Minor League Manager’s Tirade Includes ‘Smell my Filthy Shoe’ and ‘Smell my Sweaty Armpit’
Video July 10th. 2008, 6:09pmHis name is Kash Beauchamp, and he’s an idiot. Would have been funnier if the Ump had caught him with a right cross.
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July 10th, 2008 at 6:23 PM
I liked the “stone cold” music. If had would have gave the ref a stunner, then watching that would have been worth it. He didn’t so, eh.
July 10th, 2008 at 6:27 PM
just watched the Big Finish on PTI and I think I heard Lebatard say that Matt Jones shouldn’t be doing coke because he isn’t any good.
July 10th, 2008 at 6:58 PM
How does he keep his job? How do you take the man seriously after that?
July 10th, 2008 at 7:04 PM
people take minor league managers seriously?
July 10th, 2008 at 7:15 PM
Well we’ve proved that guys an idiot. Next.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:17 PM
Well they should take minor league managers seriously. Most of them actually want to move up in the system just like the players. But this moron won’t be going anywhere anytime soon. Just read on the Wichita Wranglers’ site that this ‘bag is suspended for four games and fined an undisclosed amount. Four games is not enough.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:29 PM
TBL, you geeked to get that Iphone tomorrow? I bet if you wear a cutoff and show the guns, they’ll let you go right up to the front of the line.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:29 PM
Funny story: I watched this team play the Fort Worth Cats a couple days ago. He got into it with the ump in that game too, though nothing that involved ‘pits or cleats. Therefore, this surprises me none.
I’m kind of with TBL on this one, though. It’s minor league ball. Plus, there’s been a lot of managers do some worse stuff. I think this is just funny. He just wanted to show the ump how badly his calls stunk.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Grady Little, Charlie Manuel, and Ozzie Guillen were all minor league managers. But, yeah, I’m still with you TBL, I wouldn’t take a minor league manager seriously especially when their best product has been Ozzie.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:33 PM
So the Wranglers stuck with the Royals AA team name even though that team moved to Sprindale Ar? Is this the independent league? We had a team in that last year but they packed there bags and left us.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:34 PM
By the way, Yahoo’s MMA guys read The Big Lead, at least, they read it when CRM is in charge.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:40 PM
But, I mean seriously. If someone did that in your office meeting, would he be accepted back like nothing happened?
July 10th, 2008 at 7:46 PM
Nervous, actually. The first store im targeting said it has 30 phones … so if i show up and im deeper than 15/20 in line, im bolting to another store that it’s farther away but has 30-60 phones. I wonder if this AT&T guys are pulling my leg with getting ‘50 calls a day’ and shit like that.
The line starts at 6 am, but you can’t buy until 8. Yes, im being overly nerdy about this. Since leaving my last job, i’ve been in cell phone HELL. 7 months with a shitty phone is enough to make a man go batty.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:49 PM
The only good things about these stupid managers making asses of themselves is the Umps. That is how the umps should act in the Majors. Avoiding confrontations at all costs instead of initiating them like they do half of the time. Most umps in the majors are so power hungry it’s unbelievable.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:56 PM
TBL, i’m getting it either tomorrow or saturday. i’m not getting in any lines though. the only thing that makes me nervous is the story i heard about battery life. What cell phone you got now?
July 10th, 2008 at 7:58 PM
TBL, wander up to Midtown. Grab a beer. Stop by the store when the line dies down, it’s open 24 hours.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:03 PM
TBL, be prepared for the issues you’re going to have with the new iPhone. That’s all I’m gonna say.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:04 PM
anyone got HD Net? Miss Hawaiian Tropic International!
As for the Ump … i’d pay to see an eruption like that in the office. If anyone has seen Charlie Wilson’s War, there’s a damn good one
July 10th, 2008 at 8:06 PM
i rock the BLackjack. got it for free, but it’s horrible.
SG – We have an i-touch (won it) and the battery life is pretty damn weak. but i’ll just carry a charger with me wherever i go! Im excited. do you have one?
