NFL: Projecting the NFC West
NFL August 14th. 2008, 1:20pm
In the books: Power Rankings, the AFC East, North, South and West, and the NFC East, North, South and today, West.
Arizona Cardinals – Matt Leinart – father, quarterback, beer-bong holder – this is finally your year. We thought last year would be the lucky one, but that didn’t take because your shoulder got mangled. The key is winning those first two games against San Fran and Miami. The schedule is unforgiving (Dallas, Giants, Eagles, Patriots), and with injury-prone cats like Edge James, Fitz and Boldin, the offense never seems to be at full-strength, so the early wins clutch. We have faith, though … mostly because the rest of this division isn’t that strong. Let’s call this a soft 10-6.
Seattle Seahawks - Gotta get something off our chest: Never really liked this team. Love the city, used to be a big fan of Curt Warner, but we always thought, for whatever reason, that Steve Largent’s helmet was annoying and Dave Krieg was overrated. They were kind of off our radar for much of the 1990s. Personal history aside … unsure about the ground game and the WR options are laughable. Defense will keep them in most games, probably enough to be in the playoff hunt at 9-7.
San Francisco 49ers – Everyone hopped on the bandwagon last year because they supposedly picked up all this new talent. But everyone forgot Alex Smith was at the helm. Weird: Gore and Foster are a nice RB tandem, and guess who is listed third on the depth chart: former Penn State QB Michael Robinson. Back to Smith: This has to be his last chance. He’s got a stud TE in Vernon Davis, two capable receivers, and the aforementioned RBs. The defense has some players with radical names (Sopoaga, Aubrayo, Ulbrich, Parys), and should be average – except for LB Patrick Willis, he’s a monster. After a 6-10 season, and with no elite QBs in the draft, they’ll grab another d-lineman and hopefully scoop a QB via free agency and be ready to rock and roll in 2009.
St. Louis Rams – We refuse to even talk about this mess until Steven Jackson ends his holdout. FANTASY ALERT: Steven Jackson is holding out. It seems real, and not just a ploy to save his body by not having to run behind a mediocre O-line and suffer wear and tear on his body. The Kurt Warner years seem like forever ago, right? We’d actually consider Troy Smith (!) over Marc Bulger for our fantasy team. Ok, that’s a joke. Probably 5-11.
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August 14th, 2008 at 1:21 PM
Garbage all around?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:22 PM
Seattle 12-4
Arizona 6-10
San Francisco 6-10
St. Louis 6-10
August 14th, 2008 at 1:23 PM
Curt Warner? Who’s that?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:23 PM
False.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:24 PM
Arizona in first!?!?!? Is this the Hef Chronicles?
Engram and Branch are hurt right now so I get your trepidation but Hasslebeck is a very good QB, and Julius Jones wasn’t as bad as people in Dallas made him out to be.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:24 PM
What a pathetic division. SEA wins by default, 9-7.
Oh and Alex Smith probably won’t even open the season as the starter. And Vernon Davis is far from being a “stud.”
Steven Jackson, on the other hand …
August 14th, 2008 at 1:24 PM
Isn’t he a Car Dealer?
/My cousin works at his dealership
August 14th, 2008 at 1:25 PM
Michael Robinson might be the best QB on the 49ers.
“Matt Leinart – father, quarterback, beer-bong holder” and another USC bust. Kurt Warner gives them the best chance to win this season.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:25 PM
This is how I see the NFC playoffs shaking out
Wild Card
Washington @ Minnesota – Minnesota
Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay – Philadelphia
Divisional Round
Philadelphia @ Seattle – Seattle
Minnesota @ Dallas – Dallas
NFC Championship
Dallas @ Seattle – Seattle
August 14th, 2008 at 1:26 PM
For some reason I like the niners. AZ and Seattle, while media darlings, never seem to accomplish anything.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:26 PM
wait a minute
HOW IS SEATTLE GOING TO WIN 12 GAMES? have you seen their schedule? do you know that they suck on the road? they have 3 JV WRs?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:27 PM
You’re ready to call Leinart a bust after 16 career starts? Really?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:27 PM
the cardinals win a division about as often as the comet kohoutek appears.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:27 PM
I continue to find it odd how you put Carolina and Arizona as winning their divisions but instead of saying why, you list 10 million reasons why they will suck.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:28 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2008 at 1:28 PM
Anyone who doesn’t have the Cards going at least 10-6 is out of their minds. Have you seen how easy their schedule is? Also, and this is important, this is the shittiest division in all of football.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:28 PM
How are Branch and Engram JV? Are you high?
