Becky Hammon Is A Double Agent
Olympics, Women's Sports June 14th. 2008, 4:30pm
Since San Antonio Silver Stars‘ point guard, Becky Hammon was a little girl, she has dreamed of playing in the Olympics.
Hammon was born March 11, 1977 in Rapid City, South Dakota. She played college basketball at Colorado State and has played in the WNBA since 1999. Later this summer she’ll realize her Olympic dream – in a Russian uniform. From ESPN:
Last summer, when USA Basketball released its list of the pool players from which the U.S. Olympic team would be chosen, Hammon’s name was absent. She later signed a lucrative contract with club team CSKA Moscow that included the possibility of playing for the Russian Olympic team.
Hammon understands why people might object, but will play for her new country anyway.
“I’m sure they have their reasons. It’s a very difficult job and I don’t blame them for their decision. This is just a great opportunity for me to play in the Olympics and hopefully break some stereotypes, both here and over there.”
Hammon has no ancestral ties to Russia, but under Russian league rules, she was able to obtain a passport and become a naturalized citizen because she had never appeared for another country in a FIBA-sanctioned event. In other words, she was still eligible to compete for Russia internationally.
Rule are funny like that. All you have to do is make a rule that says “Oh sure, you have no ties to the country, but if you get a passport – come on over! You’re one of us now!” Russian basketball is like the Olive Garden like that. Speaking of which, if you’ve eaten at Olive Garden in the last year you’re eligible for the Italian National team.
[Photo: Becky Hammon MySpace]
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June 14th, 2008 at 4:37 PM
did I really just post this because I like monkeys? You be the judge.
June 14th, 2008 at 4:37 PM
I saw this on Cold Pizza a month or so ago. I thought I was just really hung-over.
June 14th, 2008 at 4:39 PM
And on that note, if I eat a Brazilian transvestite I could play for Brazil in the World Cup?
June 14th, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Really? Does Mr.Lead thinks she is better than Kobe also?
June 14th, 2008 at 4:42 PM
i thought i would have read a spank the monkey comment by now…
June 14th, 2008 at 4:43 PM
Hey! She never played in the NBA!
June 14th, 2008 at 4:46 PM
I’d like to Becky her Hammon
June 14th, 2008 at 4:49 PM
CRM or Clown – doest it make sense that if a pitcher throws a wild pitch it should count as an earned run? Like if a someone bunted it back to him and he threw it into the bleachers, it is on him.
June 14th, 2008 at 4:55 PM
Well maybe the catcher should have caught the ball.
June 14th, 2008 at 4:55 PM
@CRM… is this RoundUp Worthy
June 14th, 2008 at 4:59 PM
Its a what TBL would consider “inappropriate.” The Sprite people don’t take kindly to such racy material.
However, I do give it two thumbs up.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:00 PM
ChiTown..I don’t know you..I never heard of you..all we do is comment on the same blog..but now..now I feel like we are brothers…like we fought in a war or something…Job Well Done sir..Job Well Done..I have tears in my eyes..terrific just terrific
June 14th, 2008 at 5:01 PM
I don’t know about Round-up worthy, by TBL’s standards, but I would definitely Becky her Hammon.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:01 PM
It’s not RoundUp worthy, but it is PantsDown worthy.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:02 PM
Round up worthy by TBL’s standards is a shot of a chick fully clothed 100 ft away…I love the man but he is fucking terrible
June 14th, 2008 at 5:04 PM
Remember when TBL put this pic in the RoundUp? That’s when I knew he had strange tastes…
June 14th, 2008 at 5:06 PM
I might continue with the Wayne’s World theme tomorrow and drop Tia Carrere.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:08 PM
I better not see navel!
/TBL
June 14th, 2008 at 5:11 PM
I’d better not see females.
