Your friend at right this morning is Shauna Sand. Picking her wasn’t based so much on the picture you see but more so by the fact that she was once married to heroic actor Lorenzo Lamas. I know I don’t need to bother asking if any of you own and cherish these DVDs, because I know you do. One more of her after the jump.

So today is a day where the Yankees play their final game at Yankee Stadium in a season where they’ll see no playoffs while the Rays nurse a playoff-clinching celebration hangover. Crazy, more on that later.

The U.S. takes lead into Ryder Cup’s final day for 1st time since 1995 (ESPN)

Romo signs endorsement deal with Starter, pretty sweet raise from his old deal. (Star-Telegram)

As I said, more on this later. But the Rays deserve it. (AP)

How did we miss this on Friday? At the very least you could have worn your puffy shirt. (talklikeapirate.com)

Charlie Weis, a cheater too? If so, not a very good one, they scored 7 points. (NE Patriots Draft, Lansing State Journal)

“It’s like a delicious irony cake wrapped in irony ice cream and topped with chocolate irony sprinkles.” This guy is my hero. (The Consumerist)

K-Rod stretches saves record to 60. In celebration of it, he’s broken out a full blown karate dance routine. (USA Today)

NBA, the Warriors and blogger media credentials. (Examiner)

Cubbies won their second straight division title. (Chicago Tribune)

Really hoping the upper deck at the new Yankee Stadium will continue to be a trainwreck. (YouTube)

The CFL aka the Crazy Football League. (Winnipeg Sun)

Joey Porter continues to hold serve with retardedness. Worth noting, Dolphins are 1-21 in their last 22 while the Patriots are 21-1. Insane. (Fins Nation)

**Also, random note that I needed to fit in somewhere: Hey ESPN, stop fucking automatically loading videos on every fucking page of your fucking site. It used to be just your fucking homepage, but now it’s every fucking link. That is all.**