Elite XC’s national TV debut with Kimbo Slice earlier this summer was a ratings winner, circus-like in nature (exploding ears! ewwww!), and MMA purists deemed the night a laughable joke because Slice was awarded a victory in a match he should have (maybe!) lost.

Elite XC’s second CBS effort didn’t involve Kimbo and hardly registered anywhere.

So this move is obvious: Oct. 4, CBS, Kimbo Slice against … Ken Shamrock? Dude’s 44, or an age at which you shouldn’t be in an octagon attempting to bash another man’s head in. Also worth nothing: He’s lost five matches in a row, all in the first round. At the time of his last victory (2004!) the Google IPO wasn’t even released, this blog didn’t exist, and Barack Obama was largely unknown to the general public outside of Chicago.

If Slice doesn’t carve this old man up, he should return to backyard brawling.