Ken Shamrock Will Save Your Abducted Child
MMA, WWE October 4th. 2008, 4:59pm
Since Shamrock and Slice wage war tonight on CBS, there’s no better time to pay tribute to Ken’s wrestling career in the WWF. Shamrock entered in early 1997 as the “World’s Most Dangerous Man” and served as guest referee in the WrestleMania 13 Submission Match between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Bret Hart, believed by most fans as the best North American match of the decade.
From there he began actively competing against Vader and the Hart Foundation. His feud peaked at SummerSlam in a “loser must eat dog food” match against the late British Bulldog.
For much of 1998, he feuded with The Rock and eventually captured the “coveted” King of the Ring crown. By the end of the year, he became Intercontiental Champion and joined Vince McMahon’s Corporation. The heel turn was a result of Shamrock having no depth and personality as a character.
A few months into 1999, Shamrock turned face again when he saved Vince’s daughter Stephanie from The Undertaker, who had realligned with Paul Bearer and figured he’d abduct Vince’s baby girl because, you know, that’s what dead people who re-join their long time manager do. Years later, Vince would buy his abducted baby daughter large, vuluptous breasts.
In between that period, Shamrock had an on-camera sister named Ryan. At one point, he was approached behind the scenes by McMahon to start an incest angle with her, to which Shamrock strongly vetoed. Oddly enough, the two briefly dated in 2003. Shamrock finished 1999 with mid-card feuds involving Steve Blackman and Chris Jericho. He left by year’s end. To this day, Vince McMahon still has not bought Shamrock fake breasts of his own.
I’m Jeremy Schaap, ESPYEENN.
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October 4th, 2008 at 5:01 PM
Imig – do you remember when Rick “the Model” Martel spraid Macho Man in the face with his hair spray and wore gauze over his eyes the next two matches? I saw that in Joe Louis Arena. I think it was Macho Man.
October 4th, 2008 at 5:08 PM
man i miss the rock. goat
October 4th, 2008 at 5:11 PM
The late 90’s were the glory days of the WWF. Monday Night Raw was can’t miss because you never knew what crazy shit they were gonna do next
October 4th, 2008 at 5:17 PM
i agree.
October 4th, 2008 at 5:26 PM
tk mode burries it
October 4th, 2008 at 5:57 PM
Hart-Austin match at Wrestlemania 13 was one of my favorite matches of all time.
October 4th, 2008 at 5:58 PM
Rick, I think you mean Jake the Snake. Snake man and Model eventually wrestled in a blindfold match as a follow-up to all of it.
October 4th, 2008 at 6:08 PM
Moleman, how’d that peanut thing workout?
October 4th, 2008 at 6:09 PM
That’s it. I called my dad and he says he has photos of it.
Mole – got the new league up, draft next sat., lots of scoring catergories, only 10 teams needed. Yahoo.
October 4th, 2008 at 6:10 PM
Touchdown Kentuckiana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 4th, 2008 at 6:14 PM
That’s it. I called my dad and he says he has photos of it.
Is your dad Brother Love?
October 4th, 2008 at 6:18 PM
Nope he took me too it for my birthday and said he has photos of every scoreboard.
October 4th, 2008 at 6:21 PM
Wait, so it’s not a Shamrock/Mark Henry match tonight? Fuck.
October 4th, 2008 at 7:20 PM
im two days in actually, going swimmingly
October 4th, 2008 at 7:24 PM
Long live Vince Russo.
October 4th, 2008 at 7:32 PM
I enjoyed the Rock-Mankind I quit and Shawn Michaels-Undertaker hell in the cell match more than the Austin-Hart match. Mostly because I couldn’t stand Bret Hart. Pink-wearing, greasy haired punk.
October 4th, 2008 at 7:36 PM
mole- what peanut thing?
October 4th, 2008 at 7:42 PM
Mole – you seriously did that dumb ass bet?
October 5th, 2008 at 5:59 PM
I still can’t believe The Demon never took off in WCW, that character only arrived about 50 years later than it should have.