Saturday Roundup: Brought To You By Noah’s Arcade
Athletes and Celebrities, Bill Simmons, Hockey, NBA, NFL retirees, WAG June 14th. 2008, 11:00am
Good morning… How was everyone’s Friday night? Oh, really? An entire pizza? You don’t say! That’s hilarious!
Christina Milian has been known to look good. That’s why she’s today’s Roundup girl. There’s further proof of her good-looking-ness after the jump.
If you have tips or anything of the sort hit me up at the e-mail account. Or call me on the phone if you’ve got my number. Or text me. Whatever is easiest for you really.
One of the dumbest studies I’ve ever seen – teens sleep longer when they don’t have to get up as early. (Washington Post)
Calling shenanigans on Simmons. (Josh Q. Public)
Book your party with Greg Lloyd today for 10 grand! (SPORTSbyBROOKS)
Apparently, Jordan’s Bulls lost a lead once. In the Finals. My entire perspective is off now, man. (Play is Under Review)
Ovechkin has a new gal and she’s the daughter of Igor Larionov. (Jaspers’ Rink)
The newest episode of Blog Show, featuring [Big Daddy] Drew Magary. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
Any video that starts with a small child shooting an automatic weapon deserves your time. (Google Video)
A child was born with… a penis on his back. (Huffington Post)
Sportscaster Charlie Jones passed away yesterday. He was 77. (AP)
Tony Simpson airport Jessica Romo something t-shirt. (Just Jarred)
Earlier this week Jones remembered his friend Jim McKay on his blog. (Charlie Jones On Sports)
Keeping with the Christina Milian theme, it’s a Ja Rule video! (Between Me & You)

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June 14th, 2008 at 11:06 AM
All your broken “e-mail account” links are belong to Cousins
June 14th, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Also, has I’m sure many of you know by now, Tim Russert died yesterday as well. A big Bills fan, but more importantly, a true journalistic icon.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:18 AM
“It certainly does suck.”
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Obscure Wayne World’s Reference
June 14th, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Jim Mckay, Tim Russert and Charlie Jones in the same week. Yet Jeff Van Gundy, Chris Berman and many others still roam the earth.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
A sphincter say what?
June 14th, 2008 at 11:47 AM
And just think of the pornos that Chinese kid could have made when he grew up. The sheer freakiness of doing two girls with two different cocks would have compensated for the lack of size. Although I’m sure you would have to really practice to get your rhythm down for that.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Tim Russert was one of my favorite journalists ever. That news might’ve hit me harder than Jim Mckay’s passing.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Russert was a big blow. He was a great journalist with very little noticeable lean either right or left.
You can also tell how well he was liked by virtually everyone. The specials on NBC were very sad last night and this morning.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Come bust a move where the games are played, it’s chill, it’s fresh, it’s Noah’s Arcade.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:10 PM
+1 to you Flying Brother, +1 indeed.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:10 PM
C’mon. There should be 152 jokes on here about the kid born with a penis on his back. This could be a blessing or ruin the kid forever. Can the penis on his back get hard? Would you want to get it removed if it did? What if it is bigger than your real penis? How could you fuck two girls at once with one dick between your legs and one on your back? I could go on and on.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:19 PM
The kid could invent the Horseback Style of having sex. He could get on all fours and the woman could ride him like a horse. I want two dicks.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:25 PM
You realize you are talking about the genitalia of a young asian boy? O.K.