NFL: Projecting the NFC South
NFL August 13th. 2008, 12:45pm
The AFC was last week. The NFC East was Monday, and the North was yesterday. The NFC South is pretty dull, but with three teams likely in the playoff mix (want to guess which team isn’t?), it’s not that bad.
Carolina Panthers – Not sure why, but we seem to gravitate toward this team every year. Their QB is coming off Tommy John surgery. Two of their first three are on the road against strong teams (San Diego, Minnesota). They close the season on the road against the Super Bowl champs and then in New Orleans. There are a ton of reasons NOT to like these guys: QB issues, uncertain RB situation, Steve Smith getting punchy with a teammate, and a defense that struggled last year and was 2nd to last in the NFL in sacks. Yes, Julius Peppers still plays for them! Time to zag: 11-5.
New Orleans Saints – Not as bullish on these guys as a lot of folks, but it’s a lock that they’ll improve on last year’s dreadful 7-9 season that was laden with high expectations following a trip to the NFC Championship in 2006. The WRs are a year more experienced, Deuce is healthy, and Shockey’s in the fold. Like LB Jon Vilma (former Jet) and rookie DT Sedrick Ellis. Hey, at least they’re trying to build a defense. Do have two challenging non-division road games early – Washington and Denver – but these guys also could catch the Chargers napping at home. We’re thinking 10-6 and a playoff spot.
Tampa Bay Bucs – Just don’t think it’s happening. Face it – the last two years, the Bucs have been a good team playing in a mostly shitty division. Last year, the Bucs had no business getting to the playoffs, but because Vick got incarcerated, the Saints tanked, and Jake needed Tommy John, TB won the division by default. And that was without its best player, RB Caddy Williams. Favre should be happy he didn’t come to this overrated team and have the joy of throwing passes to two old receivers. Jeff Garcia, though, is married to the above former Playmate of the Year, and that always eases the pain. Gruden grumbles as the team goes 6-10.
Atlanta Falcons – Worst team in football and frankly, these bums aren’t even worth talking about. Prediction: 2-14.
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August 13th, 2008 at 12:47 PM
New Orleans
August 13th, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Hop on the Carolina bandwagon, plenty of room still available.
Peppers will have 12 sacks, at least.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Kudos, TBL! A Saints preview without any mention of false hope Reggie Bush.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Tampa Bay 10-6
New Orleans 8-8
Carolina 7-9
Atlanta 4-12
Tampa is the only one makes it in.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:50 PM
you have to blame it on something
blame it on
the rainKim KAugust 13th, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Face it – the last two years, the Bucs have been a good team playing in a mostly shitty division.
Tampa sucked two years ago, they finished in last place.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:51 PM
logic behind Tampa?
August 13th, 2008 at 12:52 PM
The schedule, Earnest Graham filled in more than capably, Jeff Garcia is a good QB in the right system, Joey Galloway can still play.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:53 PM
agreed, Tampa will not be that good. 7-9, 6-10…doesnt really make a difference.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:53 PM
New Orleans 12-4
Tampa Bay 8-8
Carolina 6-10
Atlanta 3-13
August 13th, 2008 at 12:53 PM
This is the year Reggie Bush finally puts it all together and explodes for 700 yards rushing!
August 13th, 2008 at 12:54 PM
I will say this…the more to right end is looking good for Peppers so far…I am cautiously optimistic. Oh yeah, the o line is ten times better this year.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:54 PM
What’s your logic behind Carolina? You named about ten things wrong with them, then just said they’d be 11-5.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Bigger ? – How does the Playmate of the year and wife of an NFL QB drive around in a Mazda?
August 13th, 2008 at 12:55 PM
move*
August 13th, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Seriously though, did anyone notice that Bush had 1,300 yard combined rushing and receiving last year? That’s not too shabby for a guy constantly hailed as a complete bust…
August 13th, 2008 at 12:56 PM
whoa whoa whoa Who is the chick?
August 13th, 2008 at 12:57 PM
/Fixed
Seriously, he’s done nothing but suck since doing that stupid sommersault into the endzone while they were getting their asses handed to them by the Bears in the NFC Championship game. I laugh at all those ESPN talking head dickcheeses that chastised the Texans for taking Super Mario.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:57 PM
and for what will really happen in the NFC South
Benji-you disappoint me.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Everything that cbh said, and that fact that I think (homerism maybe) they have the best defense in the division
by the way cbh, you just made my day
August 13th, 2008 at 12:58 PM
ESPN talking head dickcheeses
Revisionist history is great. EVERYONE was pretty much hating on Houston for taking Mario Williams.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:58 PM
I still have faith in Reggie.
Carolina: no Vinnie/David Carr throwing passes, D.J. Hackett to complement Steve Smith, Jonathan Stewart (better than McFadden) at that OL they drafted in the first round, Peppers bounce-back year, and Beason’s a stud.
Plus their division is entirely mediocre.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:59 PM
I try ReaderM, Saints and Panthers fans are looking up my personal information on the Internets right now.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:59 PM
did he get his steroids cycle approved or has he switched to HGH?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Jon Stewart hasnt been healthy for a year. cant really count on him yet
August 13th, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Mike, come on DJ Hackett had what, like 18 catches last year. He is always injured.
Hell, the Redskins low balled him, that should tell you something.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:00 PM
benji, that would be Carmella Decesare (NSFW)
August 13th, 2008 at 1:01 PM
That chick looks like straight shit. I bet she looks like a goblin in the morning.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:01 PM
1,300 yards of offense from a RB is a bust? I need a chart or something here…
August 13th, 2008 at 1:01 PM
i figured it was Jeff Garcia’s wife. and she’s rolling the 97′ Mazada.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:01 PM
He had two good games!
