Chris Chelios is Really Old
Hockey, NHL, Rich Old White People October 3rd. 2008, 11:45am
Detroit Red Wings defenseman Chris Chelios fractured his shin-bone, forcing him to miss three to six weeks. Why is this noteworthy? Because it reminds us that Chris Chelios is old, really freaking old. The 46-year-old, old enough to be my father, is still playing in the NHL in what would have been his 26th season if not for the lockout.
How old is Chris Chelios?
On February 9, 1984, a young man was born, who would eventually earn moderate infamy for discussing soccer on an independent sports blog. Chris Chelios was lacing up his skates in the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, to play for the U.S. Olympic team.
In 1991, Hockey is considered so mainstream that Wayne Gretzky fights crime and teaches kids lessons with fellow superstars Bo Jackson and Michael Jordan in the NBC cartoon “ProStars.€Â Chris Chelios, according to Wikipedia, won the “Hit So Hard I am Dumb Award.€
On October 2, 1992, Disney released the classic film “The Mighty Ducks,†which recounts the probable tale of boozy attorney Gordon Bombay, sentenced to spend time with kids. Chris Chelios began his tenth NHL season with the Chicago Blackhawks, a season where he notched a career-high 282 penalty minutes.
In 1998-99 Wayne Gretzky played his final season, the Nashville Predators (who may still exist?) joined the league as an expansion franchise, Chris Chelios, like all aging stars of his era, joined the Detroit Red Wings for a final send-off.
Some time in November 2008, Chris Chelios will skate onto the ice for his tenth season in Detroit.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Seriously, what is Ty Duffy’s obsession with this tag: Rich Old White People
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Maybe he feels this is the only thing that he could beat Gordie Howe at?
/knows next to nothing about hockey
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 AM
tyduffy’s subtle racism > mike NYC’s subtle racism
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Maggs, I thought we were done taking shots at each other? Oh, we’re not? Cool.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:52 AM
he is one of my favorite Red Wings, and I remember despising him when he was with the Hawks.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 AM
@mIke
It was a joke from a jokester to another jokester who jokes jokingly all the time. Quick defense mechanisms for being called racist are a sure fire sign of the person not being racist, clearly.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:55 AM
I just wanted to make sure, after the heart attack you experienced last time you “left” this site for “good.”
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Really sparty? Why do you like him so much? He’s washed up and a liablity on defense. I think the Wings worst move was resigning him. I don’t want him to get hurt, but I’m not upset he’s going to miss some playing time. He’s a crappy player and needs to retire.
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Brahs, Chelios is an absolute maniac in terms of conditioning. I’ve heard his stories about his brutal workouts on the beaches of Malibu. Consisting of working out with a trashbag over him in the middle of summer.
2) He was an absolute badass in NHL 93 on SEGA. What a great game. I was Bruins… Loved Borque
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Chelios is one of my favorite players to watch. I grew up watching him in Chicago. I’m still pissed that we let him get away.
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 PM
chelly’s chilli!
any hawks fan remember that?
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Chelly was a total badass back in the day. If he can still get it done, good for him, but I don’t follow the Red Wings day to day, so I couldn’t say for sure.
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:05 PM
There’s a Cheli’s Chilli in Detroit now, Jimmy!
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Best Chelios Picture ever!
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 PM
tyduffy’s subtle racism > mike NYC’s subtle racism
This is funny.
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Wooo! I’m still certifiably the youngest person on this site!
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Thanks for letting me know at age 45, Im really old, really freakin old.
Now get off my lawn.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 PM
You stay classy there Mike.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:21 PM
It’s just PMS. He has to leave once a month. No biggie.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:23 PM
Bullshit. Chelios is 10 years younger than me. He’s not really freakin’ old; I am, god dammit.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:33 PM
You stay classy Nick P. (no chance)
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:36 PM
Imagine if he played a sport where you flop to the ground at the slightest hint of contact? He could play until he was 70.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:40 PM
Dirty, so could Crosby! He has plenty of practice in flopping!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:41 PM
Maggs, you never were.
/burn
//that has to hurt. wow.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:47 PM
SG – an undercover Flyers fan?
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:49 PM
Nope, just a fan of the team that dominated your team in the finals.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:56 PM
That was the first time I have actually used that category. Normally TBL files my posts.
Though, Chelios is rich, he is old and he is white and lives in Maibu. So what is racist about that?
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:57 PM
I didn’t know you could play until you were 70 in the NBA.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Yeah, I think we all knew that you were a Red Wings fan around Stanley Cup time. But do you really think Crosby is a diver? Or are you one of those “your guys suck” kind of fans?
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:00 PM
Nice to see that ripping on Crosby has started before the first puck has been dropped.
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:04 PM
@Nick P.
It must be awesome to be so clever and original. I gave up the “no you are” game when I was 10, but you are rolling right along with it into your mid-20’s. Congrats.