Every damn day, it’s the same thing around here. “Kobe > LeBron > Kobe” Shut. Up. Just shut the **** up!*

That being said, I come here to praise LeBron James, not to bury Kobe Bryant. I want that to be clear from the get-go. Especially considering all the anti-Kobe propaganda that certain founding members of this blog have been known to push upon the populace of TBL-dome. [Ed. Palm to forehead. Never been anti-Kobe. Just think LeBron's a better player.]

LeBron > Kobe

Watching the two of them on the same court, on the same team, there’s no question in my mind.

Keep in mind, I don’t want this to sound like Kobe-hate. I like Kobe. I have a #8 Kobe jersey. When he went on that scoring streak 2 seasons ago, I was as excited as Kobe around a female bellhop. I love watching the man play basketball.

But LeBron…

LeBron James is a whole other beast. He’s William Floyd with a basketball. He’s so big and strong and athletic and he makes it look so damn easy. No one his size should be able to move like that. No one that size should be able to do what he does.

*NSFW – Better late than never, eh?