Comments on: John Kruk – ESPN Weatherman

By: NDub

NDub — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:24:14 +0000

Is it me or does Krukie always appear to have a dip in his lower lip?

By: irishmafia

irishmafia — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:04:05 +0000

Kruk was once a teammate of Bobby Rayburn

By: Sisto

Sisto — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:55:45 +0000

John Kruk only has one testicle.

By: Billy Buckner

Billy Buckner — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:41:25 +0000

Well I was hanging out with a couple friends I used to be teammates with in high school, and their younger siblings were having a party. I’m only 3 years removed from high school, but I can’t fathom that I looked that young. It’s absurd.

By: fluffy_bunny_feet

fluffy_bunny_feet — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:36:31 +0000

I think you really have to appreciate Kruk not only for his BB knowledge but the sheer amount of cans of stroh’s it took to mold that body.

He’s a physical specimen I tell you. Steve Phillips is a dick.

By: 1 Happy St

1 Happy St — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:34:48 +0000

700 times with H.S. girls? Now THAT’S a thursday night!

By: Billy Buckner

Billy Buckner — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:28:08 +0000

I’m sure you’re right 412, I figured he’d have to be for them to even allow him to do this. And sorry Happy St., didn’t mean to send you into a mid-life crisis or anything. If it’s any comfort, I had that moment 700 times last night and I’m only 22. High schoolers look 8 years old to me now. Yikes.

By: fluffy_bunny_feet

fluffy_bunny_feet — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:26:40 +0000

ESPN always shows footage of him at first, never in the outfield, but sometimes eating a bowl of chili.

By: 1 Happy St

1 Happy St — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:22:45 +0000

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t he play first base? It’s entirely possible I’m off, cuz he was somewhat before my time, but I was pretty sure he was a first basemen.

Reason # 318 that proves I am getting old. John Kruk is before people’s time.

By: The412

The412 — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:19:16 +0000

He also played OF.