July 10th, 2008 at 8:07 PM
TBL, do you not recall the convo I had with you about my employer?
July 10th, 2008 at 8:08 PM
TBL, thanks for the heads up on the Miss Hawaiian Tropic. You should live blog this. i have 2 buddies with the Blackjack and they love it. hmm… iphone should still be a huge upgrade.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:11 PM
in regard to the best parties i’ve ever attended, here are two of the Top 5:
Hawaiian Tropic party at the Super Bowl that was in Jacksonville (i asked Garcia’s girlfriend a question and she shot me a nasty look. But she was as advertised – stunning)
Playboy party at the Super Bowl in Detroit (it actually was better than the one in Miami)
July 10th, 2008 at 8:12 PM
yes, SG. i am aware. but you’re home now, they can’t track your comments. do you have one?
the Blackjack has no dialguard or anything – it just dials randomly all the f’ing time. all the functions are a bitch, the internet is dogshit slow, and it doesnt lo all text conversations (like my last phone, the Treo, which was awesome)
July 10th, 2008 at 8:15 PM
No HD Net, but if you are ever in Times Square at the HT bar give me a wave. Here’s their livecam.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:16 PM
problem with the HT contest is that there are so many bad, large tats that i would AUTOMATICALLY disqualify them.
also, there are too many women with bad boob jobs
this shawn cox who is hosting … what’s her story? oh, she won in 2002
July 10th, 2008 at 8:16 PM
No, I don’t have one. AT&T’s service totally sucks, the new phone apparently has a bunch of problems (at least that’s what some of the business customers AT&T let use it early have said) – e-mails disappearing, slow download speeds, crappy battery life, etc. I have Verizon and I don’t plan on changing to AT&T any time soon.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:19 PM
too funny you mention that place – i used to work with the publicists there, and had lunch there once. i actually dont remember how the food was.
whoa, this girl Marie from ogota, Columbia has to be a frontrunner … Katarina from Slovak Republic as well
July 10th, 2008 at 8:24 PM
sparty, le batard did say that.. pretty damn funny.. and SG the iphone doesn’t make emails disappear.. it basically copies your inbox of email messages.. lets say you have a gmail account you use and want to use it on your iphone, it copies your inbox, so if you archive a message it will leave your phone.. its not disappearing its just mimicking your own inbox
July 10th, 2008 at 8:24 PM
ozzie was a minor league coach? i thought he was just a positional coach for montreal or florida
July 10th, 2008 at 8:25 PM
Yes, cortes, I’m fully aware how the iPhone works. I had to take a two hour training class on all the new features. I’m telling you that some customers have experienced e-mails disappearing. When I say disappear, I mean no longer available in either the phone or Outlook.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:26 PM
Sportsgal, do you work for Apple?
July 10th, 2008 at 8:28 PM
we’re down to semifinalists … a decent crop, surely
July 10th, 2008 at 8:29 PM
ha! Tark is a judge!
and so is the U of Hawaii coach
Jim Marshall from the Vikings (retired)
a motley crew of a panel
July 10th, 2008 at 8:30 PM
cortes, please hang near a cpu tomorrow so that if i get one, you can help
July 10th, 2008 at 8:30 PM
Good call Mole, my mistake. I was just checking Ozzie’s Wiki page and I see what your saying. I thought I remembered reading that Ozzie and Joey Cora had worked for the Sox’s A Ball team and that’s were they were hired off of. Now I can’t find it, so maybe I pulled it out of my ass, who knows.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:31 PM
i’m always around TBL.. get the emails sent to my iphone so just drop me a line if anything comes up
July 10th, 2008 at 8:32 PM
this seems neat
if you like reading
July 10th, 2008 at 8:34 PM
SG – what’s your take on an ‘affair of the heart’
you think it exits?
