Surely somebody knows the answer. Somebody had to have seen something. If Lupica showed up wearing a tool belt, we’d like to hear about it. We’re fairly confident in assuming that if Suzyn Waldman flips out over the return of Roger Clemens, or cries after Joe Torre’s final game (35 seconds in), she definitely left the House Ruth built with at least one garbagebag full of artifacts.

[And seriously ... DIRT? Scooping up DIRT from Yankee Stadium? We're embarrassed for the fans. That's weak on an epic scale.]

Media members collect dirt from Stadium mound (Newsday)