NBA Finals: The Rebirth of Ray Allen
NBA June 13th. 2008, 10:45am
When Ray Allen’s struggles against Cleveland seeped into his head and people started calling him Nick Anderson, the knee-jerk in all of us wrote off the most devastatingly lethal three-point shooter in NBA history.
Total baskets made vs. Cleveland: 20 in seven games.
Three-point FG shooting vs. Cleveland: 4-for-24, 16 percent
He has endured no such troubles against the no-defense playin’ Lakers:
Total baskets: 25 in four games, 3-point shooting: 12-for-25, 48 percent.
Two plays in last night’s game summarize it well: The ball swings to Allen on the left wing, and Kobe closes in on Allen quickly because the Celtics are in the throes of a thrilling comeback littered with three-pointers. But Allen, ever the cagey vet, pump-fakes Kobe and sprints baseline for a gorgeous reverse layup. The other play locked up the victory: Less than 30 seconds left and somehow, Phil Jackson has left a Euro – they’re not exactly known for their defense – up top against Allen. Jesus Shuttlesworth dribbles him to sleep before blowing past him for an uncontested layup – he had time to look over his shoulder! – and a five-point Boston bulge with 10 seconds left. Ball. Game. Sasha Vujacic, who probably went out and banged someone at Villa after the game, was later seen nearly in tears of anger on the bench.
Of The Big Three, we’re most thrilled that Allen will get a ring. And he should get some MVP votes, too.
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June 13th, 2008 at 10:46 AM
It has got to be the arm sleeve.
/arm sleeves are Strahan.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:53 AM
I like watching Ray Allen play. I think I remembered that in the last game against the Pistons when he finally showed up.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:53 AM
He has endured no such troubles against the no-defense playin’ Western Conference:
/fixed
June 13th, 2008 at 10:54 AM
I loved the movie, He Got Game. A little Milla Jovavich and some La La.
Ray Allen deserves the praise he is getting. From being on the Bucks to the Rashard Lewis led Sonics to being on the brink of a title
June 13th, 2008 at 10:55 AM
I guess if you consider #33 the best in history.
My wife was watching the game and goes “Who is that, Ray Allen? He looks like a douche.” I think he’s always been a bit overrated but he has played very well in the Finals.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Wow. I guess shooting the 3 well is no way into the Hall of Fame.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:59 AM
I am expecting to see a picture of a crow in one of these basketball posts. Everyone has to be eating it today in some manner. Here’s mine. Doc Rivers has made all the right adjustments during each game this series.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:59 AM
He sure is no Tim Legler (#6).
June 13th, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Craig Hodges was money from the arc
June 13th, 2008 at 11:03 AM
TBL I am surprised no talk about Van Gundy saying the game was over in the second quarter (a Billy Packer moment).
June 13th, 2008 at 11:04 AM
When Pierce was embracing Allen towards the end of the game (before it was over with like 15 seconds left) he didn’t seem so enthused. He had a look on his face that kind of seemed like he was saying, “yeah, yeah, yeah, please get away and stop touching me.”
Maybe it was because time was still on the clock and he wasn’t comfortable celebrating yet.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:04 AM
How about TBL missing the entire second half while he watched Vanilla Sky and drank Mojitos. Should I have saved this comment for the Vanilla Sky/Mojito post?
June 13th, 2008 at 11:06 AM
i still think the series goes to 7
June 13th, 2008 at 11:08 AM
i think i want KFC for lunch. I love the biscuits
June 13th, 2008 at 11:09 AM
+1 crm
June 13th, 2008 at 11:09 AM
The best part of Vanilla Sky, Tom Cruise wearing a mask, that would improve virtually every movie he has ever done (with the exception being Cocktail, that movie can’t be improved).
