Sherron Collins Couldn’t Keep It In His Pants
College Basketball, Courts, Legal June 16th. 2008, 2:45pm
Sherron Collins, the sixth man on defending National Champion Kansas, is projected to be the only glimmer of hope on what will be a decimated Jayhawks’ hoops squad next season. Super Mario Chalmers has elected to remain in the NBA draft, and the rest of the starting lineup is gone, too. So Bill Self is left with Collins and bruising center Cole Adrich (who finally emerged as a potential stud at the Final Four).
The bad news? A judge just ruled against Collins in a civil suit that claimed the former McDonald’s All-American exposed himself to a woman in an elevator, and then rubbed up against her. The article didn’t say whether he rubbed his body against her, or whether he rubbed something else against her. Either way, gross.
Judge rules against KU basketball’s Collins in woman’s civil lawsuit (Lawrence Journal World)
23 Responses to “Sherron Collins Couldn’t Keep It In His Pants”
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June 16th, 2008 at 2:47 PM
He took it out.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:48 PM
Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can’t breathe in there. It’s in human.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:49 PM
lol
June 16th, 2008 at 2:49 PM
he should have gone with the defense that the Penn State player did – i just like to play with it
June 16th, 2008 at 2:49 PM
I don’t know what to say. Really sherron? In an elevator?
June 16th, 2008 at 2:49 PM
Hello 8 seed next year.
Oh well, whatever happens will be worth the 08 title.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:50 PM
REJECCCCTEDDD!!!!
June 16th, 2008 at 2:51 PM
library > elevator
June 16th, 2008 at 2:52 PM
If she didn’t want him to take his pants off she shouldn’t have said she was going down.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:53 PM
Chalmers staying in the draft when he’s going to go in the 20s is dumber than Collins pulling it out in an elevator.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:53 PM
Hahha Ron, your comment reminded me of the work elevators here where the lady says going down and for about a week I followed it up with “on me”
June 16th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
He was just trying to feel her material.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
@CRM
+1
June 16th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
@ TBL, you know a better way to get a date? I’m all ears.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Collins didn’t even show up to court. Not quite sure what he was thinking.
“…is projected to be the only glimmer of hope on what will be a decimated Jayhawks’ hoops squad next season.” TBL
Call me a hopeless homer, but our recruiting class is set to be awesome. That’s something to hope for. Hope they are playing like Sophomores at least come March. I can see a 4 – 8 seed type team. I haven’t looked into the rest of the conference much, since it isn’t even football season.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:55 PM
wow CRM, nice
June 16th, 2008 at 2:56 PM
KC- Their best recruit, maybe their best 2 recruits are JuCo guys, so hopefully they aren’t playing like Sophomores. And the rest of the Big 12 should be shitty.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:56 PM
the best story i ever heard about a player “working it” was a few years ago some michigan football player was busted for walking up to the front porch of a sorority house, rinking the doorbell, then going to town with the one-handed cocktail mixer.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:00 PM
Fetch =
Self/Dooley disagree with you. Well, I guess it depends on what definition of “late-bloomer” they are with.
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/story/654380.html
I hate JUCO players, but the two we are getting are supposedly real good. Too many Juco players are in Juco because they are idiots.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:00 PM
Must have been a Rich Rod recruit.
/Nick P.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:05 PM
He’ll get off….pun intended
June 16th, 2008 at 3:08 PM
This approach is weak and uncivilized.
/Sean Salisbury
June 16th, 2008 at 3:14 PM
Hey the good news is he has a future in NASCAR