Sometimes, when I can’t think of anyone new to Google, I just Google Scarlett Johansson. That’s what brings us Berg’s future wife this morning.

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This guy just missed making the Chinese gymnastics team. (Minor League Baseball)

Ed Reed has a neck injury that could have him out a week to his career. (FanHouse)

Why was LL Cool J interviewed on SportsCenter earlier this week? (Awful Announcing)

Bloggers’ ideas for changing the NHL. (Melt Your Face Off)

Athletes should have lots of sex, says book. (Page Six)

Giant baby. (FOXNews)

Behind the scenes at the US Open. (On The Baseline)

City debate: Nashville or Memphis? (Grab Your BALLS!)

So, Gawker and Tucker Max are in a full-fledged blog war. There’s even money involved. (Gawker)

A rap tribute to Jacoby Ellsbury. (Red Sox Monster)

Your backup quarterback sucks. (The Sports Daily)

Super model sues former New York Ranger/ex-husband. (Daily News)

Rampage Jackson watched a bad movie and then (temporarily) lost his mind. (Film Drunk)

On the legal front, he pleaded Not Guilty to the felony charges. (Five Ounces of Pain)