While all of you heartwarming, compassionate readers are feverishly making plans to setup Yankee Stadium candlelight vigils in your neighborhood, I figured you could use some company in the form of unfortunately reformed religious cheerleader, Minka Kelly. One of more her of course, after the jump.

Sexy sponsorships. (Unprofessional Foul)

A Stanley Cup locker room credential? Someone wanted to see hockey that bad? (AP)

This Jose Reyes ‘road beef’ shit is getting pretty ugly, and by ugly I mean funny. (Deadspin)

In three years these idiots will be stars of a hilariously disturbing E! True Hollywood Story. And I don’t think any of us will feel bad. (Yahoo)

MLB’s instant replay provided us with it’s first overturned call. Yay Rays. (MLB)

The battle for crappiness. (The Nationals Enquirer)

This is being linked strictly for it’s headline. Hayabusa? Seriously? Fighter Hayabusa freakin’ ruled. (Edmonton Journal)

I laughed when I saw this. (Joe Sports Fan)

Source: NASCAR to unveil drug policy. Other source: NASCAR to unveil someone who cares. (ESPN)

Joey Harrington: Talented pianist or untalented penis? You decide. (Fox Sports)

I’m pretty sure Lee Westwood needs to feast on it. (Reuters UK)

This roundup is all about bringing you the hard, no nonsense news. (Paste)

For those who barely slept last night because they were so ’stoked out of their skull’ for the big game and likely painted multiple chests. (The Sporting Blog)