Best Fantasy Football Name Contest!
Fantasy Sports July 29th. 2008, 1:05pm
Partner in crime Roto Nation is hosting a pretty neat contest: Come up with the most radical fantasy football team name, and win prizes! Specifically, Draft Analyzer will hook you up with a draft kit that retails for $45. It very likely will help you beat your friends. So head over to Roto Nation, come up with a witty name, and after all the submissions are made (by Aug. 1), a vote will be held. Winner gets bragging rights, too.
A few of you have asked about a TBL fantasy football league, and we’ll talk more about this next week. And no, we don’t have former whipping boy Matthew Berry committed yet, but we plan on asking him to put his skills where his mouth is.
Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest (Roto Nation)
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July 29th, 2008 at 1:07 PM
Oh, no. The downside of the upcoming NFL season? Matthew Berry everywhere. That dude is so lucky to have a ridiculous job that he is terrible at yet still gets paid actual money.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:08 PM
Matthew Berry’s Small Testicles
July 29th, 2008 at 1:09 PM
Samquan Gadon’t Let Favre Come Back.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:09 PM
Fleshy Fun Bridge
July 29th, 2008 at 1:09 PM
Talking Free Apple iPhone Ads
July 29th, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Madden’s Raging Bonvre
July 29th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
fucking yahoo still on allowing 20 characters
had to go with ‘team vapor lock’
July 29th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
I gotta think nobody can beat the submission right above me.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
I mean gimmebeerman’s.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Jesus Sees Ur Boner
July 29th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Marshayn Lynch Driving School
July 29th, 2008 at 1:12 PM
Sucky Sportsblog Servers.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:13 PM
VY’s Wonderlic Study Guide
July 29th, 2008 at 1:15 PM
Darrion Scott’s Daddy Daycare
July 29th, 2008 at 1:17 PM
I am the KING OF NO PANTS
July 29th, 2008 at 1:17 PM
I think you just described every meterologist in the world.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:17 PM
Goodell’s Crips
July 29th, 2008 at 1:20 PM
INT’s for the Unretired
July 29th, 2008 at 1:20 PM
Since I am unoriginal and unfunny, I am reserving the right to steal two names from this thread for my teams this season.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:20 PM
My usual is Hochuli’s Gun Show. This year I changed one to Benson’s Boat Party that uses his mug shot for my Yahoo avatar.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:21 PM
Well said SG. My favorite is when the forecast has a cloud partially covering the sun with a lightning bolt through it. Boy, really going out on a limb there! The only way they can be wrong is if a rare July snowstorm hits.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:21 PM
I used High Times w/ Ricky a few years back when he couldn’t stop smoking pot.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:22 PM
joe torre is racist
July 29th, 2008 at 1:22 PM
“I think you just described every meterologist in the world.” Sportsgal
Hoo haa!! Funny you say that. Yesterday in KC it was predicted at the previous night’s 6 oclock (maybe 10 as well) news that it was supposed to be 95 and the hottest day of the year. Rain, 77, and damn nice for July in KC.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:22 PM
Tellmehowmyasstastes
July 29th, 2008 at 1:23 PM
The best part about meterologist is that they’re never wrong. If you look at weather.com, every day has between 10-90% chance of percipitation.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:24 PM
Strahan’s Beard
July 29th, 2008 at 1:25 PM
Daddy Day Care 3 Starring Travis Henry and Lance Briggs
July 29th, 2008 at 1:25 PM
Favre’s Favristic Favresome Favrulous Favre.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:26 PM
“Strahan’s Beard” NickP
Please show yourself out now. That is wrong. Funny. But wrong.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:26 PM
Quinn’s Queer Eye
July 29th, 2008 at 1:26 PM
one of these days…it’ll be legal.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Brady Quinn’s Epilady
July 29th, 2008 at 1:29 PM
Gang Signs
July 29th, 2008 at 1:29 PM
Leinart’s Beer Bong
July 29th, 2008 at 1:29 PM
Forever in Mom Jeans
July 29th, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Benson’s Lakers
July 29th, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Keep My Name Out of Your Mouth.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Also:
Body by Lendale
July 29th, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Matt Jones’ Mirrors
July 29th, 2008 at 1:31 PM
+1 @ KC
July 29th, 2008 at 1:31 PM
JHMAA
(Jeff Hostetler Moustache Association of America)
July 29th, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Santonio Holmes’ Anaconda
/for the ladeez
July 29th, 2008 at 1:32 PM
Sean Taylor’s Femoral Artery
/I even cringed a little typing that
July 29th, 2008 at 1:32 PM
The Team Fromerly Known as the PacMans
July 29th, 2008 at 1:33 PM
melkiper’shairisstickysweet
/todd mcshay
July 29th, 2008 at 1:34 PM
Just want to point something out, you have to enter the names over a RotoNation in order to get considered for the contest.
