Oh man! Why didn’t anyone tell me the game started at 2:30? I would try a live-blog, but I’m not going to pretend that I know any of the names. I will however update whenever there is a score. (Hello, afternoon off!)

We join the game, roughly 20 minutes in, with the score predictively surprisingly knotted at nil-nil.

Spain hasn’t won the Euro Championship in 44 years – Germany in 12 years. One of those droughts ends today!

Feel free to complain about the lack of quality touches in the comments.

[Pic via Euro 2008 Girls]