Monta Ellis Didn’t Learn From Jay Williams or Big Ben
NBA, Pathetic Injuries September 25th. 2008, 2:30pm
A moped? Sure, it’s no motorcycle, which is what destroyed the career of Duke star Jay Williams, or nearly killed Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger, but how crazy do you have to be if you’re a wealthy professional athlete – or just anyone whose body is their primary source of income – to get on a moped?
Since riding a moped is prohibited under the uniform player contract, the Warriors could move to terminate Ellis’ deal, though such a move seems highly unlikely. A possible punishment for Ellis is a heavy fine or suspension. It’s also possible the Warriors will let Ellis off the hook completely, chalking the incident up to the youngster’s maturation process.
You know we love Ellis, but this was beyond foolish. We wish the kid a speedy recover, and we hope Don Nelson has the strongest headache medicine on the market for dealing without his best player for probably 6-8 weeks.
Warriors’ Ellis was hurt in moped accident (SF Chronicle)
11 Responses to “Monta Ellis Didn’t Learn From Jay Williams or Big Ben”
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September 25th, 2008 at 2:32 PM
Why are mopeds like fat chicks?
They are fun to ride as long as your friends don’t notice…
/had to be done
//Ellis may now be added to the list of really stupid NBA players
///That list is REALLY long
September 25th, 2008 at 2:36 PM
I found this line from ESPN amusing:
Riding a mo-ped is prohibited under the uniform player contract, which means the Warriors could tear up Ellis’ contract.
Really? Tear up? Isn’t “void” a good enough word? That and the funny spelling of moped.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:38 PM
Monta Ellis Didn’t Learn From Jay Williams or Big Ben or Winslow
September 25th, 2008 at 2:40 PM
nice cheap shot mentioning a soldier during a time of war
September 25th, 2008 at 2:41 PM
I can’t wait for this:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080925/ap_en_ot/people_ed_mcmahon
September 25th, 2008 at 2:48 PM
I can’t wait for this:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080925/ap_en_ot/people_ed_mcmahon
ED is broke as shit. Gotta make that money.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:51 PM
The Warriors are cursed, simple as that. The 2006-2007 almost makes it more painful, since you know that isn’t going to happen again soon (especially in the Western Conference).
September 25th, 2008 at 2:51 PM
The 2006-2007 season, I should say
September 25th, 2008 at 2:52 PM
+1 Wally, that joke is great.
And will we get a Whitlock column on this?
September 25th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
“but how crazy do you have to be if you’re a wealthy professional athlete – or just anyone whose body is their primary source of income – ”
So, you are advising that prostitutes and the cast of Gossip Girl to stay off two wheeled vehicles?
September 25th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Hey O!