Because she’s off the market: Scarlett. Also: Yes.

Kevin Johnson’s Mayoral bid in Sacramento keeps hitting snags. (Sac Bee)

“In the 12 events since [Tiger's] last tournament [ratings] have averaged a 1.6 rating/4 share for their weekend coverage, marking a 36 percent drop from 2007.” (Sports Business Journal)

Need4Sheed gets some mainstream media love. (Flint Journal)

Congrats to Keith Law for edging Jon Heyman for 1st in baseball prediction accuracy. We placed 7th. (Where I Stand)

If Aaron Rodgers’ shoulder is busted, Matt Flynn’s going to be the guy. (Journal-Sentinel)

A few days late, but Patriots fans are worse than Yankee fans. (CBS Sports)

Playboy pinup is about to testify in the $800k suitcase trial. (Miami Herald)

Some of these bitter Mets fans are hilarious. (NY Mets Tailgate)

Ben Sheets, done for the season. (Capital Times)

Woody Paige is sucking down the Cutler Kool-aid – he thought Denver would win, 45-0. (Westword)

Looking bad on the Cubs awesome regular season. (Bleed Cubbie Blue)

Shaq and midgets in commercials. (NESW Sports)

If things weren’t already bad for Willingham: QB Jake Locker out six weeks. (Seattle Times)