June 13th, 2008 at 11:11 AM
we used to walk to kfc and just order biscuits
June 13th, 2008 at 11:13 AM
I order biscuits from the PM roundup every day but sometimes they’re out of them and I can’t get any.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:14 AM
there are always biscuits available here at tbl…
June 13th, 2008 at 11:20 AM
I thought the best parts of Vanilla Sky was Cameron Diaz talking about liking to swallow and Penelope’s breasts.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:21 AM
KFC biscuits are spawned from the depths of hell. Wonderful to eat, terrible for you. Speaking of biscuits, did you know each biscuit from Red Lobster has like 800 calories in it? They butter those things like 8 times.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Maggs–don’t tell me that. Those fucking biscuits are my crack. I can’t get enough of them.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:24 AM
most devastatingly lethal three-point shooter in NBA history.
wow
June 13th, 2008 at 11:27 AM
@ATL
No kidding! I can’t eat enough of them, until I figured out they are made from Kirsty Alley’s stem cells.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Sometime we need to have a discussion on whether certain NBA players are Hall of Famers or not. Ray Allen is in if you ask me.
Allen is #2 all-time behind Reggie for most 3-pointers in history.
Eddi Jones is #5?!?
June 13th, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Devastatingly lethal? Isn’t that kind of a redundancy?
June 13th, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Ray Allen is in if you ask me.
i tend to disagree but i am the same guy who thinks Horry should get in
June 13th, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Robert Horry???
June 13th, 2008 at 11:31 AM
@ Thanks… that’s the point I got skewered for in my post a week back. He’s no more than two seasons away from 20,000, and correct me if I’m wrong, but there isn’t a player who has dropped than many who won’t eventually get there.
@Mike NYC
I don’t see why it has to be, but as long as you’ll agree to say that Sasha Vujacic’s eyebrows are “devastatingly groomed,” we can agree to disagree on the rest.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Robert Horry???
i know, his stats suck but i think he gets in
June 13th, 2008 at 11:37 AM
I still think one of the craziest stats (maybe it’s not a stat, more so a “factoid”) is that from ‘91 to like ‘03 or ‘04, either Steve Kerr or Robert Horry got a ring. Kerr with the Bulls/Spurs, Horry with the Rockets/Lakers/Spurs
June 13th, 2008 at 11:39 AM
I call it in a post coming up, but i want to put it out there so nobody beats me to it: James Posey is the new Robert Horry.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Yeah, i changed it to lethal because i didnt check the facts and knew somebody would call me on it.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Shit, totally forgot about that. I need to pull the video
June 13th, 2008 at 11:41 AM
@ TBL: Great, now I have to worry about Posey checking Fisher into the table and Kendrick Perkins losing his mind in the insanity that ensues.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:41 AM
I believe we think the same way irish, I love Horry, think he should be a HOF shoe in. There are two groups of people, those who value regular season stats (baseball fans) and those who value rings (football fans). I like rings, I don’t care what you do in half empty arenas in January, how many big moments do you have in June (Horry has many, and now that TBL brings it up Posey now has several also).
June 13th, 2008 at 11:44 AM
A redundancy?
Means the same thing.
/loser
June 13th, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Yeah I mean didn’t Van Gundy watch game 2 when the Lakers nearly erased a 24 point deficit in one quarter? I guess he was too busy reading US Weekly.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Husky Rip>Husky Ray.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
or should it be Huskies Rip>Huskies Ray?
June 13th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Is “del” not the strikethrough tag? Ugh.
/one more try
June 13th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Minus infinity Jew stars to me.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:47 AM
use “strike” for strikethrough, Mike NYC. Hood looking out, playariffic
June 13th, 2008 at 11:47 AM
no do
only without the spaces… as in Mike NYC is aliberalReagan youth.June 13th, 2008 at 11:47 AM
FUCK
June 13th, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Thank you, sirs.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Clown > myself.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Maggs, that is the worst HTML snafu I’ve ever seen. Color me impressed.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:53 AM
HTML
checkJune 13th, 2008 at 11:54 AM
YEAH!! And with that, I’m off to Bonnaroo. Enjoy the weekend fellas
June 13th, 2008 at 1:10 PM
godzilla biscuits>bojangles biscuits>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kfc biscuits