The Roundup: Don’t Start Wisconsin Marching Band on your Fantasy Team
Baseball, College Football, NBA, NFL, NHL October 4th. 2008, 2:23pm
Selma Hayek? Why not? She’s still Selma which means she still has a large bosom that you’d like to nuzzle your face, chest, neck and head in. Man, she looks good over there.
By the way, Kansas is losing right now to Iowa State. Penn State is in total control at Purdue and Oklahoma is all over Baylor at the half. Florida is on the way to getting back on track, leading Arkansas with time to spare.
Don’t forget to catch CRM tonight for the Kimbo/Shamrock live blog. The fun begins at 9:00, immediately followed by Frank TV. Very Funny.
CC Sabathia is no John Smoltz, though he is a large man who will eat the dugout if he’s hungry enough. [Josh Q Public]
The inevitable has transpired: a porno based off of ahem, Governor Palin. [What Would Tyler Durden Do?]
Your NHL season preview. Yes, the season starts today in some parts of the world. [Jibblescribbits]
Discuss NBA 2K9 with cover-boy Kevin Garnett. [Fanhouse]
Warren sapp has some unhealthy words for one Al Davis. [ESPN]
Chris Henry is in; Kenny Watson is out — permanently. [Bengals]
In case you missed it yesterday, the Metropolitans have inked Jerry Manuel to a two year extension. [Foxsports]
Fantasy note: the Wisconsin band is suspended for hazing and won’t play against Ohio state. [Yahoo! News]
Jerry Jones guarantees the Cowboys will do everything they can to get the ball more to T.O. Jesus, you Cowboys people suck out loud. [Dallas Morning News]
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October 4th, 2008 at 2:26 PM
It’s Selma Blair and Salma Hayek
October 4th, 2008 at 2:33 PM
I know a lot of people disagree, but I care about NOTHING that Warren Sapp has to say. I don’t find him interesting and colorful. He is a big fat bore, and any time I see him on television I change the channel.
You want to know why I know Al Davis is a pitiful owner? Because he spent a shitload of money to pay for this washed-up, overrated piece of shit who did nothing while he was in Oakland.
I bet that Warren Sapp forgot to mention that in his tirade about Al Davis.
October 4th, 2008 at 2:36 PM
nailin palin is a brilliant title.
October 4th, 2008 at 2:44 PM
I would have prefered Lex the Impaler Present Impaling Palin
October 4th, 2008 at 3:35 PM
I cannot believe that Purdue kicker missed two field goals and a fucking extra point.
October 4th, 2008 at 3:37 PM
ugh the penguins powerplay looks like shit without gonchar and whitney. why play sydor when he gives nothing on the powerplay instead of goligoski who is a puck moving defenseman is fucking beyond me. still dont think therrien should have gotten that extension
October 4th, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Mole – sorry bout that league, we were one guy short so CBS just cancelled it. I had to go to the office until 11:00, so I couldnt get another one. We can try again, as the people involved want to play.
October 4th, 2008 at 3:42 PM
thats cool, just let me know. no real harm in starting a few days late
October 4th, 2008 at 3:44 PM
I think this weeks stats wouldnt have counted anyway. I will get it together for a draft next weekend.
Side note: anyone play NHL 09? Is the NHL 09 and NBA 09 better than the 2K versions?
October 4th, 2008 at 3:49 PM
Sorry guys but I am not buying the whole Frank TV thing. Just a bad show. How many times do I have to see that John Madden impression? Enough is enough.
October 4th, 2008 at 3:50 PM
Oh and who else thinks Shamrock takes a total dive tonight?
October 4th, 2008 at 3:53 PM
NHL 09 is better than the 2K one, cool_rick. No idea about the NBA one though.
October 4th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
what a fucking goal by malkin. thats why you play him on the kill.
October 4th, 2008 at 4:00 PM
My CBC feed is so gay. I am pissed right now.
October 4th, 2008 at 4:05 PM
If Palin had a rack like Lisa Ann’s, then I would have to overlook her social issues and vote for her ticket. Instead, I’ll punch Lisa Ann’s.
October 4th, 2008 at 4:32 PM
penguins look like absolute ass. the power play is just an abortion out there. no way should sydor be playing tomorrow. and if youre going to play three fighters. FUCKING FIGHT SOMEONE.
this ice sucks too, if you cant get the european places to have rinks as big as the nhl requires, dont send the teams over. this trip is such a stupid idea.
October 4th, 2008 at 6:24 PM
so, who’s playing at halftime?
/hoping for punt, pass and kick contest
October 4th, 2008 at 7:42 PM
Wait, are you talking about Randy Moss? Didn’t Sapp have a 10 sack season with Oakland?