One week from now, I’ll be in Vegas. That’s odd.

I can’t remember if a reader suggested Britney Snow at some point during the week. If you did, please head to the concession stand and pick up your nothing. If you didn’t request Brittany Snow, you can remain in your seat and watch the beautiful posts unfold over the next day and a half. I promise at least 1 (Maybe even 2) will be worth your time.

As always, tips, pics, and other such internetery goodness are welcome at alumnigonzo@gmail.com.

The Clipper dynasty that never was. (San Francisco Chronicle)

Carrie Underwood is looking pretty good. (Hollywood Tuna)

Nice catch. (Busted Coverage)

Sick food art. (Odd World)

MJD interviewed Ronnie Brown. Football season is on its way, folks. (Shutdown Corner)

Could this be the year Cleveland finally wins a championship (in Arena Football)? (Waiting For Next Year)

You can win a million dollars just for winning a fantasy football league. (Charlotte Observer)

Brett Favre is an indecisive jerk. I may be incorrectly inferring as to what this post is implying. (Chuckie Hacks)

Jose Canseco is fighting Vai Sikahema tonight. Kimbo Slice’s got next. (Daily News)

Rock Band 2’s premium drum kit. (Via Kotaku)

I’ve always said, “Anything that can help fill the void left by John From Cincinnati.” (New York TImes)

The Gawker sports roster has grown exponentially since Daulerio took over. Commence hating on Jack Kogod. (Deadspin)

The 1990’s were a golden age for music. Hence, the Meat Puppets. (Backwater)

This is Brittany Snow in one of her many hit movies.