PM Roundup: The Links Are Hot Because They’re Stolen
Baseball, Cheerleaders, Drugs, Movies, Music, NFL, Soccer July 11th. 2008, 3:35pm
It’s finally Friday. It’s been a long week for me and I’m glad the weekend is finally here. Now I can sit back, relax and… What do you mean Imig is on a weekend retreat with the 1-2-3 Kid and Razor Ramon*? I had tickets to a screening of Mama Mia!**
Anyway, Fridays are for British chicks birds, so here’s Adele Silva. She was on a British soap called Emmerdale Farm. I’ve never seen it, but I’ve been assured that it’s quite cheeky.
I’ll be here all weekend. Feel free to stop by and give me a hard time.
British rock bands, soccer and voting. (Unprofessional Foul)
Take note of clearance warnings people. (College Humor)
Travis Henry tested positive for marijuana again, quoth NFL Source. (MyFox Colorado)
A race walker has been suspended for use of PED’s. (The Sports Point)
Mark Cuban bought sports. (The Onion)
An 80-year-old cheerleader. H-o-t. (Yale Alumni Magazine)
Fondly recalling how bad the Texas Rangers’ pitching was. (Texas Rangers Examiner)
You can pulling 70K playing foosball? (NewsOn6.com)
Dollar bill origami. (My Chill Pill)
12 video games that will get your suspenders in a knot this summer. Nerds. (Yahoo!)
Dress up like a cow, get free chicken. (Pensacola News Journal)
Mobster appears in film, is recognized by inmates and goes to jail. If only this would happen to Eddie Murphy. (Reuters)
*I swear I had to look those names up. (Worst 10 minutes of a Thursday night evar.)
**Not my exclamation.
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July 11th, 2008 at 3:38 PM
CRM you are the man! i didn’t even click on the links.. but man.. tremendous job with the pictures today.. solid work
July 11th, 2008 at 3:38 PM
This entire roundup is absurd.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:38 PM
Whoa.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Is Emmerdale Farm similar to Jolly Farm Review?
July 11th, 2008 at 3:41 PM
Anyone know a professional athlete that seems as dumb as the cheeba powered impregnator that is Travis Henry? Maybe this is just his attempt at getting a reality show.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:41 PM
I just watched Eddie Murphy’s Raw the other day and holy shit, how the mighty have fallen.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:41 PM
breaking news from the le batard show via chris mortenson.. brett favre has asked for his release from the packers
July 11th, 2008 at 3:42 PM
that beach picture is a 20 on the 1-10 scale
July 11th, 2008 at 3:43 PM
And in the most unexpected and shocking revelation to date…Jack Black did coke and acid!*
/covers mouth in horror and disappointment
*exclamation by me
July 11th, 2008 at 3:45 PM
That Yahoo list is proof that almost no good games are released in the summer. Mario Super Sluggers? Really?
July 11th, 2008 at 3:46 PM
CRM buddy, I hope you keep all of these pics and chicks links stored for rainy days.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Should grown men ever use the word ‘cheeky’?
July 11th, 2008 at 3:48 PM
How do you not know who Razor Ramon is?
July 11th, 2008 at 3:48 PM
CRM, hero of the internets.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:50 PM
favre story
this has to tarnish his legacy if he plays for another team right
July 11th, 2008 at 3:50 PM
@iggy, Mario Super Sluggers is probably sweet. Mario Soccer and the other Mario sports games are fun.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:51 PM
@mole: it will for me and i’m a huge packers fan. i think the pack are dumb for not wanting him back though.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
this has to tarnish his legacy if he plays for another team right
Not if he wins… all is forgiven when you win.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
Scott Hall drank my beer.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:53 PM
It’s downright blasphemous
July 11th, 2008 at 3:53 PM
Dan Patrick had it right yesterday. They should change the word ‘four’ to ‘Favre’… so for those counting alone at home, that would make it one, two, three, Favre, five.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:54 PM
good choices CRM…
have a nice weekend everybody!!! it’s friday, i aint got shit to do…
July 11th, 2008 at 3:55 PM
CRM, excellent work. That chick is smoking.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:56 PM
she is pretty
July 11th, 2008 at 3:56 PM
How do you not know who Razor Ramon is?
Scott Hall drank my beer.
Diamond Stud smoked my weed.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:56 PM
How do you not know who Razor Ramon is?
Scott Hall drank my beer.
NWO era was the last time I watched wrestling.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
if i were a packer fan id be furious, youve got a right to be pissed if he plays for another team
is rodgers’ contract up after this year? if it is, and favre came back, i dont see any way that rodgers would stick around. theyd have no QB after that.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
CRM should have started this post with a “Hey Yo!”
