On another lazy Sunday, you’re channel surfing, anxiously looking for Grassroots Rugby highlights. (Hey, it’s what Australians do.) You find the show, and then suddenly … hardcore porn takes command of your TV screen. Four whole minutes of something with a title we’re not going to print. We googled so you can keep your jobs; One of the stars is Vivica Coxx.

In a report by New Zealand’s channel 3, parents said their children had seen the sex on screen, and one 12-year-old girl covered her eyes and ran out of the room saying “eww,” and “gross.” Another parent told reporters his 8-year-old son’s innocence was lost.

You have no idea what a daunting task finding a photo for this post was. Rugby? Ha. Briefly considered the Costanza clip where he says his porn star name would be Buck Nekkid. Then we settled on Jenna, but she’s had so much damn surgery that she is borderline unrecognizable. At the last moment, we switched away from Jesse Jane, who is a very nice human being.

Kids Rugby Broadcast Accidentally Spliced with Porn (Steady Burn)