CCSabathiaThe Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Buster Olney is reporting is reporting that the Cleveland Indians just dealt 2007 Cy Young Award winner CC Sabathia to the Milwaukee Brewers for two packs of grape Big League Chew, four jars of Guava jelly, Tivo, and a mint condition Bumblebee transformer. (Our error – we’re watching Yankees-Red Sox and the damn scroll said Buster broke the story.)

The tears are flowing in Cleveland (and the expletives are flying). The Indians, languishing in the AL Central cellar 14 games under .500, have thrown in the towel even though Drago doesn’t have Apollo Creed on the ropes and the White Sox pitching staff has incredibly overachieved. (Interestingly, back in Spring Training, Olney predicted the Indians would win the World Series.) The Brewers – just 3.5 games back of the Cubs in the NL Central – now have a rather fearsome two-some in Ben “Contract Year” Sheets and Sabathia.