July 11th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
Listen, if you had 11 kids from 11 different women (or whatever the number is), you’d probably want to get high too.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:58 PM
@benji: Well I’d consider myself to have a bias towards Nintendo, and nobody played more Mario Golf for the N64 than I did. But when the company continues to pump out bunches of Mario Sports and Mario Party games, it just makes me think that they’re trying desperately to keep the fanboys satisfied until Metroid comes out. They may be fun but they’re in no way substantive, which is the best thing that can be said about most summer games.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:58 PM
Razors Edge was one of the cooler finishers I must say
July 11th, 2008 at 3:59 PM
I am officially casting a vote for Mel B. to be posted as PM Roundup poon.
You all can send expressions of thanks to Eddie Murphy.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:00 PM
@ mole… they’d still have Brohm, who is a great prospect, IMO.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:00 PM
+1 Stetsportsblog. I find her very attractive(big breasts)
July 11th, 2008 at 4:01 PM
they’re not one player games but i think Mario Soccer is just as fun as any game to play 2 on 2. especially when drinking.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:01 PM
I don’t have any kids and i am ready to get high.
/looks at watch, only 3:00. dammit.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Mario Golf needs to come out for Wii.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Razors Edge was one of the cooler finishers I must say
I never understood how someone could be lifeless enough to let him get you in that… I mean, with wrestling being real and all.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:02 PM
@mole: i am pissed. rodgers is an FA after this year. i think if Favre would come back to the Packers, they would need a 2 year commitment out of him. And they drafted Brian Brohm this year who i think will be better than Rodgers anyways.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
i forgot about brohm, good point. id take rodgers in miami though. .. shit id take brohm in miami (ted ginn, REALLY?)
so what now, do the packers actually release him?
July 11th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
Mario Super Slugger has potential to be added to the pantheon of “Great Ninetendo Games to Play for 18 Straight Hours While High,” right there with Mario Kart, Mario Tennis, and GoldenEye.
And the best summer game is the game that came out in April, GTA IV. Easy.
And maybe it’s just me, but I’m so fucking tired of Brett Favre. I want him to just go away for fuck’s sake. I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
Baby Spice > Scary Spice
/whatever happened to her?
July 11th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
One of my greatest childhood memories was watching my older brother throw my younger brother into a bush on the side of the house via the Razor [Outsider's] Edge. Those were the days.
I was always a Kevin Nash guy anyway. That power bomb could actually hurt you know.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
Favre is a legend in Green Bay we all know this but why does he play this game I wanna retire I’m gonna play every off season?
July 11th, 2008 at 4:05 PM
@benji, we start a set against the Reds tonight! Parra on the mound.
/giving the new team a try
July 11th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
@Billy Buckner: I agree with you about Favre. The last two seasons have been insufferable watching him go back and forth. The national love affair with him is so retarded.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
i saw a recent video of hers at the gym last year (only place i see videos) and i almost had to excuse myself. so fucking hot.
mario tennis on 64 was the shit. the combo of waluigi and DK was unstoppable
July 11th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
shit free slurpy day today…
July 11th, 2008 at 4:08 PM
As a teen I worked at McDonald’s and my buddy( He’s was like 6 ft 7 320 pds)power bombed me in the freezer, I got up and hit him a case of fries. Never get high while working at McDonald’s it makes you do crazy things.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
my cold beer is better than your free slurpy.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
@ill: true, big momentum series going into the allstar break. Parra is rowdy. I’m sure he’ll do better than Lilly did yesterday. Hopefully. We welcome you with open arms.
@jb: he must truly be confused if he wants to play or not. but the retirement thing now he is saying was kinda forced by the packers and he wasn’t really sure. well he should’ve waited longer. UGH>….
July 11th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
Ill, I am very disappointed in you.
I was powerbombed at least 100 times as a kid.
I think it would be amazing if the Packers do release Favre and then he signs with the Vikings. That opening Monday night game at Lambeau would be must see tv.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
Wait, what’s the free slurpy thing? My room is in the attic and it’s nearly 90 here in Philly. I think I’d almost take a slurpy over sex at this point…almost.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
with
July 11th, 2008 at 4:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YhvHOsg_Pk
July 11th, 2008 at 4:10 PM
@jb: that story completely makes up for your links fuck up this morning
July 11th, 2008 at 4:11 PM
i never got high when i worked at mickey ds, but i did when i was in college working at hardees, it will make you create a pizza sized bacon egg and cheese biscuit. gods gift to man
July 11th, 2008 at 4:12 PM
redemption
July 11th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Ginn > Quinn.
tOSU rules; ND drools.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
@billy: free slurpies at any 711’s for today.
