The internet needs more Kate Mara photos … cuddle parties, anyone? … heaviest man in the world is getting married … we feel bad for this woman’s husband … you don’t want to be in the auto industry right now … man throws lamp, dumps gatorade on wife’s head … if you missed the Anne Hathaway interview with Letterman … please let there be no mention of capitalism … Megan Fox in lingerie … when you hear CNBC servicing Warren Buffet today, just remember, he gave their company $3 billion

To those of you who still doubt Max Hall and BYU. (NY Daily News)

Startling and scary footage of a man punching a 16-year-old girl in the face at McDonald’s. (KNBC)

The Canes and Noles – those guys can rap. (Commission)

“I got that sticky-icky … blue bonic shizzle for yo’ grizzle nizzle.” Come on, you know it’s about Ricky Williams. (CBS Sports)

Pete Carroll admits to being cocky prior to the Oregon State game. (Farther off the wall)

Video women shaking their rear ends; somehow, Usain Bolt is involved. (Sports Culture)

MMA fighter halts robbery. (Fanhouse)

Look at all those foreign college athletes! (USA Today)

Already doubting Zambrano, which is what happens when you’re down 1-0. (Chicago Tribune)

Rejected Gameday sign involves tea-bagging. (College Game Balls)

Fire and Brimstone for Belichick after comparing one of the NFL’s best LBs to a Patriots rookie. (Niners Nation)

Was A-Rod hoping for a rainout on the last weekend of the season because he had a ‘date’ with Tom Brady? (Inside Track)

Doc Rivers does a good deed; Orlando high school basketball coaches angered. (Boston Globe via Smackcaster)