August 13th, 2008 at 1:01 PM
2-14 is very generous. I’ve got them at 0-17 (they will somehow lose again on their bye week)
August 13th, 2008 at 1:01 PM
tampa’s defense will be ok. it’s pass defense potentially dominant.
it’s offense will struggle. galloway will get hurt and the bucs then have zero weapons to stretch the defense. therefore, defenses will jam the box and suffocate the run, daring garcia to throw deep.
8-8 sounds reasonable. saints win the division so long as deuce stays healthy.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:03 PM
galloway will get hurt
Jimmy, are you going to personally make sure of this?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:04 PM
Is Dwayne Jarrett still looking like he will be a complete bust?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:05 PM
New Orleans – 10-6 and get the only playoff spot. Someone has to win that steaming pile of shit for a division.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:08 PM
Didn’t you have to think he’d be a good pro for him to be a bust?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:08 PM
Carolina must have thought he would be.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:09 PM
I should have put a disclaimer that I absolutely despise Bush. It’s partly due to the fact that he went to USC, but most of it is because of my roommate. The guy would suck Bush’s cock and anyone else’s Bush asked him to suck if he had the opportunity.
I will say that I still liked picking Williams over Bush at the time because the Texans needed to improve their defense.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:10 PM
So what do you call the NFC North?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
“1,300 yards of offense from a RB is a bust? I need a chart or something here” August
I don’t consider him a bust at all. I just don’t think he has become the NFL’s savior that all the media had annointed him coming out of college.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Diahrrea?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Reggie came in being compared to Gale Sayers and Barry Sanders. Surprise, he’s not them.
Like always, I’ll blame ESPN since they couldn’t help themselves fawn over USC Reggie.
The key for the Saints will be if Deuce comes back at 100%. He’s the grinder of that offense.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:14 PM
I just don’t think he has become the NFL’s savior that all the media had annointed him coming out of college.
I absolutely agree with that… his value is in the unpredictable ways he can be used as a Primary RB on some plays, 2nd RB or WR, then rush or catch from either spot. He’s not Gayle Sayers like everyone at ESPN wanted him to be…
August 13th, 2008 at 1:15 PM
I was thinking along the lines of “quadruplet abortion.”
August 13th, 2008 at 1:15 PM
Saints win the division
Carolina loses those first 2 games without Steve Smith puts them in 0-2 hole.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:17 PM
That chick looks like straight shit. I bet shes goblin on cock in the morning.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:22 PM
She’s either the best kind of beard or the worst kind of wife.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:25 PM
galloway is injury-prone. besides, he’s already hurt!
to suggest galloway will get hurt during the regular season is hardly walking out on a limb.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:25 PM
@BFFredo-You come up with the craziest shit…I bet shes both.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:26 PM
I wouldn’t call him that injury prone.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/3135/career;_ylt=Apk9Cx2tkhqzGrxlmd7aJvH.uLYF
August 13th, 2008 at 1:28 PM
My question is do the Saints by getting Shockey (a pass catching TE that blocks)have the most versatile offense in the league now when healthy.
Only teams that I can think match that offense in terms of versatility are Indy or SD
August 13th, 2008 at 1:33 PM
I don’t remember Shockey blocking shit with the Giants.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:34 PM
Tampa, she just might be.
ReaderM, I’d have to think so. Brees is one of the best QBs at leading an offense. Colston is a quality WR. Meachem seems to be coming on strong as is Adrian Arrington (7th Round WRs!). Deuce and Reggie seemed to have a good rapport in their first year. Shockey should benefit by having a QB that loves catching TEs.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:35 PM
he got better over the years, but still was not anything great. took a lot of plays off.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
So if you win Playmate of the year you get a Mazda 6. I love how Heff treats the hoes.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
Zoom Zoom Zoom!
August 13th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
@Sparty – That’s why I like Winslow, he at least half-ass tries to block and rarely dogs it.
Shockey will still have a good year, Brees will use the hell out of him.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Jarrett actually went over the middle against Indy and got popped twice, and still held onto the ball. I think Steve Smith going off on Lucas scared Jarrett straight.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:39 PM
Heff > Hef
Hopefully with Shockey catching passes over the middle it will open the ground game up for Deuce and Reggie.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:40 PM
The NFC West isn’t exactly a gauntlet of a divison either.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:42 PM
um…wouldn’t half-ass trying to block qualify as dogging it?
love lt. winslow, but the dude couldn’t block a girl scout. glorified WR.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:42 PM
The NFC West isn’t exactly a gauntlet of a divison either.
That’s why I can only see 1 team coming out of both of those divisions.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
this is EASILY the most boring division in pro football. in the AFC north, you have roethlisberger, palmer, anderson, and god…er, troy smith. and in this division, yikes…..
new orleans = 8-8
carolina = 8-8
tampa bay = 8-8
atlanta = 3-13
August 13th, 2008 at 1:46 PM
Kellen Winslow>Vin Deisel
August 13th, 2008 at 1:47 PM
All this football talk is making me want to get Madden, is it good for the 360?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:48 PM
there is a lot of truth to this.
they even look similar when running…dear god…you nailed it. lt. winslow is a 6′5” version of vin diesel.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:51 PM
It’s actually an RX-8, not a Mazda6.
/god, today is slow
August 13th, 2008 at 1:53 PM
well its still a Mazda.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:53 PM
/soldier