Their schedule is easy. Are we looking at the same thing?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:28 PM
Curt Warner? Who’s that?
Google broken for you too?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:28 PM
1. DAL
2. GB
3. SEA
4. CAR
5. PHI
6. MIN/NO
August 14th, 2008 at 1:29 PM
Troy Smith will throw more TDs than Matt Leinart.
Print.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:29 PM
whither giants?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:30 PM
They’re not JV. But they’re brittle.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Seahawks take a bad division and lose their first game of the playoffs.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:30 PM
i believe this division is the worst. Someone was on here saying the AFC East was the worst.
I am picking Seattle to win this
August 14th, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Dallas
Green Bay
New Orleans
Seattle
NYGiants
Carolina
August 14th, 2008 at 1:31 PM
I beg to differ. Vernon Wells is most asuredly a stud, he just isn’t a very good pro football player (See: David Boston)
August 14th, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Sept 7 — Seattle at Buffalo 10 am FOX – LOSS
Sept 14 — San Francisco at Seattle 1:05 pm FOX – WIN
Sept 21 — St. Louis at Seattle 1:05 pm FOX – WIN
Sept 28 — BYE
Oct. 5 — Seattle at New York Giants 10 am FOX – LOSS
Oct 12 – Green Bay at Seattle 1:15 pm FOX – WIN
Oct. 19 — Seattle at Tampa Bay 5:15 pm (Sunday night game) NBC – WIN
Oct 26 — Seattle at San Francisco 1:15 pm FOX – WIN
Nov. 2 — Philadelphia at Seattle 1:15 pm FOX – WIN
Nov. 9 — Seattle at Miami 10 am FOX – WIN
Nov. 16 — Arizona at Seattle 1:05 pm FOX – WIN
Nov. 23 — Washington at Seattle 1:15 pm FOX – WIN
Thurs. Nov. 27 Thanksgiving Day Game — Seattle at Dallas 1:15 pm FOX – LOSS
Dec. 7 — New England at Seattle 5:15 pm (Sunday night game) NBC – LOSS
Dec. 14 — Seattle at St. Louis 10 am FOX – WIN
Dec. 21 — New York Jets at Seattle 1:05 pm CBS – WIN
Dec. 28 — Seattle at Arizona 1:15 pm FOX – WIN
August 14th, 2008 at 1:31 PM
whenever someone gets excited about the cardinals doing anything, just think bill bidwill.
it’s the football equivilent of a cold shower. it snaps you out of your fantasies really quick.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:32 PM
I was actually trying to be funny, but I hit submit instead. Essentially, my joke was ruined.
/hangs head in shame and returns to work
August 14th, 2008 at 1:32 PM
Mike you call them brittle, but one of your reasons for the Panthers being good is DJ Hackett?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:33 PM
Leinart’s picture should be next to the word douchebag in the dictionary.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:33 PM
@pkiguy… you’re good. I’m still up 2/1 on almost everybody in here on bombed jokes.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:33 PM
Don’t sleep on Hackett!
August 14th, 2008 at 1:34 PM
The only good thing to come out of Arizona is the non-celebration of MLK Day
/
Public Enemy
August 14th, 2008 at 1:35 PM
I haven’t looked at the schedule but it’s Zona or Seattle depending on if Seattle has to travel the east coast again.
If they’re all over the place on the road that’s a pretty serious advantage to Zona.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:35 PM
Jimmy, I don’t think the Giants make the playoffs.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:35 PM
I respect your football knowledge, but this is absurd. If you’d like to make it interesting (regarding GB, at least), kindly email me. No way they’re 2nd in the NFC.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
My dad owns this dealership…like, my dad!
