What’s The Shelf-Life On Olympic Fame? Phelps to Host Season Premier of SNL
Olympics, Television August 28th. 2008, 11:15am
Remember back at the end of June when no one cared about the Olympics? Some people even pontificated that the 2008 games might be the most irrelevant ever. Hyperbole aside, one person suggested, “They will be completely irrelevant right up until the opening ceremony and then will immediately go back to being irrelevant after the closing ceremony.”
Turns out, the ‘08 festivities were a big hit. Especially, financially.
Then there were the stars: Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor made a new friend on the way to another gold medal and Usain Bolt was nasty, winning the 100m and 200m in record times. Then there were Shawn Johnson (Who will lead the Pledge of Allegiance at the DNC tonight.) and her American gymnastics teammates, who captured our hearts in a way that only cute young girls fighting Communist cheaters can.
Of course, the biggest star of the Olympics was Micheal Phelps. Phelps who is set to make millions in endorsements, will also attempt to grow his celebrity by hosting the season premier of Saturday Night Live. (Lil’ Wayne will be the musical guest. They should probably invest in some fog lights.)
Of course, if his appearance is anything besides hilarious, we’ll all go back to not thinking about him until 2012. Good luck staying relevant, Michael. You might need it.
[Hat Tip: FanHouse]
(*Oh – Apparently, AJ Daulerio and I both list “abs” as a quality we look for in dudes.)
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August 28th, 2008 at 11:17 AM
4 years?
August 28th, 2008 at 11:19 AM
““They will be completely irrelevant right up until the opening ceremony and then will immediately go back to being irrelevant after the closing ceremony.€ CRM
I thought the same things as well. And we aren’t really that wrong. There’ll be a few stars, but I don’t think anyone is suffering from swimming withdrawl or missing badmitton that much.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:19 AM
He would be perfect for ‘106 and Park.’
Damn that short-sighted BET.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:24 AM
I NEED MORE HANDBALL!!!!!!!!!
August 28th, 2008 at 11:26 AM
I NEED MORE HANDBALL!!!!!!!!!
Murderball is better. Those guys have a chip on their shoulder.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Nice hair.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Mmmmmm… abs… hot, swimmer abs.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Season premiere? A lot riding on this. I predict disaster.
/Biggest SNL fan evah
//Fire Seth Meyers
August 28th, 2008 at 11:30 AM
@Nick P-Im with you. Phelps is sorta retarded and has a lisp.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:31 AM
Sweet blowout, douche.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:31 AM
Nick, I can see this being as big a debacle as Nancy Kerrigan hosting. The only funny skit she had involved her and Chris Farley ice skating. She barely spoke in that skit. I predict a similar fate with Michael Phelps.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Does anybody still watch saturday night live?
August 28th, 2008 at 11:33 AM
I TiVo it and fast forward through the dumb skits (aka most of the show).
August 28th, 2008 at 11:34 AM
I do
/usually on DVR or Youtube the next day
August 28th, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Can we please go back to talking about Michael Phelps’ amazing body? Thanks.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:38 AM
I have tried to watch it and can’t get through it. Oh, to have the good old days back when it was actually funny.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Hey, its still better than when Tina Fey was the head writer. That was painful.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Hey, don’t forget about Misty May-Treanor on Dancing with the Stars. That’s sure to be a train wreck from hell.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:43 AM
i still don’t. wait. they’re over?
August 28th, 2008 at 11:43 AM
TBL thinks your abs are weak, its all about the guns.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Misty May needs to keep the sunglasses on, I went from thinking she was hot to thinking she could be my mom when she took them off.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:49 AM
I’d do your mom.
/RexKramer
August 28th, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Phelps nabs stylist from the Jonas Brothers.
What a heist.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Remember me?
/Carly Patterson
August 28th, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Athletes are the worst SNL hosts, always.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:56 AM
@August – Remember Lebron staring through the camera last year?
August 28th, 2008 at 11:58 AM
I don’t know, August… Tom Brady had some good skits. So did Peyton. Obviously, they’re no Alec Baldwin, but there have definitely been worse hosts.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Can somebody please throw sportsgal116 a towel?
August 28th, 2008 at 12:00 PM
I didn’t think Peyton Manning was bad. The skit with the children was hilarious.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Michael Phelps is a buttisface.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:00 PM
August, Peyton Manning was great.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Peyton was much better than Tom
Anyone remember the clasic Joe Montana sketch from 1986ish? with Phil Hartman, classic
August 28th, 2008 at 12:04 PM
And Jeter even made that great (and true) joke about himself, dressed up as a chick at a Yankee game saying, “That Jeter looks like the Rock had sex with a muppet.”
August 28th, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Tom Brady > Peyton Manning in every facet. Including SNL skits.
/eat a dick, Colts
August 28th, 2008 at 12:06 PM
If Kobe hosted, he’d be better than LeBron was.
/starting shit for no reason
August 28th, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Tom Brady > Peyton Manning in every facet. Including SNL skits.
either you didn’t see both shows, or you are lying.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:08 PM
I would show Vanessa my best muscle, but it aint my abs
/keepin it real
August 28th, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Yes Onterrio, I was trying to find that on YouTube but couldn’t.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:23 PM
NBC used to block SNL on YouTube, just recently they stopped so they have to catch up with the old stuff
August 28th, 2008 at 12:23 PM
I would have sexual intercourse with Vanessa
/not as good at the innuendo as rlee
August 28th, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Peyton was very good, but thinking back to Deion, Jordan, LeBron and others that escape me (especially the ones form back in the day) they were all horrendous.
Brady was meh at best, IMO.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:37 PM
C
August 28th, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Charles Barkley going one on one with Barney the Dinasour was good stuff
August 28th, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Sean Jean, is that a “Texas T” or a “Tennessee T”??
August 28th, 2008 at 12:48 PM
wrong color orange to be texas.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:49 PM
@AzHawk
Is it bad that I watched that whole video?
August 28th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Irrelevent athlete from irrelevant sport on irrelevant show.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:23 PM
@rlee – that is a “Power T” not a “ghey T” serving as Sean Jean’s gravatar. Therefore, it’s Tennessee and it’s beautiful.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:24 PM
Phelps would be perfect to take over Sandler’s Canteen Boy.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:30 PM
miz is correct. Ain’t no power T in Austin.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Burnt orange > creamsicle orange
August 28th, 2008 at 1:54 PM
at least try to get it right.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:59 PM
pushpops >>> starving to death
August 28th, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Hulu has most of the classic SNL skits, although the software doesn’t make it exactly easy to search for them.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:08 PM
/true story