@CBH: i really hope Favre has more respect for GB than to go play for the Vikings. I don’t think they will release him. they’ll probably try to trade him ot the AFC or certainly not a division rival.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Ill, it’s 7/11 today, hence the free slurpees.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:14 PM
cbh, I know. I’ve just grown tired of nothing to root for in september/october. I would never take another AL team.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:15 PM
When I was a kid for some random reason I liked the Reds for a few years. As long as it isn’t the Nationals I respect your decision ill. I just keep telling myself it will be that much sweeter when they do win after all these loser years.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:15 PM
would be nice if there were 7/11’s in central PA but nooooo sheetz has a monopoly. most overrated gas stations ever. fuck.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:16 PM
@clown. you have WAY too much time on your hands my friend.
/yeah, i watched it.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:17 PM
It’s a SLURPEE not a slurpy! What is wrong with you people?
Today is 7/11 so 7-11 is giving away free slurpees. Well, participating 7-11’s are anyway.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:18 PM
I hear an echo.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:18 PM
(staring at the ground) I’m placing myself on suicide watch this weekend.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:19 PM
mole, you’re always so angry.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:19 PM
The Links Are Hot
Herm Edwards likes these links.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:19 PM
So where does Favre end up?
July 11th, 2008 at 4:19 PM
echo
July 11th, 2008 at 4:20 PM
i have never had a slurpy or slurpee in my life. too much sugar.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:23 PM
SLURPEES’s (good catch SG) are glorious. Always had them after baseball tournaments on Saturday’s back when I was a young’n.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Does anyone love bud as much as Travis Henry? Seriously, he makes Snoop look like Martha Nixon.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Spencer
July 11th, 2008 at 4:26 PM
I wish I had enough cash handy to afford getting a bunch of weed. Fuck. Stop talking about it, dammit.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:27 PM
More Adele Silva. Moderately NSFW
July 11th, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Billy, none of your guys take credit card? Tell them to get with the times!
July 11th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
Shit, I should clearly tell my dude to step it up. Lazy bastard.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
Buck, don’t you know any loan sharks? just make sure to pay them back.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:32 PM
I live in South Jersey. I couldn’t find one if I tried. If I lived in the evil other half of the state, it’s entirely possible.
Of course, Camden isn’t too far away.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:40 PM
i would not play fantasy football or watch football for a long time if Brett Favre is in another jersey. No joke.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:50 PM
Maybe we can get a little Keeley Hazel next Friday? Some NSFW.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:52 PM
The more i look at Adele Silva, the more I am considering stalking her. Damn.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:55 PM
so 7-11 oh yeah now I get it. Freak.
/grumpy and ready to down some bud light and lime
July 11th, 2008 at 4:55 PM
Maybe every time he smokes weed, he forgets he already had a child. You know, kinda like 50 first dates. He wakes up everyday knowing the only thing that would complete his life is a child…
July 11th, 2008 at 5:03 PM
A bit of a threadjack, but I had to vent somewhere. I’m “enduring” the Bill Simmons podcast with Dave Dameshek. He actually floated a hypothesis that Elton Brand was glad Baron Davis signed with the Clippers, because it would allow him to leave for Philly without upsetting the fan base. And he was serious when Dameshek called him out on that.
I never thought I’d miss Tony Kornheiser’s radio show this much. Aside from “On the DL” are there any other good sports podcasts out there? Simmons is clearly on the downslope of his career. I’m in my early 30s, and even I can’t follow all of his MASH and Stripes references.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:03 PM
she looks like Mandy Moore but with some huge tits.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:04 PM
saprissa: is “On the DL” on Itunes?
July 11th, 2008 at 5:07 PM
I’d trade every 7-11 in this town for a Wawa in a heartbeat.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:10 PM
benji – “On the DL” is on iTunes. I can’t send a link to it since I don’t have iTunes on my work laptop.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:11 PM
thanks, i don’t have Itunes here at work either. but i’ll dutch that at home.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:55 PM
I love that foosball story because I once wrote a feature on a foosball player for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. She was playing in the World Cup or some such thing. I was amused the entire time I was working on the story.
July 11th, 2008 at 7:29 PM
I have been in sort of a rut lately (break-up), this picture actually made me happy (horny).
July 12th, 2008 at 12:14 AM
Dude, I know it is college humor but the driver of that truck that hit the ATM is dead, seriously dead. Oh and the Onion story was terrific. I heard that Rupert Murdoch bought sound the same day.