the rest of your life when you see a clip of Big Brown on ESPN Classic. You can tell your son/daughter: ‘Oh Yeah. I had that horse.’ You will have a story and life is about collecting stories.
But that is not risk enough and will only make us 10 cents on the dollar. You can EXACTA BOX Big Brown with this horse: Casino Drive.
First, I like the name Casino Drive and second, this horse has a cool story. They shipped Casino Drive over from Japan where he ran only two monster races (Big Brown has run six races and won all. Not bad). It makes me think that Casino Drive is like the character of ‘Drago’ in Rocky IV, so I am going to bet him with Big Brown.
Make sure you BOX that EXACTA. That means the horses can come in:#1, #5 or #5, #1. It does double your bet, but if Casino Drive nips Big Brown at the wire, you will be depressed for months. Trust me. EXACTA BOX. You can go to www.drf.com to check out the BELMONT RACE CARD for Saturday 6/7. The Belmont Stakes is the 11th race. It will cost you 2.50.
I would stay away from anything more exotic than that (trifectas/top three horses and such). This is a tough race to handicap because you want to see Big Brown win it. It will be historical.
Do not ever bet more than you can afford. I am serious. I once had to walk to McCarren Airport in Las Vegas on the Freeway because I gambled away every cent I had. I maxed out my bank card and my Mom’s bank card and had to hoof it up the 215 Highway, next to speeding trucks. In the end you WILL lose your money. So have a cocktail and EXPECT TO LOSE. If you win, you’re buying.
43 Responses to “Guest Post: Jerry O’Connell on Horse Racing”
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June 6th, 2008 at 3:58 PM
Oh, brother. I am sick of this guy already.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:58 PM
never heard of him
June 6th, 2008 at 4:03 PM
I want the horse whose names reminds me of doo doo stains on underwear to win.
Go BIG BROWN!
June 6th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
You have got to be shitting me, TBL. What does this guy have on you?
June 6th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
@TBL- i almost cried reading that last paragraph
June 6th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
TBL, please delete all negative comments about Trip. kthxbai
June 6th, 2008 at 4:07 PM
it’s difficult for me to believe i hang at the same blog as rebecca romijn’s husband.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Um, okay.
To pass the time, I will sing a song:
“I got the Good Lord going down on me.”
Hum a few bars if you know the tune.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:12 PM
jerry, what the hell happened to your career? Stand By Me, Jerry Maguire, an outstanding appearance in Can’t Hardly Wait. Then you were in shitbombs like Tomcats, Kangaroo Jack and Buying the Cow, and now your writing blog posts about horse racing.
how did it reach the point where Shia Lebouf is a bigger star than you?
June 6th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
and i can’t believe i fucked up the your/you’re.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Sorry to interrupt: Who is Ashley Tisdale, and why are you people sending me photos like this?
There was also something about a Taylor Swift recently. Sure, she’s attractive, but who are these people? Am i that out of loop?
June 6th, 2008 at 4:15 PM
Though to be fair, I enjoyed the post.
TBL, head on over to Durden and check out the NSFW Keeley Hazell photos.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:17 PM
very weak Mike NYC. blurry pics are no good for a breast man like me.
was that you who linked the Triple MMM last night? even i thought that as too much
June 6th, 2008 at 4:19 PM
Irish, my main man – see the little thumbnails below the larger pics?
Click on those. You won’t be disappointed.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:21 PM
“I got the Good Lord going down on me.€
You go with God, he’s gonna give you shoes!
June 6th, 2008 at 4:21 PM
ashley tisdale is wayman tisdale’s daughter.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:21 PM
No idea who she is, TBL, but I would toootally ashley all over her tisdale.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:25 PM
This kid is bad ass
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hs7PVKVz-98
June 6th, 2008 at 4:25 PM
@August:
Do you have a confession that you are in love with a man.
What?
August is in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make August gay? Is August gay for God?
You betcha.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:26 PM
@TBL- some chick who had a nose job and has no talent
/reads Wifes people magazine
June 6th, 2008 at 4:27 PM
I don’t understand a word of this post, but I liked it.
/Guy who’s never even watched a horse race on TV
June 6th, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Blogspot writers criticizing the careers of others. Rich stuff…
June 6th, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Charlie, you were supposed to be my Peter. And now you’ve gone and betrayed me.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
@Lozo – He’s banging Rebecca Romjin while you’re leaving snarky comments on a sports blog. So, you know, he’s not doin’ too bad these days.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
412 is brutal.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:32 PM
Married people don’t have sex, scientific fact.
One of the main tenets of snarky message board commenting is to not point out the fact that we are snarky message board commenters.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:35 PM
‘Also, I am familiar with carpentry and I don’t know who my father is so, am I the Messiah? I don’t know. I’m not ruling it out though.’
Sept. 18th fellas, the Sun will be back.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Sorry, Coop–you’re right. I guess when referring to sports blogs, “snarky comments” is redundant.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Jerry, what is Jon Hein’s phone #? I want to prank call bababooey.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:36 PM
TBL, you clearly don’t have daughters… . Too bad for you in most respects, but not having to watch or listen to this movie, there you are missing nothing.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:37 PM
Since the url was killed, this movie = High School Musical.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:39 PM
i wish i had set my blog up on wordpress. now i’m stuck.
and for the record, both jerry o’connell and i have both been in the same amount of successful movies in the past 12 years.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:41 PM
Big Brown will never do what Don did.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:45 PM
Lozo, you were in Scream 2?
June 6th, 2008 at 4:49 PM
You get paid whether the movie is good or whether the movie is horse shit. Jerry just follows Samuel L. Jackson’s career motto.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:50 PM
Did I accidentally stumble onto USWeekly?
June 6th, 2008 at 5:03 PM
I know someone famous! I know someone famous!
June 6th, 2008 at 5:11 PM
ben – who?
June 6th, 2008 at 5:57 PM
Like you didn’t know who Ashley Tisdale was…..just post a link next time she’s friggen 23. It doesn’t make you a dirty old man, although a pic of Miley Cyrus would.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:37 PM
Good job getting O’Connell on. from friends of mine who did a doc on the derby, i’ve heard that he really is a horse racing fan. too bad it looks like Casino Drive might be scratched. it’s going to be a tough race to win $$ on.
btw, if you didn’t see it, O’Connell was good in the short lived CARPOOLERS on ABC.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:21 PM
he was on crossing jordan and vegas.
the former at least had jill hennesseey. the latter was loaded with babes and was somewhat interesting.
June 7th, 2008 at 1:16 AM
C’mon…we all know Jerry was actually taking time out from giving Eric the Midget some acting lessons to write this post.
June 7th, 2008 at 8:24 AM
Dude hasn’t made a good movie since Stand By Me.