What’s next, Laverne and Shirley?
Baseball August 4th. 2008, 12:10pm
Just when you thought the Brewers had put the colonoscopy debacle of 2007 behind them … this happens. Outside the box thinking, or increasingly lame? Intern Bill is on the case.
Apparently the city of Milwaukee is going to put up a statue of “the Fonz,†the fictional character and star of the ’60’s hit TV show “Happy Days.€ Never ones to avoid kitschy, oftentimes ludicrous promotions to bring in fans, the Brewers are naturally involved.
The day-long celebration will conclude when Henry and his cast colleagues are honored at a pre-game ceremony at Miller Park prior to the Brewers-Astros game. The cast will throw out the first ball and Anson Williams, who portrayed “Potsie†on the show[,] will sing the National Anthem. A commemorative bronze the Fonz baseball card will be given to every fan that attends the game.
We understand why Brewers fans would love “Happy Days.€ When the show was running, it marked the only time in American history when the city of Milwaukee was actually considered cool. [Ed. Wrong! What about this show? And the time the Bucks and Alvin Robertson and Jack Sikma ... oh, nevermind. Carry on.] Isn’t it a little silly, though? You would never see the Red Sox doing a “Cheers†night, or the Indians doing a “Drew Carey Show†night. The worst part about all this is that this isn’t even the most embarrassing or shameless promotion the Brewers have ever done. This is the team that had free rectal exam night. This is the team that involved itself with a movie (Mr. 3000) whose entire premise was that the Brewers were terrible.
What’s next?
- The watch Mike Cameron strike out night? (also known as “every nightâ€)
- The Ben Sheets right arm flying into the stands souvenir night?
- The Corey Hart sunglasses at night, night?
For the first time in possibly forever, the Brewers have a reasonable chance to make the playoffs and win the World Series. So enough already with the lame promotions. The Brewers are a major league franchise, they should start acting like one. Maybe after the bad promos stop, fans everywhere will start to consider the Brew Crew more than a funny punch line to a long national joke.
59 Responses to “What’s next, Laverne and Shirley?”
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August 4th, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Methinks that today is a bit Wisconsin heavy on the blogposts.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:13 PM
colon and prostate cancer is hilarious
/douchebag intern
August 4th, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Brewers aren’t winning shit.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
didnt they finish last year two games out of the cubs?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Umm…the fighting City of Philadelphia has a Statue of Rocky…so not only is this lame..they aren’t the first city to honor a fictional character because they are filled with losers
August 4th, 2008 at 12:19 PM
When did this become a post about the Cubs?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:19 PM
As we speak, marketing departments in Boston and Cleveland are scrambling to put these together.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Baltimore is having a Wire night, all crackheads get in for free.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Didn’t they play in a WS in the early ’80s? You could have easily written “For what feels like forever…” or “For the first time in a generation….” and still gotten your point across. Now you’re just plain wrong.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:22 PM
So in addition to hating kids with peanut allergies, Intern Bill hates people who are concerned about the health of their colons.
[shows self out]
August 4th, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 12:23 PM
forever is a lot longer than 26 years, the last time the Crew made the playoffs. and moleman is right, they were still in the playoff race in the last week of the season last year. and i was at Yankee Stadium last year, and they honored some Sopranos characters. and they weren’t even cool ones like the Fonz.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Mr. 3000 is a laugh-a-minute thrillride that the whole family can enjoy.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Wayne Campbell: So, do you… come to Milwaukee often?
Alice Cooper: Well, I’m a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Pete: Hey, isn’t “Milwaukee” an Indian name?
Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”
Wayne Campbell: I was not aware of that.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:24 PM
How dare you. That is no way to talk about the home of the AFL Champion Philadelphia Soul.
/nope, arena league doesn’t count.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:25 PM
You should have seen “Malcolm & Eddie” night at the K in Kansas City.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
was real tempted to use the photo of the milwaukee fan with vomit on himself.
also, was real tempted to throw in a Brad Lohaus reference. 1980s Bucks were cool.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
They did partake in that movie with that no-talent hack fucktard, Jimmy Fallon.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Hey Intern Bill…way not to fact check again…The Indians already had Drew Carey Bobblehead night…Milwaukee is now third in it’s losery
/face
August 4th, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Burn!