There are some great ones here, and I hate for them to not be considered just because you have yet to be able to attend the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
July 29th, 2008 at 1:34 PM
Did I just hear a lightning bolt strike you down?
July 29th, 2008 at 1:34 PM
-1 highball
July 29th, 2008 at 1:34 PM
The U?
July 29th, 2008 at 1:35 PM
@roto – wish I could but server is blocking….just started blocking roto…..really sucks
July 29th, 2008 at 1:35 PM
Random question for everyone: In what sport do you anticipate the first player to miss a game due to a Viagra-type drug related injury? It has to be baseball in my book…
July 29th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
@gimme – golf
July 29th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
@Roto: I know. I’m at work and your site is blocked, so I’m just passing time until I get home tonight to enter my submission.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
baseball players DO love their pharmaceuticals.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
@ Roto
feel free to use any of our now rendered useless names to exploit your cash grab…
July 29th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
only because they have a senior tour
July 29th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
Godzilla Pigskin
July 29th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
@ gimmie a beer man
is that another team name?
July 29th, 2008 at 1:39 PM
andre johnson can suck my balls cuz he cant stay healthy
/fucking sleeper picks always fuck up somehow
July 29th, 2008 at 1:39 PM
@mike: No, it’s, well, a major syntax bonvre.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:39 PM
Team Name: “Ike Turner All-Stars”
Tema Motto: “Cuz we beat bytches like you for fun”…
July 29th, 2008 at 1:39 PM
This is a winner.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:40 PM
thanks for the heads-up. I don’t know if i should be honored or annoyed that Roto is blocked. Must be all the uses of the word fantasy…
July 29th, 2008 at 1:41 PM
“Godzilla Pigskin”
My memory is hazy… is the term for funbags called Godzilla Biscuits on this forum?
July 29th, 2008 at 1:41 PM
Hairy Bush Nun’s is what I go by.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:42 PM
Yep, it would be the word “fantasy,” though Yahoo and ESPN aren’t blocked — when they tried that all of the suits got pissed and magically one week after the ban those sites’ Fantasy pages magically returned.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Yes KC Resident, I amended the famous Godzilla Biscuits and inserted Pigskin for fantasy football. You midwesterners are mighty sharp!
July 29th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Sean Taylor’s Femoral Artery
/I even cringed a little typing that
only if today was Thursday…
July 29th, 2008 at 1:44 PM
you should be honored, i should be annoyed, maybe you could blank out the word fantasy so that we can all get in, or just replace fantasy with heart break.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Shawne Merriman’s Pee
Cory Lidle’s Plane
Tim Donaghy’s Bookie
Chicago Bears’ Offense
Servicing Erin Andrews
July 29th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Leonard Little’s Bumper Cars
/too soon?