/Hef
June 14th, 2008 at 5:13 PM
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp2.blogger.com/_JysmIIKkOLo/SA9UCIfNm3I/AAAAAAAABAU/o8BNNuG99Q0/s400/amy5.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thesnarkdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/beauty-of-amy-whinehouse.html&h=400&w=306&sz=33&hl=en&start=36&tbnid=1P-NRTRUQhwu8M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3DAmy%2BWhinehouse%26start%3D20%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
I remember this
June 14th, 2008 at 5:17 PM
Clown, I do remember that pic. Not the worst day though. Sprite is a pussycat compared to the pressure put on by the previous Round-up sponsor.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:18 PM
Did TBL go the way of Tim Russert? he’s yet to respond to my charges.
By the way, Olive Garden is the best option for Italian where I live now.. pathetic.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:18 PM
Funniest thing I’ve read all day: Hef Leaves MLJ to launch Playboy Israel
June 14th, 2008 at 5:19 PM
Rex- are those Roundup ready Cruiser Max Soybean Ready? Mad cash dog.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:23 PM
cursed, my man! How long did it take you to put together that nutso comment last night?
June 14th, 2008 at 5:26 PM
cursed wasted that rant on TBL’s weekend bot. everyone knows he goes to the hamptons for the weekend. i think it’s diddy’s white party this weekend.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:27 PM
Well Damn-it “Brothers-In-Arms UNITE”
June 14th, 2008 at 5:28 PM
Roman and ChiTown, can you please take your Strahanizing elsewhere?
June 14th, 2008 at 5:30 PM
and now my comments await moderation. wow. Super-Special at Aldi on Zima this weekend tbl.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:30 PM
BTW I saw True Lies last night and Tia use to be SO F-king-HOTT
June 14th, 2008 at 5:34 PM
It would be fun to comment on here without all my comments being in moderation. I haven’t even ripped on TBL for his Kobe hate yet.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:35 PM
don’t know why you were in moderation fetch – you guys are all set now
June 14th, 2008 at 5:36 PM
One of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:43 PM
If I put half the effort that I put into Kobe defending that I do into my career path, I would be Bangor Maine by now doing the traffic!
June 14th, 2008 at 5:43 PM
Damn, Phil is getting crushed on 13.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:46 PM
Fetch, I like your new avatar. Nice job.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:46 PM
Quad Rex? How could Phil go into the F’ing US Open w/o his driver. The guy carries 9 wedges and no driver. I love Phil, but it sickens me that he’s NEVER comfortable with his game.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:47 PM
I find his avatar offensive.
/ironically an Indians fan
June 14th, 2008 at 5:48 PM
Rex where are you from?
June 14th, 2008 at 5:49 PM
I only wish he did that while playing with Eldrick. He’d have carded a 12 due to the increased pressure.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:49 PM
Gonzo I can’t even see it so, Thanks.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:50 PM
Live on a lake on the western border of Ohio, from Dayton, went to tOSU, Dad’s side is all in Cleveland. I’m a well-rounded Ohioan.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:51 PM
We’ll have a US Open-themed post up in a few minutes. Feel free to stop by and have a drink!
/TBL
June 14th, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Rexy when I first saw you went to OSU that was almost a deal breaker for me.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:53 PM
CRM, I can only hope you get as crocked as your boss did during the Celtics/KobesNotAsGoodAsLeBron Game.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Every Ohioan Nick P has been with is well-rounded…
Zing!!
Fetch, I went to OSU and Syracuse, what does that do for you?
June 14th, 2008 at 5:54 PM
“Old man balls from Ohio” would’ve sufficed
June 14th, 2008 at 5:55 PM
fetch, since i actually went to tOSU, i’m inherently a less obnoxious, very objective buckeye fan. the loudmouths rarely ever went to the schools they pimp.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:55 PM
plus jew star for the joke cursed.
As for the colleges, well, meh.
June 14th, 2008 at 6:04 PM
the loudmouths rarely ever went to the schools they pimp.
That’s the TBL Zing! of the Day.