Nine Things We Think We Know About Hard Knocks
NFL, Television August 7th. 2008, 10:30am
Added HBO at about 4 pm Wednesday – at the expense of Starz and ‘the movie package’ – for two reasons: 1) Hard Knocks, and 2) Entourage. Really liked the first episode of Hard Knocks (this guy didn’t) last night.
1. Show might need a bit more Terrell Owens. His consistently funny remarks (“2 … sexy!” and the t-shirt line, just to name a couple) had us cracking up. There are at least two kinds of arrogant, and he’s the palatable one.
2. Significantly less Jerry Jones would be a good thing. We get the hands-on owner thing … but he doesn’t appear to be the kind of guy we’d want to work for.
3. It’s comical that Wade Phillips has one of the best teams in the league, and at the same time probably less power/control than any other coach in the NFL. It’s one thing to read about him being a figurehead … it’s another to watch Phillips just mosey around with his beer gut, grinning about having a cushy job and not having to do too much.
4. It’s going to be difficult to talk this show up if the staged scenes continue. The weakest scene, by far, was when Keon Lattimore called his brother (Ray Lewis). At first we were into it, and then the camera cuts to Ray Lewis … what the hell? That was so staged, we thought we were watching ‘The Hills.’ HBO, PLEASE NO MORE OF THAT GARBAGE.
5. Jason Whitten might up being one of the greatest TEs of all-time. Besides being likable, one day, we feel he might be remembered in the same breath as Ozzie Newsome, Shannon Sharpe, Kellen Winslow, and Tony Gonzalez.
6. How can you not like Tony Romo? Everytime we see replays of that botched snap in Seattle, we wince for the kid. On the flip side, we won a ton of money on that game – think the spread was something bizarre, like 2.5.
7. Pacman didn’t seem all that crazy. The bucket of water on the rookie was sweet. The jawing with TO and the catching 6-punts pieces were neat, too.
8. Dave Campo is a clown. Six years ago he was running the team; now, he’s getting his pants pulled down by DBs.
9. ESPN and Peter King were likely stewing at some point last night or this morning. HBO gave the NFL Network some airtime over ESPN; Peter King was heard speaking, but shown in just a flash. Maybe he didn’t feel like signing the release.
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August 7th, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Shit. Forgot it was on.
Oh, nevermind. I canceled HBO because it has become crap. This is the first time in six weeks I regret that decision.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:33 AM
I HATE all things Dallas Cowboy related. The show was entertaining though.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Entourage? Really? That show’s been spinning its wheels for at least two seasons now. Now if you’d said “Hard Knocks” and “Generation Kill” that might’ve been acceptable.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Significantly less Jerry Jones would be a good thing.
What, you think he agreed to this because he wanted his players and coaches on TV every week?
My magic 8-ball says Not Fucking Likely.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Watched 10 minutes, then found something better. I don’t get this show’s popularity.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Peter King is more pissed you stole his gimmick.
Ten Things We Think We Know
August 7th, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Entourage isnt “edgy” or “hip” or even “interesting” anymore.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:38 AM
anyone else notice the big Ford and Miller Lite balloons on the sidelines? This whole thing is a big side show and Jerry Jones is raking it in.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Tony Romo is poised to lead the league in smiles again this year…
August 7th, 2008 at 10:38 AM
There was the Miller Lite on the personnel man’s desk, drinking on the job!
August 7th, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Entourage did lose a bit of steam last year, but it’s still pretty kick ass. I think the first season probably ranks in the top 10 of all-time seasons in TV history. Piven was incredible.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:39 AM
The video at the end was kind of lame too, although Lupe Fiasco is the shit.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:40 AM
I think the first season probably ranks in the top 10 of all-time seasons in TV history.I agree.
/just started watching tv 3 years ago.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Entourage blew chunks last year but I will stick with it.
Surprised they decided to start it in September where it will be competing with Sunday Night Football.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:41 AM
what happened to #10? or is it really only 9 things you think you know?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Hyperbole much?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:42 AM
TBL-HBO package blows. you gave up 4 sets of movie channels for that?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:42 AM
I’m so done with Entourage (to quote a Czaban bit). I’m hearing great things about generation kill.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:42 AM
You know you could just watch it on HBO.com right?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:43 AM
The 10 is silent
August 7th, 2008 at 10:45 AM
It’s spelled Witten. He’s mah boy.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Did anybody else realize that Pacman actually “made it rain” and no one needed medical attention?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Perfect Strangers, season 3 is in the top 10. So is My Two Dads #1 and Blossom #5
/
TBL
August 7th, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Generation Kill is great. The guy who played Ziggy on season two of The Wire pretty much steals the show.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:47 AM
You know you could just watch it on HBO.com right?
all they got up is the promo
August 7th, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Give it time.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Try this, Entourage fans.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:49 AM
The dialogue in Generation Kill is great but apparently, if you watch the show, all those dudes kill are kids.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Or this.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Holy shit, bsanders, I completely forgot he was Ziggy!!!!!! Nice job. He’s great, as is the guy who rides shotgun in the hummer with him. I wish he could constantly stand around with his shirt off… My god he’s hot.
