Now Blogging: Joe Torre
Baseball, Blogging August 22nd. 2008, 1:45pm
There is a 0.0 percent chance that this is actually Joe Torre. No shot.
Here’s an interesting tidbit about LA culture. It’s not just a TV cliché: People really DO carry pocket dogs around with them wherever they go. I have no idea where you’d put these little yip-yaps when you go to the restroom, or even why they’re such a hot accessory; then again, I just moved from a town where people buy color-coordinated pepper spray cans. But I do know it’s a real phenomenon; I learned about it first-hand when I found myself walking down Rodeo Drive with this little white Maltese or Pomeranian named Butch under my arm. The funniest (or saddest) part was that I didn’t look one bit out of place.
Can’t see Torre emphasizing things by capitalizing DO or using the phrase “hot accessory.” Does he have dogs? Would he know the difference between a Maltese or a Pomeranian?
Torre’s Stories (MLBlogs Network)
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August 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 PM
Does he talk about how the Dodgers are ghey and so are their fans? If not he really should.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 PM
My 50 pound dog would be hard to carry in my manbag. Maybe I’ll trade him in? Nevermind. I don’t think Missouri is ‘ready’ for manbags, and lap dogs.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 PM
what was he do walking the Nug’s dog for him?
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 PM
Pomeranian… I have no idea where you’d put these little yip-yaps when you go to the restroom, or even why they’re such a hot accessory
It’s a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can’t board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.
/Walter’d, thereby fulfilling daily requirement
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:53 PM
Nice change up August. I’m digging it.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:54 PM
Joe Torre = Andy Rooney
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:54 PM
RE: Pomeranian: I’m not buying him a beer dude. He’s not taking your fucking turn dude.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:57 PM
If my ex-wife told me to take care of her dog while she goes on vacation with her new husband I’d tell her to go fuck herself, man.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:58 PM
This story is less believable than the bigfoot one.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:58 PM
I’m not taking it bowling. I’m not renting shoes for the dog. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. It’s not going to take your fucking turn.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Ah benji, I should learn to read the comments before writing my own.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:01 PM
New Jersey Ninja Vigilantes. There is a believable story.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 PM
No way that Joe Torre even knows how to turn on a computer.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 PM
thats alright St. Bear: i’m just glad someone got the quote right. my mind is elsewhere this afternoon.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 PM
you don’t have an ex-wife Mags
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 PM
Alright, I’ll take the bait (it’s better than doing work right now):
Why couldn’t it be Torre? It’s definitely not him actually pounding away at the keyboard, but it’s probably him giving some throwaway quotes and anecdotes to some MLB intern who throws it up on a blog.
If you ever heard Torre when he’d come on Mike and the Mad Dog, he’d talk about all sorts of stuff aside from baseball when he was so inclined.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:08 PM
@Triston
Wow. You are right man I have never been married. I am 25.
A) Watch Big Lebowski.
B) Come back and realize what you have done here.
C) Cry yourself to sleep.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:10 PM
@Maggs
Just relaized that is what Donnie says to Dude. Wow I am sorry for that. I will now cry myself to sleep on my big penis pillow. Wow. Fuck me.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 PM
Uggh, this is terrible. I would be lunch that Joe Torre has never even sent an e-mail in his lifetime. He probably has people who do that for him…
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:14 PM
We are in a hard blog
/
McCain via Rumsfeld
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:16 PM
come on guys, this is his new lifestyle. the commercial says so
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 PM
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:23 PM
No offense to Jewish people, but your religion sucks balls.
This goes for Xtians too, though.
/Go Cavs
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:23 PM
This is a showdog, with fucking papers, when you board it gets upset and loses it hair.
Really dont know why I remembered that.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:23 PM
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t get in a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t pick up the phone, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t roll. Shomer shabbas!!!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:24 PM
You left “don’t handle money.”
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:25 PM
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax…
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:26 PM
“5000.”
“Even better!”
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:27 PM
It’s Shabbos, I’m only supposed to answer the phone for an emergency.
This is an emergency.
I know Dude, that’s why I answered the phone.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 PM
Give me a schtickle of flouride.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:34 PM
@ clown – plus a handful of land with sea access
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What?