August 4th, 2008 at 12:29 PM
CRM…kudos for the waynes world quote, one of my favorite scenes in the movie.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:30 PM
That Bucks team with Cummings, Moncrief, Pressey, Hodges, and Pierce was pretty badass.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:30 PM
but this was stricken from the record because of the awesomeness that was “free money giveaway night”
August 4th, 2008 at 12:31 PM
We could have Mr. Belvedere night at PNC Park.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:31 PM
I guess it is better than free CC giveway night
August 4th, 2008 at 12:31 PM
my guess is that by Wednesday iggy will have a post showing the mathematical probability of the Mariners doing a “Frasier” night.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:32 PM
i don’t know much about journalistic integrity, but having Intern Bill rip a city while not admitting which craptastic city he comes from is fucking wack. TBL, shame on you.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:34 PM
I was watching Wayne’s World the other day and was wondering.
Why did Wayne’s World work on the transition from SNL to the big screen, but their other skits haven’t translated well? The acting, the writing?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Wasn’t there an episode where Kevin McHale guest starred to play for Cheers against Harry’s?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Have we figured out if Intern Bill has a handle yet?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:36 PM
“You would never see the Red Sox doing a “Cheers†night, or the Indians doing a “Drew Carey Show†night.”
So I guess Drew Carey bobblehead night in Cleveland doesn’t qualify?
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060812&content_id=1606884&vkey=news_cle&fext=.jsp&c_id=cle
August 4th, 2008 at 12:37 PM
@Roethlishotdog: Make sure it’s on a night the Brewers are in town, or else we’ll never get Uecker to show up.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:38 PM
dhoffman…I am ahead of you by almost 10 minutes….pay attention
August 4th, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Didn’t Happy Days air during the 70s, not the 60s?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:39 PM
My typical inner-thoughts as I’m reading an Intern Bill post:
“Why is TBL upset about this? It doesn’t seem so bad. This post doesn’t even make sense. Was that a joke? It wasn’t funny. What the fuck is this? Wait, is this Intern Bill?”
[scroll back to the top where it says "Intern Bill is on the case"]
“This is bullshit.”
August 4th, 2008 at 12:39 PM
You’re thinking of That 80’s Show.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Cut Intern Bill some slack, he was just trying to suck up to all the Ohioans who comment here, but with his luck it backfired.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:41 PM
CRM just blew my mind.
And I think I know who Intern Bill is.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Saw it on a plane. TERRIBLE.
I will say about the Bucks – Moncrief and Robertson was a strong backcourt
August 4th, 2008 at 12:42 PM
“dhoffman…I am ahead of you by almost 10 minutes….pay attention”
Well, excuse me, your Majesty. Your post was not up yet when I typed mine in.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Intern Bill is like Jay Mariotti. he spouts off then is not accountable when readers take issue. what a fucking joke.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:42 PM
At least it got Roethlishotdog to bring up Mr. Belvedere and that made me happy
August 4th, 2008 at 12:43 PM
I think that some minor league team should do a “Jose Canseco needle in the ass” bobblehead night.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:43 PM
@dhoffman: He prefers Mr. Your Majesty. Easy mistake to make.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:43 PM
that hurt
August 4th, 2008 at 12:44 PM
I’m the Intern Bill.
/Harvey Dent
August 4th, 2008 at 12:44 PM
dhoffman…there was no need for formalities..so don’t sweat it
August 4th, 2008 at 12:46 PM
@RomanWarHelmet – I won’t.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Why is is that everyone else that posts on this site responds to comments except Intern Bill?
I’m convinced Intern Bill is TBL’s pen name for when he’s too lazy to double check facts or write something coherent.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Multiple personalities?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:50 PM
This was by far the least terrible Intern Bill post I’ve read today.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:53 PM
When you leave US Cellular at night and can get in your car with a “giveaway”, you’re the real winner.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:54 PM
*without a giveaway
/swing and a miss
August 4th, 2008 at 12:54 PM
He gone!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:00 PM
well done cbh
August 4th, 2008 at 1:08 PM
So, what exactly does the Intern Bill have against Milwaukee?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Minneapolis has a statue of Mary Tyler Moore downtown. Not sports related but still quite lame.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:39 PM
I wept.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Happy Days was in the 70’s. Hey sweet, I always thought Potsie and Fonzie were cute! And hey, last month for one of our summer concert series after the Rays game we had MC Hammer!