FC Dallas head coach Schellas Hyndman is apparently a “Combat Ki” master.

Most people, with their baser inclinations revealed, get involved in martial arts to do really cool stuff, such as tearing out a clump of Chuck Norris’ chest hair or single-handedly taking out an entire Japanese karate school. But, for a Combat Ki master, the demonstrable skill appears to be letting large Southern men kick you in the junk.

Impressive? or a little creepy? Video after the jump.