/Frat Alien
August 14th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
How current.
/That was overthrown 14 years ago (in order to get the Superbowl).
August 14th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
I realize he hasn’t played much, but he has shown nothing, zero, ziltch even when he has played. He’s the E! True Hollywood version of Chad Pennington. Good enough to start, not good enough to win.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
The 49ers WILL win this division.
No seriously if the seahawks are healthy and Steven Jackson returns to the Rams I could see either one of the teams going 10 – 6
My 49ers need o-line help, a true no 1 guy at receiver and someone to step up at quarterback.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
Leinart’s picture should be next to the word douchebag in the dictionary.
Dont agree with this at all. Hes a Legend and the jury is out on if hes a good football player.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Great CD though.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:38 PM
The Pack could be 2nd in the NFC with a 10-6 record. There are a lot of mediocre/marginal teams in the NFC behind Dallas.
The Packers are a young squad with a better than advertised defense. They will also play in a division with the Bears and Loins and a potentially overrated Vikings (cue the horn) team.
It’s a crapshoot, but I think it is definitely feasible as long as Rodgers is better than average.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:39 PM
We shall see.
The only bets I’m making are the KC and DET unders.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:41 PM
jennie finch?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:41 PM
That’s the other thing, Branch and Engram are JV but to you Bryant Johnson, Jason Hill, and Ashley Lelie are capable?
What?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:41 PM
afc east = one team + garbage
afc north = two teams + garbage
afc south = one team + garbage
afc west = one team + garbage
nfc east = good division but i hate all but one team (skins)
nfc north = two teams + garbage
nfc south = two teams + garbage
nfc west = horrible division all teams garbage
August 14th, 2008 at 1:42 PM
I knew that didn’t read right, but seriously you want Isaac Bruce, Arnaz Battle and Bryant Johnson over the Seahawks receivers?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:42 PM
Try again.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Wait. Whaaaaaa?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
No way a team in this division gets to 10 wins. Not gonna happen.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
cbh, its never a good idea to have multiple PSU receivers on your team (Branch/Johnson), they are known to underachieve. You sure were generous with the wins on the schedule, GB/PHI/WAS, they’d be lucky to win one of those.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
@Cool Rick: Agreed.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
This is Seattle’s Division until Walter Jones retires.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:44 PM
This division sux balls.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:44 PM
not impressed with jax.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Dont agree with this at all. Hes a Legend in his own mind …
/fixed
August 14th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
afc south = one team + garbage
EPIC Fail… you do realize this division had 3 playoff teams last year, and everybody improved in the off season, right?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
The Super Bowl winner will come from this division.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
You are all completely underestimating the home field advantage the Seahawks have. You really see Philly, Washington or Green Bay winning in Seattle?
Seattle is the toughest place to win a game in the NFL right now and it’s not even close.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
No it blows!
August 14th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
So Seattle has a brutal schedule and Arizona has an easy schedule? Do you people realize that aside from 2 games, they play the exact same teams?
Anyways, this division is a joke. Seattle will win it again by default like they do every year. The teams all suck, but at least Seattle has good coaching and a good QB.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:46 PM
Trust me I was surprised when I came to this conclusion but I am going with it.
I might almost have to be a Seahawks fan this year.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:47 PM
He looks so greasy…what happend to this guy. He was at least worth something, now he looks like he’s a month away from the unemployment line. Please tell me THIS isnt true. That spawn will be evil.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:47 PM
its never a good idea to have multiple PSU receivers on your team (Branch/Johnson),
Branch went to Louisville
August 14th, 2008 at 1:48 PM
TBiMBD, that story sounds completely fake.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:48 PM
She’s looking for a ban. No linking to Ufford.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:49 PM
i think that says more about the nfl playoff system than it does about the two teams outside of indy.
jax is painful to watch. tennesee isn’t a whole lot better. like fisher, like watching young run but he’s still one-dimensional.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:49 PM
Hef – I guess it was a bad joke. I should have Nick P’d or something. Just watched the video on Youtube, didnt know Chuck D was a Jets fan.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:49 PM
HAHAHA That picture is funny as shit. The black guy is look like “white people is crazy!”.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:50 PM
She’s looking for a ban. No linking to Ufford
damn right
August 14th, 2008 at 1:51 PM
on the lambs: marc bulger is the ultimate fantasy league quarterback. always puts up a lot of yards but rarely has anything (victories) to show for it.
as norman chad once said about jeff george: “only in fantasy football would you actually want jeff george.”