Hard Knocks gets me so pumped up for football. I don’t even like the Cowboys, and I loved that episode last night. I didn’t think there would ever be a way to convince me that T.O. isn’t a total douche bag, but this show proved I was wrong. My favorite scene – when the rookie free agent sang My Girl and the whole team was singing along. So great!
August 7th, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Dear Lord TBL. The Wire takes up 4 of the top 10 alone. 2 1/2 seasons of AD. Seinfeld. Weeds.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:51 AM
I liked the microphone, I also liked seeing TO work hard in practice and give advice to a guy who is basically a practice squad player.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Sexo Urbano was pretty good on HBO Latino. It’s on Wednesday nights for all the Spanish speakers. For all the pervs there is always the mute button.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Certainly the first season of “Traveler” has to also be in the top 10.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:53 AM
10. It looks extremely difficult to accurately place those star stickers on every helmet.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:54 AM
I enjoy Entourage, but I wouldn’t call it one of the top 10 seasons to ever be on HBO.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Was Romo staying in the same place as the rest of the guys? It looked that way.
Where was Jessica Simpson?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:56 AM
HBO says there will be very little mention of Jessica Simpson (thank god).
August 7th, 2008 at 10:59 AM
HBO has also been running Super Ninja Bikini Babes if you like cheesy Nicole Sheridan and Evan Stone movies, and who doesn’t?
August 7th, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Not to go way off topic, but was there ever a PGA Championship post? Did I miss it?
August 7th, 2008 at 11:02 AM
August West – “Tony Romo leading the league in smiles slayed me.” Great Peter King reference. He was probably mad they didn’t show him describing what he had for lunch.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:02 AM
I watched the first two episodes of Entrourage when it started. I’ve sworn to kill anyone associated with that show. Garbage.
“You know you could just watch it on HBO.com right?” CBH
Thanks. Sometimes I forget it isn’t 1995 anymore.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Way way way off topic – so my friend from college is married and I havent seen him in years. His wife is my friend on Facebook and I see these pics of lollapaloza in chi on her account. My friend has become an absolute bag: fauxhawk and affliction shirt. WTF should I do?
August 7th, 2008 at 11:05 AM
@cool rick: unFacebook them.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:06 AM
@KC Res – You can’t kill Kevin Dillon.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:07 AM
very little mention of Jessica Simpson (thank god)
bringing the hate as usual. Jessica Simpson is so fine
August 7th, 2008 at 11:07 AM
I have never watched a minute of entourage, but I did enjoy Curb.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:11 AM
@cool_rick: Bust out your Ed Hardy shirt with a blazer and start working on an awesome chin beard. If you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Curb is/was great. Is there going to be another season? It seems like they wait five years between seasons.
“My friend has become an absolute bag: fauxhawk and affliction shirt. WTF should I do?”
Disavow.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Tits > the abilty to act
/Adrian Greiner
&
Kevin Connolly
August 7th, 2008 at 11:20 AM
But I’m getting married. I was in his wedding. But he also wears aviators and camo-cargo shorts. But he also got me out of pot charge in Indy…mind…stopping…working
August 7th, 2008 at 11:23 AM
“But I’m getting married. I was in his wedding. But he also wears aviators and camo-cargo shorts. But he also got me out of pot charge in Indy…mind…stopping…working.”
Eh, deal with it. Everybody has friends that have the fruity fashion sense. However, if he shows up at your wedding with a fauxhawk, it is legal to slap him and call him a bitch.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Fotball related:
Fatty fat fat fat
Family Values.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:49 AM
What is this Affliction shit? A guy I hadn’t seen in a while had one of these shirts on a few days ago. I’ve never heard of them prior to that day.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Was the guy trying to look like a douchebag?
August 7th, 2008 at 12:04 PM
I love every season of “Hard Knocks.” Each franchise has a different vibe, and a different story to tell. The Cowboys, for better or worse. make for great TV. I might need one of them TO shirts.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Holy fuck, I think Brett Farve has an affliction shirt on ESPN.com. Take a look, the mark of the bag.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:38 PM
entourage is a piece of shit sit com with cursing and nudity. its fun and good for a laugh but its also pretty fucking stupid. generation kill is the best show on tv right now and reason enough to get hbo.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:46 PM
its fun and good for a laugh but its also pretty fucking stupid.
I am not really looking for social commentary out of Entourage, nor should you.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:51 PM
A mini-siries that will eventually be on DVD is totally not enough of a reason to get HBO. HBO’s programming sucks.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:56 PM
im not lookin for social commentary in entoruage. comapre it to always sunny and philadelphia, which has even less social commentary tho, and it looks like total dog shit. its a stupid fucking show. i’ll probably watch it and enjoy it but its not like i’ll dvr and and have to watch more than once so i can relive the time turtle smoked weed and called drama a faggot.
sportsgal, that is a valid point. its at least a good enough show to go to a firends house that has hbo and watch it tho. too good to wait.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:19 PM
TBL,
did your HBO package include “Skin-emax” ?