PM Roundup: Don’t Mess With That Gymnast
College Football, Movies, NFL, Olympics, Video August 13th. 2008, 3:15pm
Forgive me if I enjoy Anna Faris. And forgive me again when I say that her new movie looks kind of amusing. I’m not saying I’ll see it in theaters (It’s not enough of a chick-flick.), but when it hits HBO, I’ll probably view it multiple times. Perhaps, I’ve said too much…
America’s new sweetheart, Alicia Sacramone punching a guy in the face. What a woman! (YouTube)
/swoons
Did I mention she’s a hot commodity right now? (Times of the Internet)
Only low lifes don’t root for Team USA. (850 The Buzz)
Stripper charged with murder. (TBO)
The very painful side of weightlifting. (Huffington Post)
Trash talk between the Cowboys and Broncos. (BroncoTalk)
An old man that just wants to drive. (Tampa Bay.com)
The Gentleman’s Guide to Tipping. (The Art of Manliness)
Weren’t we just talking about the NBA ballers’ track record in China? (Deadspin)
Chad Johnson wants to change his last name to Ocho Cinco. (gibbs12.com)
Jamie Moyer’s got hustle. (The Fightins)
Like any edgy comedian, Pau Gasol isn’t afraid of racial humor. (FOX Sports)
Tim Tebow cements himself as TBL’s hero and lands the latest Men’s Fitness’ cover. (Gainesville.com)
I can kind of see it…
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August 13th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Alicia Sacramone in Playboy? O/U 2.5 years.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Did the Cowboys talk trash by calling them the Brocos?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Sure, yea, guys seriously, I have plenty of Chinese friends….
/Gasol
August 13th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I give it a month.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Tim Tebow cements himself as TBL’s hero and lands the latest Men’s Fitness’ cover
that was funny. you have redeemed yourself today with these links
Stripper charged with murder
warning. Never ever go to any strip club in Plant City. Super Bowl visitors beware
August 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
What the hell is this?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
You gotta watch out for Tampa Strippers they will get ya.
Ah I didnt relize who Anna farris was. I saw people talking about her yesterday…why was she on Entourage?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Under. She’s already 20.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Even the Internet doesn’t know what that is clown
August 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
You’re forgiven CRM. I love me some Anna Faris too.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
@ Irish I doubt that they will go to Plant City for strippers plenty in tampa. I just hate that if they serve alcohol they cant be totally nekkid.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Clown, apparently CRM incurs significant travel costs with his duties at TBL, and was attempting to show us his expense report.
Now maybe I’m naive, but doesn’t posing for Mens Fitness presumably come with a paycheck. Now I know the SEC doesn’t concern itself with rules and regulations and works very hard to make sure their players get paid, but is this acceptable by the NCAA?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Anna Faris – the next Sarah Silvermann i.e. hot chick that’s funny?
And Sacramone won’t do Playboy until the Olympics are back on again. So Over.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
CRM-should have put up a picture of Telly from KIDS…
August 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Ha ha I wonder how many people read this list of links and immediately said “fuck you I’m not clicking on the damned Huffington Post”
/me either
August 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
McMichigan Wolverine.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
KIDS, what a depressing, strange movie but I still liked it.
Bully was good too.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
That was the biggest fake knock out since Sonny Liston.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
yum yum, plant city strawberries….
August 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Except for the whole not-looking-like-a-horse thing, I think you hit it right on the head.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Ugh. Sarah Silverman not funny, not hot.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Anyone seen Just Friends? Funny flick.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Yes, it’s decent to watch on cable but I was an idiot for paying theater prices to see it.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
CRM-very funny, and Anna Faris is smoking hot in that movie.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Ugh. Sarah Silverman not funny, not hot.
The funny’s debatable. The hot? Ever seen Greg the Bunny (Seth Green’s last failed show). The only thing I remember, besides that puppets aren’t funny, is that Silverman has quality legs. The kind that go all the way around.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Tropic Thunder comes out tonight
August 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
She’s got the jimmy-legs
August 13th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Tropic Thunder comes out tonight
Rolling Joint now.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Anybody see pineapple express yet?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Anna Faris gets a 9.5 for execution and a 6.7 for degree of difficulty.
/olympic spirit
August 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
@CRM: came out this morning. Guy I work with already saw it and said it was great.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
And by the looks of the picture, Marshall did it in his pajamas. That’s just salt in the wound.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I only tip for services I can’t perform myself
/Schruted
August 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
CRM — agreed, I thought Just Friends was decent and Anna Faris is that crazy attractive chick that’s funny. I like her and I’ll probably rent this movie at some point. Something the wife and I can enjoy.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Tropic Thunder comes out tonight
And I already know that you never go full retard.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
JB, yes, it is excellent.
Maybe it’s because I have been seeing ads for Tropic Thunder for about 5 months now but I have no interest in seeing it.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Ouch. Having your elbow inside out has to be uncomfortable. I’m thinking that Hungarian dude will feel that in the morning.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Saw Sarah Silverman at the Hard Rock in Vegas a few months ago for her “stand up” routine. I laughed at maybe 1 out of 5 jokes. She really seemed like she didn’t want to be there.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
@CBH: Bully was definitely good. I remember it coming on HBO at like 2 in the morning several years complete rocked..kinda creeped me out
August 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
thought it was pretty good not great more interested in tropic thunder
August 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I saw it 2 weeks ago at a pre-screening. It was absolutely amazing. I had no expectations for it but was in stitches. I have to see it again because I missed a bunch of funny lines because everyone was laughing so hard at a previous punch lines. Everyone should go see it.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
What?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Pineapple Express was funny. It was like an American Hot Fuzz.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Very true. She’s a one trick pony (cutsey chick who says inappropriate things), but she’s not even that good at the one trick.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Sarah Silverman Show is funny as hell. You’re all just haters.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
comedically,
lampanelli >>> silverman.. its not close
August 13th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
sexually,
lampanelli >>> Meatloaf.. its
notcloseAugust 13th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
lampanelli is hilarious
August 13th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Hot Fuzz kinda weird but I actually enjoyed it.