August 14th, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Why won’t he dump her already..isnt the publicity stunt over yet.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Engram broke his should, won’t be back until after the bye week. So it’s Nate Burleson and someone else starting.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:51 PM
We’ve gone over this before.
This is the only Ufford-related link allowed on here.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:52 PM
@ jimmy: ‘painful to watch’? Are you predicting a beauty pageant or football? Defense and running wins a lot of games. I’ll bet the house that 2 teams from this division are playing in the postseason.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:55 PM
“Branch went to Louisville”, yeah, my bad TampaBo, I mean Engram/Johnson. Although since leaving Tom Brady Branch hasn’t exactly lived up to expectation.
August 14th, 2008 at 1:55 PM
So they call hurpies jock itch now?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:56 PM
Jimmy, what’s wrong with the NFL’s playoff system? Teams with worse records than those 3 should have gotten in?
August 14th, 2008 at 1:57 PM
Top PE CD’s:
1)It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
2)Fear of a Black Planet
3)Yo, Bum Rush the Show
4)Apocalypse 91
5)He Got Game – Soundtrack
Greatest song of all-time PE or otherwise: Welcome to the Terrordome
August 14th, 2008 at 1:59 PM
wasn’t wild about the playoff expansion a few years ago. every once in a while a team that sneaks in on the last week does ok (steelers for example) but more often than not the teams that get in on the last week of the season under the expanded playoffs have little or no business in the postseason.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:00 PM
/throws up hands
August 14th, 2008 at 2:00 PM
What expansion? 6 teams have been getting in for almost two decades I believe.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:00 PM
Wow wow wow there Hawk:
1. Your gonna get yours
2. Black steel in the hour of chaos
3. Cold lampin
4. By the time I get to Arizona
5. Night of the living baseheads.
book that.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:01 PM
whoops, saw that you went with CDs. Sorry. I did songs.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:02 PM
that may very well happen but jax and tenn remind me of the dungy bucs: score 10 points and win 10-6. again, i do enjoy young in a two-minute drill.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:02 PM
Maybe he meant the expansion from 6 divisions to 8.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:03 PM
Jimmy Jacksonville scored a ton of points last year:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/teams/schedule?team=jac&year=2007
August 14th, 2008 at 2:03 PM
“hurpies”, Tampa Bo? for serious?
August 14th, 2008 at 2:04 PM
This chick I used to nail sent me a all meat diet by Professor Griff. Hes fucking nuts.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:05 PM
I can see what he’s saying about them not being “pretty” — they’re not. They’re boring as hell, like the Bucs, who are also good. But as August notes, this ain’t a beauty pageant.
Hopefully MJD will become the full-time starter in JAX soon, and Chris Johnson will be the real deal in TEN.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:05 PM
“happies” if it makes you feel better
August 14th, 2008 at 2:06 PM
maybe if you are in Bahston.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:07 PM
That’s cool c_r. PE interests me way more than this shitty division. I say Tricky perform Black Steel live, and it was one of the coolest things ever. Never seen PE live though. It’s a shame.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
@Mike: I love re-reading that drivel. So very ghey.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
Hell no Titans football isn’t pretty, but it’s exciting as hell in the 4th quarter almost every week, it gets wins most years and it’s gotten Fisher from the 2nd youngest to the longest tenured coach in the NFL.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
Man I got the happies and they itch wicked bad
August 14th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
@TB: I was one of the three people that purchased his CD, Professor Griff and the Last Asiatic Disciples with the song Pawns in a Game on it. It was always my goal to be a trained S1W.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
Fuck this, I have officially seen it all. You know about the Tricky Black Steel version? My world has collapsed.
/
“Looking like the car the Green Hornet had”
August 14th, 2008 at 2:11 PM
Whatever happened to Terminator X? I know Madonna sampled his shit (aside from sampling every nationality’s seamen).