July 10th, 2008 at 8:38 PM
if anyone isn’t watching the HT contest (i wont be soon)
here is one of the 15 finalists
http://www.ericareams.net/gallery.html
July 10th, 2008 at 8:38 PM
Oh. my god.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:39 PM
An affair of the heart? Did I miss a conversation where this was brought up? I’m messing with my iPod right now so I haven’t been playing close attention.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:41 PM
TBL, that read at work thing is sweet.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:54 PM
i can’t believe Italy got 3rd. (travesty)
2nd place … Ashley Smit, Orlando
1st – The Reams chick i linked up earlier! ha
July 10th, 2008 at 8:54 PM
arod/madonna
no actual affair seems to have happened
it’s sort of like, ‘emotional cheating’
July 10th, 2008 at 8:56 PM
TBL, http://www.appleiphoneschool.com is a good website to get you going with the IPHONE. Engadget.com usually has good posts on it as well.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:57 PM
Fetch, You aren’t kidding. That woman is gorgeous.
TBL, I walked into an ATT store last year wanting to get a blackjack. I’m glad the salesperson talked me into a blackberry curve, which at the time was somehow a little cheaper. I heard those functions were a real pain in the ass.
Even emotionally cheating with Madonna is retarded on A-Rod’s part.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:59 PM
If that chick won, the Hawaiian Tropic judges were smart.
I’m watchin Family Guy right now and Brian just started performing Never Gonna Give You Up, so apparently I got Rick Rolled?
July 10th, 2008 at 10:19 PM
TBL -
Have you been drinking? I haven’t seen you comment this much in quite a spell.
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For some reason, the headline to this reminded me of the, “how does my ass taste,” thing that GI Joe did a few weeks back. Which, of course, reminded me of, “keep my name out of your mouth.” Goodness. Comedy is fun.
Yes, I’ve been drinking.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:24 PM
not really, just preparing for tomorrow’s blog day and getting my mind right for the iphone wait. watch me not get one. that’ll be a laugh.
i’ve even got reading: The Stranger, Syd Field’s Screenwriting book, and the latest copy of Esquire (Colbert on the front)
July 10th, 2008 at 10:24 PM
a reader just sent in this link.
ah, melrose place
July 10th, 2008 at 10:35 PM
TBL -
Damn. Since I just moved, all my magazines are in holding somewhere. I got Esquire on the cheap ($.50 an issue for two years) and once I get past the numerous ads and bs fashion crap… notsobad. Some pretty good in-depth articles. The Iraq soldier one from last month or the one before was excellent. I think this was the one with Mike Meyers on the cover. Why he was on the cover, I do not know. At the very least, pretty good toilet reading for a guy in his 30s.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Can’t believe you guys are still on.
Why in such a hurry for the new iphone? You do know your plan with at&t is going to go up, right?
July 11th, 2008 at 6:36 AM
showed up around 540 am. was the 24th or 25th person in line. AT&T guy just showed up and confirmed there are only 30 phones. the line probably is at 70 now. wifi, baby!
they only have 10 of the 8 GB
and 20 of the 16 GB (10 black, 10 white)
July 11th, 2008 at 6:47 AM
you are crazy TBL. I haven’t woke up that early to get something since I tried to score Neil Diamond tickets! I mean Pearl Jam, yeah, Pearl Jam.
July 11th, 2008 at 6:53 AM
crazy? that’s one word, i guess. they just did a recount – im 23rd.
sparty, be prepared for the lead in the roundup … love the site, man
July 11th, 2008 at 6:59 AM
looking forward to it. unfortunately i will not be around for long after you post the roundup, heading to Great Adventure to ride some coasters.
July 11th, 2008 at 7:00 AM
but did get todays post done beforehand.
July 11th, 2008 at 7:27 AM
sparty, of course, man. come on, what do you take me for, some lax blogger?
July 11th, 2008 at 7:30 AM
iPhones are the ghey
/still early
July 11th, 2008 at 7:37 AM
nah, i was talkin about me getting it done before i headed out. i would never accuse you of being like…like oh say shanoff….