Who’s The Prettiest QB in the NFL? Brett Favre!
NFL September 19th. 2008, 6:00pm
Brett Favre’s rugged handsomeness won him Wrangler ads and Peter King’s heart, but it also might have made him some sweet moolah as well.
A new study, examining 121 quarterbacks from 1995 to 2006, shows that attractiveness, measured by facial symmetry, significantly affects a quarterback’s salary.
Attractive quarterbacks, such as Kerry Collins or Charlie Frye, earned $300,000 more then they merited, while asymmetrical uggos, such as Neil O’Donnell and Jeff George made $300,000 less than they should have.
Hidden under that scraggily salt and pepper beard, Favre had the most symmetrical face of the quarterbacks examined. Suck on that, Brady!
Expect Jason Whitlock to rebut, with his unique expertise, that Jeff George really is attractive.
Third-string quarterbacks, according to the study, received the largest benefit, suggesting that the old cliche about how good they look holding a clipboard may have some merit.
19 Responses to “Who’s The Prettiest QB in the NFL? Brett Favre!”
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September 19th, 2008 at 6:12 PM
T. Aikman and K. Stewart have their own list of the prettiest QB.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:12 PM
that just saved this post.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:42 PM
This post and that picture almost sent me into an angry drunken tirade before I realized that it’s just not worth it. Nice try though.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:45 PM
I don’t know if you were aware of this, but Brett Favre just loves to play the game. He would play if he were ugly as Neil O’Donnell and making the league minimum. He just loves to play the game…and win…and play the game. He just love it…playing the game, that is…and winning.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:52 PM
And it sure looks like he’s havin’ fun out there.
September 19th, 2008 at 8:16 PM
Yep, he’s playing with youthful exuberance.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:12 PM
Does it start with Jeff Garcia?
September 19th, 2008 at 9:22 PM
He’s such a joy to watch. Good Farve or bad Farve, you gotta love Brett Farve.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:37 PM
Threadjack… Cuban took down the post with the racists’ email addresses.
September 19th, 2008 at 10:50 PM
And when Brett Favre blows ass in the huddle? Hi-LAR-ious!!!!
September 20th, 2008 at 1:27 AM
Brady has to be the prettiest with the cleft chin and hsit rigtht????
I dont know, thats what my gf says
September 20th, 2008 at 3:30 AM
a drunken late night vote for the thigpen kid
September 20th, 2008 at 8:11 AM
Being Caucasian helps with the whole QB look thing as well.
September 20th, 2008 at 9:11 AM
TBL hearts Ty Thigpen?
September 20th, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Favre looks like a nutt sack with a 5 O’clock Shadow.
September 20th, 2008 at 10:23 AM
I think the facial symmetry thing has some validity. Doing some informal market research, a lot of women like Brady, but there are a fair number who don’t. All women think Favre is handsome.
September 20th, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Did Jesse Palmer get paid more than the Mannings?
September 20th, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Does anyone else think that Michael Phelps and Eli look very similar? Just something that’s been bothering me…
September 20th, 2008 at 11:47 AM
No football analyst wears a fauxhawk like Jesse Palmer.