July 29th, 2008 at 1:48 PM
Darrent William’s Limo Service
July 29th, 2008 at 1:48 PM
Kardashian’s Backfield in Motion
and I’d like to join the TBL FF league.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:49 PM
Javon Walker’s Vegas Beatdown
July 29th, 2008 at 1:50 PM
pacman is making it rain at your mom’s house
July 29th, 2008 at 1:53 PM
devin hester is my starting WR and ted ginn is my second WR I think i might be in trouble
/really happened when every receiver on my team got hurt the same week
July 29th, 2008 at 1:54 PM
Buffalo Billskins another
July 29th, 2008 at 1:54 PM
winner.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:01 PM
Donaghy Cheat 2 Win
/Crawfish n’ Beer(the last team name I had in ‘04)
July 29th, 2008 at 2:01 PM
Reggie’s Bush: Stay Away From The Pool
July 29th, 2008 at 2:02 PM
Chinese Women for Marriage. Or Chinese Women for Bukkake, if you’re afraid of commitment.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:04 PM
Smoot’s Tweener has got a nice ring to it
July 29th, 2008 at 2:05 PM
“The Best, Ever.”
Think about it…
“who are you playing against this week?”
July 29th, 2008 at 2:07 PM
Rae Carruth’s Bop Gun
July 29th, 2008 at 2:08 PM
@Mak: My fantasy baseball team name is “Most Stacked Team Ever.”
July 29th, 2008 at 2:09 PM
Mine is “Clemen’s Butt Cheek”
July 29th, 2008 at 2:09 PM
I had a guy who went with “The best team in the league”, which was funny until he finished 8th.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
@Roethlishotdog: Thanks for the company..in hell.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:12 PM
I had a guy who went with “The best team in the leagueâ€, which was funny until he finished 8th.
He had the best eight place team in the league, right?
July 29th, 2008 at 2:13 PM
One more to secure my place at Satan’s table:
Derrick Thomas’ Unused Seatbelt
July 29th, 2008 at 2:13 PM
There are a bunch of college intramural teams that called themselves “Bye” and were often handed forfeit wins.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:13 PM
Kansas City Queefs
July 29th, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Isaiah is my GM(NBA)
Rex is my QB(NFL)
Kerry Wood’s arm(MLB)
Oprah.com(soccer, NHL, WNBA)
July 29th, 2008 at 2:25 PM
Team Jihad
July 29th, 2008 at 2:28 PM
Kardashian’s Backfield in Motion
I love it.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:33 PM
Eric Wright’s AIDS Free in Cleveland
July 29th, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Bad Newz Cornholes
July 29th, 2008 at 2:37 PM
Headhunting in Heaven – a Sean Taylor Tribute Team
July 29th, 2008 at 2:44 PM
RIP Sean Taylor
July 29th, 2008 at 2:45 PM
Roman? What? Something not insulting the Skins coming from you?
July 29th, 2008 at 2:49 PM
So, is there a team limit if they do a TBL league or what? Cuz don’t they only allow roughly 12 teams or something?
July 29th, 2008 at 2:51 PM
+1 illformula. Sean was one of my favorites
July 29th, 2008 at 2:53 PM
I am McLovie
July 29th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
@irish, He and Landry playing together would have been sick. Shit sucks.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
jessica romo’s boat DUI was brett favre’s idea
July 30th, 2008 at 2:59 PM
sinister obamaniacs
August 4th, 2008 at 12:41 PM
I always have ”current event” names. Every year I do reuse the names of the teams that won it all the previous year, but mostly I use new names that are original, funny and as offensive as possible… this year a couple I’ll be using are: “NappyHeadedHoes” this name beat out “ImusNegroCollegeFund” for the best/most offensive Imus team name (i’m not sure what to use as the avatar, but I think i’ll go with a Rutgers womens basketball player), “THenry’silligitamatechildren” (funny thing is there is probably at least one person in your league that is actually this guys offspring), “SteveSmith-Quan-Do” (he recently broke a corner backs nose in practice) … I’m also thinking about using “ImaManIm40″ (we have all heard that sound bite a million times and it’s never NOT funny).. I can’t give you the repeat names given that they are championship teams names those are a little more secretive, ah heck i’ll give you one.. “OJ’sLegionOfDomesticAbusers” (I used OJ in a golf cap smiling as my avatar for that one last year but I might use a female with a big black eye this year in hopes of really offending somebody)
August 8th, 2008 at 12:38 PM
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