So Notre Dame … 8-4?
College Football July 15th. 2008, 5:00pm
Went to dinner with an ND grad recently, and was surprised to hear how unbeat he was about the upcoming season. Something about a feathery schedule and the growth of a young Irish squad. Too lazy to actually look into this, and stunned that a 3-9 team could turn it around so quickly, we got Intern Parris on the scene. We do promise, though, not to write too often about Tuna Jr.’s team this season. [Of note: Looks like they've got a new AD: John B. "Jack" Swarbrick, an ND grad.]
Ah, Notre Dame. Those two words immediately conjure up images of Rudy, Touchdown Jesus and blowout losses in bowl games (and your favorite Catholic priest joke). Last season must have felt like an epic tragedy (as did this); for the rest of us, it was like making love to a super model. We never wanted it to end.
After taking over the program, Charlie Weis has had two seasons of nine wins or more, but it was last year’s 3-9 run—with two wins coming against Stanford and Duke—that had Notre Dame fans aghast. Last season the Domers endured the struggles that any team would when faced with starting underclassmen at quarterback, running back and on the offensive line. That should not be an issue this time around.
According to Rivals.com, Notre Dame will start 17 upperclassmen this season—including eight seniors and a sophomore QB Jimmy Clausen—and should look drastically different than a year ago. The Chuckster is coming off of three consecutive top-8 finishes in recruiting, which should produce someone who can get the ball into the end zone. Last year Notre Dame tied for 117th in offense, averaging only 16.4 points per game. It was enough to perhaps prompt Weis to go back to spying on his opponents.
While last year’s schedule was daunting, the same cannot be said for this year’s joke of a slate. Notre Dame has six games in which they should triumph —San Diego State, Stanford, UNC, Washington, Navy and Syracuse—meaning all they have to do is beat a bad Michigan team, Purdue at home and a rebuilding Boston College squad to reach nine wins and a trip to a BCS game (fine; maybe that last part was a stretch).
As much I would like to see Weis and his gigantic ego take another hit, I am afraid that Notre Dame should be poised for a seven-to-nine win season. They have the schedule and the experience to make a run which, sadly for us, means that ESPN will trot out bumbling Lou Holtz to offer us up some gold.
I like Notre Dame to finish 8-4 with losses to Michigan State, Purdue, Pittsburgh and USC, giving Lou Holtz a chance to be the first person to campaign for a four-loss team to be crowned national champs.
[Ed. Just for kicks, we've added the highlights from USC-Notre Dame in Oct. 2005. Awesome game.]
19 Responses to “So Notre Dame … 8-4?”
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July 15th, 2008 at 5:04 PM
first loss: Michigan State University, as usual.
July 15th, 2008 at 5:07 PM
TBL, have you been drinking?
July 15th, 2008 at 5:11 PM
Which is why my hatred for Michigan State football knows no bounds.
July 15th, 2008 at 5:18 PM
Fuck Notre Dame.
/Dana Jacobsen
July 15th, 2008 at 5:25 PM
I know everyone hates ND, but I’m glad they get to start the season unbeaten like all the other teams.
July 15th, 2008 at 5:31 PM
Fuck Notre Dame
/me
July 15th, 2008 at 5:34 PM
I full expect ND to fall to UNC. Butch Davis will turn that team around. They were young last year too and they went 4-8 which is much better than it looks considering 6 of their 8 losses were by a TD or less
July 15th, 2008 at 5:41 PM
Sweet. An article on Cheeseburgers just before dinner. Excellent lead in.
ND is still irrelevant and will continue to be so in the near future.
July 15th, 2008 at 5:46 PM
good catch Mickelson
July 15th, 2008 at 5:46 PM
I was going to say the exact same thing. 6-6 is a reasonable expectation for this team, 8-4 would be a miracle.
July 15th, 2008 at 5:50 PM
How do I get another post to show with the italics and the left justified line?
July 15th, 2008 at 5:53 PM
Yeah, I’ve got ‘em at 6-6, if they’re lucky. And I hope they’re not, those racist motherfuckers. Tyrone Willingham should be allowed to punch every ND booster in the face after last season, once for every team that was ranked higher than they were.
I don’t think Michigan is going to be nearly as bad as everyone seems to think they’ll be. They weren’t awful last year, and Rich Rodriguez is a pretty good coach, even if he’s not a great human being. He’ll have much better talent available at Michigan than he did at WVU.
July 15th, 2008 at 6:14 PM
that made my day. no often someone expresses hate toward MSU football.
July 15th, 2008 at 6:19 PM
*not
July 15th, 2008 at 6:53 PM
Personally I hope your wrong, but realistically, I think your probably right. I put that game as a win for UNC, especially since it is at UNC also.
July 15th, 2008 at 6:54 PM
5-7 and Charlie Weis gets the new AD to re-do his contract again
July 15th, 2008 at 6:56 PM
Nice to see the love for UNC. You’re right though, UNC will have a strong running game and a good QB, assuming he gets some protection.
Davis is really turning that program around.
July 15th, 2008 at 10:55 PM
Ty Willingham is a terrible football coach, and an even more terrible recruiter. As of July 15 he has a whopping 0 recruits for the upcoming season, but over 28 rounds of golf recorded……. Lionel Ty Douchingham… Worst Coach in College Football History.
Dicksauce.
Or ask the Washington faithful. But it would be nice to receive millions for being so inept…. and black… actually… mostly black.
July 15th, 2008 at 11:06 PM
For whatever it’s worth, Athlon Sports has a listing of the 119 I-A teams and their projected wins, losses, and too close to call games. Notre Dame comes in at 3-5 with 4 toss-ups.