August 14th, 2008 at 2:13 PM
when the nfl expanded its playoffs — can’t remember the year — from eight to 12 teams. (10 to 12?). shit i can’t remember. i do know in recent years most of the teams that squeaked in and play in the wild card round against division champs has been, for the most part, worthless to watch.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:15 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_playoffs
You have been an unhappy man for quite some time.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:15 PM
exactly. if you are a fan of a team that makes the playoffs with a putrid offense (baltimore, tampa bay), you don’t care. you’re happy.
but for a non-partisan, it’s really difficult to watch.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:16 PM
Terminator X?
I think he went “to the Edge of Panic.” I even had his disk & the Valley of the Jeep Beats.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:17 PM
wow…100+ comments on the abortion that is the NFC West.
seahawks win…every other team is below .500…AGAIN.
/story
August 14th, 2008 at 2:18 PM
at least for one weekend. :^)
last year was the first year i regretted buying nfl sunday ticket. i’ve had it for 12 years but i never before regretted it until last year. some sundays for the 4 p.m. games the matchups were so awful i found myself watching a repeat of a college game on bspnu or the nhl network.
(disclosure: i generally loathe the nfc east though i don’t mind the skins. so if dallass/giants/beagles are playign each other i’m not watching.)
August 14th, 2008 at 2:19 PM
None of this really even matters – especially since the Browns are going to be the first team to go 19-0.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:20 PM
Hopefully… Chris Johnson will be the real deal in TEN.
He’s already announced his presence with authority here in Nashville.
/the preseason matters when you really want it to matter!
August 14th, 2008 at 2:20 PM
@OUMike… Shhhh.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:23 PM
OUMike…they’ll actually go 20-0. they’re going to beat the steelers so bad, they get awarded an extra win for beating the turf off of heinz field, forcing them to go to field turf.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:23 PM
Wrong. The correct answer is “My Uzi Weighs a Ton” for Public Enemy and “Babushka” for all-time great song. Next question.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:26 PM
greatest song of all time is Aces High by Iron Maiden as performed by Children of Bodom.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:28 PM
One question – what’s the deal with bare feet in the photo? Seriously – why did the photographer or stylist or whoever set up the shot think, “You know what this needs? No shoes or socks”.
I don’t get. Much like anything by Intern Bill, Wasserman or Hef – I just don’t get it.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:34 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ…how the hell are you?
August 14th, 2008 at 2:36 PM
greatest song of all time is Greatest Love of All by George Benson as performed by Sexual Chocolate.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Jesus – I asked you this question personally when I was 10 and you said “Your gonna get yours.” Guess I also wont hit the lotto this week.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:37 PM
@Tampa Bo
Not referring to his football skills. Mr. Hollywood is very much a douchebag.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:46 PM
Not referring to his football skills. Mr. Hollywood is very much a douchebag.
Why?
August 14th, 2008 at 2:46 PM
Doc Hollywood > Mr. Hollywood
August 14th, 2008 at 2:53 PM
Hollywood Hogan > Doc Hollywood > Mr. Hollywood
August 14th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Hogan’s Heroes > Hollywood Hogan > Doc Hollywood > Mr. Hollywood
August 14th, 2008 at 3:02 PM
Ben Hogan > Hogan’s Heroes > Hollywood Hogan > Doc Hollywood > Mr. Hollywood
August 14th, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Uncle Ben’s > Ben Hogan > Hogan’s Heroes > Hollywood Hogan > Doc Hollywood > Mr. Hollywood
August 14th, 2008 at 3:06 PM
The Hogan Family > Ben Hogan > Hogan’s Heroes > Hollywood Hogan > Doc Hollywood > Mr. Hollywood
August 14th, 2008 at 3:20 PM
I agree with Cbh49er, Seattle can win 7 -8 home games and 4 on the road.
January 19th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
I’m going to put money on SF to win the division – they’re turning into a completely different team under Singletary and that should only improve now that he will have more time.
January 19th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Oops – I’m an idiot… posted in the wrong thread, just a little late, huh?