Phelpsian Spoiler Alert: No Info Above The Jump
Olympics August 14th. 2008, 11:03pm
Yup. He did it again. 6 swimming events. 6 gold medals. 6 World Records. Young man just keep doing sick shit. He’s one individual medal and one relay away from doing… it. It’s within reach. He could become the most impressive Olympian to ever live.
To go along with Phelps’ accomplishment this evening, I found myself pumping my fist with every big point Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh scored tonight. (Especially in the first set.)
/USA! USA! USA!
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August 14th, 2008 at 11:12 PM
I’m not gonna lie. I have a man-crush on Michael Phelps.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:14 PM
You’d have to be a Communist to not.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
/fetch
August 14th, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Thanks asshole. The Olympics don’t start for another 2 hours here in PHX.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
August 14th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Prior to this event, Phelps already had more golds than anyone ever and therefore is already the most impressive Olympian to ever live.
Seven (Spitz) in one Olympics is not as impressive as 12 in two (maybe 14), and who says he doesn’t go to London and win a few more? The discussion is over.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:22 PM
zeke don’t worry, Hef doesn’t care about the Olympics. He’s secretly communist.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:23 PM
These gymnastics judges are a bunch of cocksuckers.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:27 PM
uh oh
August 14th, 2008 at 11:28 PM
I want to confess my love for Alicia Sacramone here on this blog.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:28 PM
only trials… false alarm
August 14th, 2008 at 11:28 PM
God at the wall I thought he was fucked and then he just blew everyone away the last 50
August 14th, 2008 at 11:28 PM
I actually have watched a grand total of 3 intentional minutes of the Olympics. Watching while getting takeout doesn’t count.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:33 PM
They just played a clip of athens and Gus Johnson was announcing. Where the fuck is he? He would be AWESOME with Phelps races. Especially considering the history. He would blow a gasket.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:43 PM
I would fuck Michael Phelps, if he were a hot female gymnast named Alicia.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Forget mike phelps. Mike and The Mad Dog is no more. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/15/sports/15wfan.html?ref=sports
August 14th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
Huzzah!
They’re worse than Opie and the other dumb fuck.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:48 PM
These gymnastics judges are fucking us over.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:51 PM
where is the “mad dog fired!” post?
August 15th, 2008 at 12:14 AM
until the judging is anywhere near fair im throwing ethnic slurs like its my job
these fucking chinks have bought so many medals its sickening. we need another cold war.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:16 AM
glad to see you mole, now I have a teammate in this.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:17 AM
wow your avatar threw me off
August 15th, 2008 at 12:19 AM
also worth noting, im fucking loaded, so if a chinese cunt wins this im going off the deepend
August 15th, 2008 at 12:19 AM
I’ve been trying to hold back on the racism all night. I don’t know anything about gymnastics but I know that beam score was ridiculous.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:21 AM
i love asians, i just dont like the chinese delegation (or their government, but not because theyre asian) so im resorting to the best old fashioned criticisms around
someone asked me tonight why we have an embargo on cuba but trade with china, which is a great fucking question, if cuba had billions of customers for us to trade with and cheap labor im sure we would strike a deal
fuck china
August 15th, 2008 at 12:22 AM
also, i love asian porn
their affinity towards pubic hair however, i do not love.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:23 AM
The only Asian girl I’ve ever been with was phenomenal, but after seeing this judging I’m ready to call her up and slap her.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:25 AM
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME
this is fucking absurd.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:27 AM
if nastias score is under that chink bitch im calling a cab to take me to hunan wok and burning that mother fucker down
August 15th, 2008 at 12:28 AM
My favorite thing is the judges calling eachother to figure out how they can screw Nastia
August 15th, 2008 at 12:29 AM
Those fucking niggers are too good at basketball, too.
/sardonic
August 15th, 2008 at 12:29 AM
if it werent for her ugly eye makeup and the way she pulls her hair back, id think she was incredibly attractive. how it is i would still pay good money to have sex with her.
however the fact that she is walking around with a backpack on makes me feel dirty
August 15th, 2008 at 12:30 AM
Our little lady spinners are getting a royal screw job from these judges. Let’s go Nastia!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:30 AM
im pretty sure angola isnt that good
/angola may well have white people or be decent
August 15th, 2008 at 12:34 AM
hey, don’t forget the Goobacks. “dey took errr joooobbbs”
August 15th, 2008 at 12:35 AM
are the chinese girls the only ones that do the little weird ‘hand under the chin huge smile’ thing before the floor routine? dont think ive scene anyone else do it, very odd
August 15th, 2008 at 12:37 AM
the russian beast coach broad just checked out the chinese girl’s ass. ughughughugh
i think the chinese girl behind nastia wins, the americans cant seem to stay in bounds on floor
August 15th, 2008 at 12:44 AM
what’s with all the crazy dancing on the floor routines?
August 15th, 2008 at 12:45 AM
There’s no way the judges aren’t giving it to this girl.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:50 AM
GET EM NASTIA
i want gold silver. get that medal count up there.
shes awesome, i like that she has soviet blood and the arguably best horse gymnast is ours and has soviet blood as well. we’re in ur republics, stealin ur gymnasts
August 15th, 2008 at 12:50 AM
U S A!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:51 AM
USA USA USA USA USA
August 15th, 2008 at 12:56 AM
eat
shit
china
August 15th, 2008 at 12:56 AM
yeah baby! fuck you china!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:02 AM
man they shouldve been doing an insert of bela’s reactions to this entire competition
August 15th, 2008 at 1:05 AM
no kidding, he’s like Gus Johnson on speed
August 15th, 2008 at 1:06 AM
we’re up by six in medals now
lets run these bitches
August 15th, 2008 at 1:07 AM
we still have track and field, we’ll smoke the overall medals. It’s winning the most gold that we need to worry about.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:09 AM
Shawn Johnson goes to Valley H.S. Bayside >>>>>> Valley
August 15th, 2008 at 1:13 AM
haha +JS Triston.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:20 AM
seven now, shocking espn was behind updating
how does china look in track and field?
assume a few more golds for us from swimming. plus softball, volleyball on both sides hopefully, god willing basketball.
i think we can get back in it.
china not winning the most golds would be a big blow
August 15th, 2008 at 1:22 AM
mole: China only has one real gold threat in track. Their 110m hurdler, but his WR was broken earlier this year.
We’ll get softball, beach VB both hopefully, maybe an indoor Vball and I still haven’t given up hope for one of the water polo teams. And the baseball team only needs a couple hot pitching performances to get one.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:23 AM
i don’t think they can compete in track. It’s all those other little sports that get no attention that they’ve been training for for the last 4-8 years. They came in with a strategy.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:31 AM
thats right, bring her in for the hug, it feels good thats okay, now look in each others eyes … and… CLIMAX
August 15th, 2008 at 1:31 AM
she just crushed that ball. For any of you watching softball
August 15th, 2008 at 1:32 AM
moleman, that’s fetch’s new wallpaper.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:37 AM
wallpaper? shit, its the new linoleum flooring for my office, ive already got one panel stuck to the floor
August 15th, 2008 at 1:39 AM
im sorry that was disgusting
in reality im visiting my family for the week and cant masturbate until theyre out of the house
so … ctrl+d
August 15th, 2008 at 1:39 AM
Flooring? Don’t you mean ceiling tile? You know, for those bedroom activities.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:42 AM
chucking cupcakes at the ceiling whilst laying in bed by myself listening to morrisey?
August 15th, 2008 at 1:46 AM
exactly, you could make a game out of it.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:08 AM
TMI Raj, TMI.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:27 AM
i see little kids want to play games now