Why are we doing this on Wednesday? Not quite sure. [It's not like there are any Vince Young updates, thankfully. Would you rather talk about Matt Cassel's wife? They're going to have tall kids.] A weekend football primer:

Friday:
8 pm – Kansas at South Florida. This is where WVU lost last year.

Saturday:
12 pm – Cal at Maryland. Cal won 66-3 last week; Terps lost to Middle Tennessee State. We’ll take the Terps +14.
330 pm – Georgia at South Carolina. Verne Lundquist season debut!
330 pm – Michigan at Notre Dame. Remember when this game mattered?
745 pm – Oklahoma at Washington. Uneasy feeling about this one.
8 pm - USC-Ohio State. Bxxxxxxxxxxx.

Sunday:
1 pm – Indy at Minnesota. Somebody’s starting 0-2!
1 pm – Buffalo at Jacksonville. Gulp: Jax o-line, decimated.
4 pm – San Diego at Denver. Imagine if the Chargers and Colts opened 0-2.
4 pm – Patriots at Jets. Rivalry. No Brady. All eyes on Cassel.
8 pm – Pittsburgh at Cleveland. Rivalry. Brady Quinn sighting? Nah, too early. Next week!

Monday:
9 pm – Philly at Dallas. Offensive orgy, hopefully.