Price of Favre to Return to Normal Saturday Night
NFL August 16th. 2008, 5:00pm
For games that no one really cares about and do nothing but increase player-injury chances and put money in the owners’ pockets, tonight’s Jets/Redskins contest will have *some* level of interest.
Brett F***e makes his much-anticipated debut tonight at 7:00 ET on NFL Network and Rachel Nichols, for one, will be watching.
“It’s going to be a circus, no doubt,†centre Casey Rabach said. “A guy in his stature, what he’s done in this league, to be on a new team now, it is going to be a media circus for that game.€
“I don’t know how I’m going to react when I see Brett Favre in a Jets uniform,†cornerback Shawn Springs said.
Speaking of Circus material, details have been released for the proposed $20 million marketing deal between F***e and the Packers. One of the perks included the Packers creating a blog for Brett!Â
According to the a draft of the agreement obtained by Sporting News Today and its sister publication, The Business Journal Serving Greater Milwaukee, the Packers’ proposed 10-year deal for Favre included a line of clothing, merchandise and collectibles. The Packers Pro Shop would have become the exclusive distributor of autographed Favre memorabilia, and Favre would sign 300 items a year for the team’s use.
Favre also would have been required to make 10 personal appearances each year — including two private hunting or golfing trips — and a blog would have been created for Favre on the team’s Web site.
WOW! A BLOG?!?!? No way F***e could have done that on his own. Sheesh.
Question: how much F***e could a Brett F***e F***e if a Brett F***e could F***e F***e?
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August 16th, 2008 at 10:30 PM
No post on the facting 100m Finals? WTF!! Man is the fastest in the World by far and not a word?
August 16th, 2008 at 10:55 PM
Favre is the chupacabra.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:47 PM
I’m at a loss for words on the “facting.” I have no idea where you were going, sir. Yeah, I’m with you that we need to get a hilarious take on Mr. Bolt’s far too easily achieved world record, but I have no clue where you were going with “facting.”
August 17th, 2008 at 1:30 AM
Bolt was celebrating, a la Deion Sanders, the last 40 METERS!!!! That was unbelievable…Pure dominance…it was sick….
August 17th, 2008 at 9:38 AM
Did it look like he could have come close to nine seconds flat?