Since everyone’s doing the winners/losers thing, and we’re tired as hell … an A-Z look at the draft. Thanks to the commenter who helped out with the photo of NBA draftee Trent Plaisted’s wife. Enjoy Detroit! The Stephen A. Smith guys are at it again (see V).

Arthur, as in Darrell, the last man to leave the Green room, who went 27th to Portland, and then got a standing O from the notoriously harsh Garden crowd.
Bucks bungled things: First, they traded for a SF (Richard Jefferson), then they drafted a SF (Joe Alexander) at 8 and another one (Luc Richard Mbah a Moute) in round two.
Can’t believe a team like Washington, which seems ready for a playoff run, would take a guy like JaVale McGee, who won’t contribute anytime soon.
DJ Augustin went 9th to Charlotte in the biggest round one surprise because the Bobcats already have a PG in Raymond Felton.
Enough already with the Ike Diogu fawning, folks. We liked him at ASU, too, but if he’s so damned good, why hasn’t he overtaken anyone at any of his prior stops?
Frankly, we’re surprised USC’s Davon Jefferson wasn’t drafted.
Going to make the worthless prediction now – if D Wade plus more than 70 games, the Heat will make the playoffs in the East.
Have to wonder if JJ Hickson was really the best option for the Cavs and LeBron. Do you think he got on the horn to Jay-Z to give him props for beefing up his future frontcourt?
Isn’t it smart how the Celtics traded for perhaps the best defensive wing in the draft (Bill Walker) and drafted a scorer in JR Giddens to save Ray Allen’s legs come June?
Just so we’re clear: NBA Draft > NFL Draft only because of the time limit.
Kevin Durant must be thrilled: He got a scoring point guard in Russell Westbrook, and a defensive factor inside in DJ White (from Detroit), plus a supposed future stud in 18-year-old Serge Ibaka.
Lopez Brothers, who went to Jersey and Phoenix, respectively, came off as a couple of chill 7-footers.
Mark Jackson was horrendous, somebody get this man an NBA coaching job and out of the analyst booth.
New Jersey’s wanton lust for power forwards: Josh Boone two years ago, Sean Williams last year, and Ryan Anderson this year.
Oh, we definitely plan on seeing Incredible Hulk this weekend.
Portland’s haul, again, was spectacular: Jerryd Bayless (from Indiana), the best foreigh “stash” in Nicolas Batum, and a flurry of trades in their favor, cementing GM Kevin Pritchard as one of the best in the league.
Quick, somebody ask Chad Ford how he feels about Fran Fraschilla being ESPN’s top international hoops guy.
Rally around us, folks: Who else is a Wendi Nix fan?
Sacramento, which made questionable picks in the first round the last three years, registered the biggest reach in the first round by taking Rider’s Jason Thompson 12th, but rebounded in the second round with Sean Singletary and Patrick Ewing Jr.
Terrible job by the Nuggets not having a pick for the second year in a row.
Unlucky: DeAndre Jordan and Mario Chalmers both left school early, and both fell into the second round, where they’ll have to make the Clippers and T-Wolves,Heat, respectively.
Very, very aggressive stuff from the Stephen A. Smith heckling society. Highlight: Kevin Love at the four minute mark mentions cheese doodles!
Wow, that was painful: First Stu Scott trying to drop an Usher joke on everyone late in the second round, and then Shan Foster singing while playing his keyboard.
Xavier McDaniel?
Yes, we’re losery: Spent about 16 hours in front the computer yesterday.
Zero is the unofficial number of negative comments that Jeff Van Gundy uttered last night. He was critical of nobody because he craves a coaching gig.