Silverman isn’t great but shes better than Dane Cook.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
“Sarah Silverman Show is funny as hell. You’re all just haters.” CRM
A bunch of fucking antisemites with nine-toed woman.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
“Silverman isn’t great but shes better than Dane Cook.”
Diarhea isn’t great but its better than Dane Cook.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
More Sacramone
August 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Sarah Silverman and the word hot should not be used in the same sentence. Nor should the words Sarah Silverman and funny.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
The Gentleman’s Guide to Tipping
i tip my barber $4. When i go to restaurants, i expect great service. If the service/food is good, i leave 15%. If the service sucks and the food is still good, i leave nothing.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
someone give jimmy a jew star.. quality work
August 13th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I used to be a waiter so I am sympathetic to what a shit job it is, the only way I never leave anything is if they are complete assholes.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
thank you jimmy…
August 13th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
The only thing that made it tolerable for me was getting high in the back with 31-year old fuck up cook I worked with.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
jimmy, that picture in the upper left is phenomenal. Awesome.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I worked in restaurants for years..and I am a big tipper..but I had one waiter that was so bad I left a quarter…I didn’t have it in me to leave nothing but a Quarter is a mighty fine fuck you
August 13th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
@cbh- even if you are weeded, you still need to take care of your customers. If they keep my drink filled, they get a tip.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
i served while in college. i am always empathetic with the waiters and tip really well. if the service really sucks, i’ll still leave like 10% but tell them they fucking suck.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Always tip your stripper unless you want your car shot up with a shotgun
August 13th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@irish… Old girlfriend was an upscale restaurant manager. She always told me never to leave nothing as a tip, no matter how bad the service was. Make sure to leave a stupid amount (33 cents, $2.64, etc..) so that it doesn’t look like you forgot to tip. That is especially noticeable if you do it on a credit card, where the manager can see what the servers is being tipped and can do something (give them the ax) about the shitty server.
The other point was, if service was good, to always round off the tip to the dollar or the 50 cents. It makes it easier to get their money instead of carrying a change purse around with them with pennies.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@Jimmy Chitwood- Dude.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
No I agree Irish, one time a guy didn’t pay his bill but left me a tip.
Then there were assholes who had like 30 bucks on their bill and left me a dollar, then tried to play buddy buddy with me everytime they came in, if I didn’t have a conscience I would have “Road Tripped” their food.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
The only time I never tipped was at a Chinese restaurant during the lunch rush where the waitress took our order and never came back with our drinks. In fact, she never came back except to drop the bill. Me and the party I was with paid our tab and left.
Other than that, I am a great tipper. I’ll go 18-20% easily on every tab and more if you really were above and beyond.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Don’t be that guy Irish, having waited tables 15% is the minimum (barring something ridiculous), good service should be 20-25. The thing you have to remember, not only do waiters get paid practically nothing but they often have to tip a percentage (3-5) to the bartenders/bus boys. So if you leave nothing, they basically paid 5% of your bill to wait on you.
I get pissed at the coffee shop tip jars, great you poured a cup of coffee, damn that was hard. I want to tip my deli guy, they work their ass off slicing meat.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Why is it legal for waiters/waitresses to get paid dick?
August 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
And, if you’re not going to tip, pay cash. That $2 tip written on the credit card slip becomes $12 quite easily. And yes, I abso-fucking-lutely did that to people who screwed me even when my service was good.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
What is this “tip” you speak of?
/only eats at Old Country Buffet
August 13th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I tip 15% unless the service is just complete crap.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
This might sound odd, but I am pretty proud of the fact that I was a good waiter.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
mo williams to Lebronland.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
That $2 tip written on the credit card slip becomes $12 quite easily. And yes, I abso-fucking-lutely did that to people who screwed me even when my service was good
and that is why i am salty about tipping at restaurants. even worse, some waiters down here have that machine that scans the card in their pocket
August 13th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
meaning, they are stealing your cc #’s. left that out
August 13th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
agreed. it is not a hard job. it can take some work, but its pretty fucking simple. i can never believe it when people suck at serving or get all stressed out.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Wow, I’d say Damon Jones and Joe Smith for Mo Williams is a hell of a deal for the Cavs.
CBH, nothin wrong with that man. It’s not brain surgery but its harder than it looks to be good at, just can’t waste motion. The drugs/booze/women of restaurant work can make up for the crappiness of it.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
@benji – the top left sacramone pic, while nice, if you look closely her number says athens 2004. so if she is 20 now, 4 years ago she was 16. not totally weird, but a little.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
@JT: god damn it. CRM or TBL, please delete that comment i made about her boootay
August 13th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
August 13th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
or at least add a…. /fetch
August 13th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
exactly. thanks triston.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
benjiMark Chumura
August 13th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I meant Benji> Mark Chumura
August 13th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
thanks, i think
August 13th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
With respect to Alicia and her tough left hook, her dad, Johnny, is looking down at her from heaven, smoking a Camel heater, and telling uncle Junior,Big Pussy and the gang how proud he is of his little girl… oh, not THAT Johnny Sack???
August 13th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Her dad is an orthodontist, btw