Can we call this vintage Nikki Cox? We only use that word because Jay Mohr’s wife has gotten trigger-happy with surgery in recent years … not Happening: Beer Pong, the video game … remember Blossom’s friend Six? … we’re all about stockpiling for the worst, but this is taking it to another level … more gruesome details from that bus attack in Canada … hey, we were just talking about this as it pertains to sports! … will the Amanda Bynes fans show themselves? …

Remember when Mike Williams was starring at USC and poised to be the next Keyshawn? Cut by Tennessee. (Music City Miracles)

Maria Sharapova pulls out of the Olympics with a shoulder issue. (On the Baseline)

Eric Montross is a huge John Edwards supporter. (Ballin is a Habit)

Nice detail on the football player who transferred from Michigan to Ohio State. (Sporting News)

Fashion tips for those headed to Beijing. (Sports Point)

Reporter Hazel Mae might end up at MLB Network, which launches Jan. 1, 2009. (USA Today)

Pretty harsh ESPN takedown. (National Review)

Newspapers’ struggles in their quest for all local, all the time. (Wall Street Journal)

The list of active players from RBI Baseball and Tecmo Bowl is very, very short. (Mark Bottrell via Fark)

76ers secure Louis Williams for five years, so we can only assume he’ll start at SG. (The 700 Level)

Sean Avery is now dating the 51-year-old ex-wife of Calvin Klein. (Page Six)

Meet Mr. Joe Mauer’s theme song! (Randball)

A year later, Patrick Roy’s son is charged with assault for his part in a hockey brawl. (Globe and Mail)

Lefty is using computers to hone his golf game. (Dogs that Chase Cars)

In some places on Fox Sports, Boof Bonser’s first name is a no-go. (Bigfoot is Blurry, That’s the Problem)