PM Roundup: You’re Going To Go Far, Kid
Baseball, Bill Simmons, College Football, MMA, NBA, NFL, Television October 8th. 2008, 3:15pm
Mariah Carey is 39 years old. That ain’t right. I’d say Nick Cannon had out kicked the coverage, but the guy did make Drumline. (Can you spell Ghetto Pass?)
OK EliteXC people – It’s time to sell! Sell! SELL! Seth Petruzelli. Let’s try and make him look like he’s not a below average part timer. That kid in drag with the pink highlights is going to sell t-shirts! They might be fishnet, but he’ll sell’um. (FanHouse)
In case you missed the sexy peculiar pictures of Seth Petruzelli from this weekend. (Deadspin)
Kid gets stupid haircut to support the Rays and then gets suspended. (Bradenton Herald)
Jewish athletes atone. (Sports Crackle Pop)
The Sports Guy says some nice things about his favorite GM, Elgin Baylor. (Page 2)
The Browns are like Sarah Palin. (Waiting For Next Year)
Jamie Lynn Spears is in no rush to get married. Of course, she’s 17… (Daily News)
Texas football team has adopted a new pregame ritual. (...My heart’s in Accra)
Reilly thinks the Rays are bad for baseball. (Signal To Noise)
Extend the wild card round to 7 games! (Kallas Remarks)
How often can different sites redo the old “Shows that were canceled too soon” feature? (AV Club)
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October 8th, 2008 at 3:18 PM
i saw somewhere today that it was reported Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again. Hilarious.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:19 PM
Why’s everybody looking at me?
/Fetch
October 8th, 2008 at 3:19 PM
Kid gets stupid haircut to support the Rays and then gets suspended
stupid haircut? The kid is supporting his favorite baseball team
October 8th, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Mariah’s getting all pixelated in her old age.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:21 PM
you’re worse than the Principal CRM. he’s a good kid. leave Zachary ALONE!!
October 8th, 2008 at 3:22 PM
What kind of ghey school would do that? My God. Hey parents, send him elsewhere. You’re school blows more cock than Brady Quinn.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:23 PM
How that list of prematurely canceled shows doesn’t include “Carter Country” or “She’s the Sheriff” is beyond me.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:24 PM
TBL agrees with this. Both know jack shit though.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:25 PM
don’t know why it got pixelated – anybody want to help a brother out?
October 8th, 2008 at 3:26 PM
Not part of the roundup but I just read it and it made me ill. Opening in the fall here in Hillsborough county(Tampa) is Steinbrenner High School.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:27 PM
I’m still fucking furious Freaks & Geeks is off the air. Granted, I was like 13 at the time, but I watched all the episodes recently, great show. This has bugged me for nearly a year now.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:27 PM
Jamie Lynn Spears is in no rush to get married. Of she’s 17.
This link is gold.
I hate Jordan Farmar
/NickP’d
October 8th, 2008 at 3:28 PM
CRM, wordpress pixelates images when you use it to force an image down to fit, using the drag feature.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:29 PM
Well I just threw up my breakfast…I didn’t wake up until 2pm. I love days off.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:32 PM
2 A Day time
October 8th, 2008 at 3:32 PM
big step back on the pic from yesterday
October 8th, 2008 at 3:33 PM
Rex, I didn’t use that feature. I re-sized it on my work PC’s copy of Microsoft Photo Editor. So, there.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:35 PM
I’m not sure why I know this news, but I feel the need to say that the Spears gal (Cum Receptacle #2) is not pregnant.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:35 PM
I believe it is god telling you we don’t want to see a 37 year old transvestite in that spot.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:37 PM
Nick Cannon is hilarious.
/Chappelle’s son’d
October 8th, 2008 at 3:37 PM
the Spears gal (Cum Receptacle #2)
Ha!
Casey Aldridge is the new K-Fed
October 8th, 2008 at 3:43 PM
CRM, you don’t have to lie to try and prove me wrong. Just man-up and admit you used the drag feature. No biggie.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:47 PM
mariah carey is an enigma wrapped in a mystery.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Reilly’s new article on Jon Lynch was interesting. Especially the paragraph where he talks about all the free shit he would get.
This made me laugh too.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:47 PM
/threadjack
I’m addicted to Centrum chewable multivitamins. I’ve been pissing glow sticks.
/end threadjack
October 8th, 2008 at 3:48 PM
Drag feature rules
October 8th, 2008 at 3:48 PM
if Nick Cannon is a mystery and the urban dictionary definition for an enigma is “a walking std,” then I agree with you, spence.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:49 PM
Fantastic Simmons article on Elgin Baylor is up on the WWL
October 8th, 2008 at 3:49 PM
how’s this for some revenge?
October 8th, 2008 at 3:51 PM
seems like the sabbatical has done Simmons well.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
/Fetch’d
October 8th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
simmons column was good…seems to be getting out of his slump
October 8th, 2008 at 3:54 PM
What’s the consensus on Ms. Carey: Real or Fake?
October 8th, 2008 at 3:55 PM
fake for sure.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
Benji-That guy was stupid
October 8th, 2008 at 3:58 PM
If CRM was not cool with the MLJ crowd, he would get torn up on this site worse than Intern Bill
/#1 fan
October 8th, 2008 at 3:59 PM
I am going to have to say fake.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Whats with all the Mulatto action lately this is 2 days in a row, and Im not complaining. Cant wait until tomorrow.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:01 PM
Can you say slump buster?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:02 PM
irish, was it your kid with the dumb haircut?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Hakeem, do you have a link?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:03 PM
funny
October 8th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
I’m pretty sure the Broncos should bring Lynch back and petition the NFL to be allowed to use a 12th person on defense.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
The Sports Guy says some nice things about his favorite GM, Elgin Baylor. (Page 2)
From the round up.
Fake.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:05 PM
I’ll take that as a +1.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
go kiss some more ass
October 8th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
Whose ass am I kissing exactly?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
Im going to say real.
/Believes in the goodness of boobs
October 8th, 2008 at 4:07 PM
Jason’s?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:07 PM
CRM is a lowly intern at MLJ. he gets shit on.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:08 PM
Simmons fantástico artÃculo sobre Elgin Baylor es en la WWL.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:12 PM
Anyone is more than welcome to tell me reasons I suck. You’ll just have to think of something more clever than “steals from Deadspin.”
October 8th, 2008 at 4:14 PM
hmmmm….Mariah is suddenly not pixelated.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:15 PM
CRM: Kissing MLJ ass since mid 2008.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:16 PM
Fat AND bearded?
/Women everywhere
October 8th, 2008 at 4:17 PM
TSH: It would be “el articulo de Simmons…” good effort though, +1
October 8th, 2008 at 4:20 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/Magglio Merkin
October 8th, 2008 at 4:21 PM
Terrible writing. Terrible writing. Terrible writing. Terrible writing.
/RWH
October 8th, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Ringer > Wells
/Spencer
October 8th, 2008 at 4:23 PM
Your not right! I Over react! No one likes me! I can’t take a joke!
/Maggs
October 8th, 2008 at 4:23 PM
CRM- i dont insult peoples kids/wives on here. I insult your favorite team and players. You can apologize for saying something about my kids
October 8th, 2008 at 4:24 PM
SPARTY…GO FUCK YOURSELF.
wells > ringer
on a serious note…that simmons article was pretty fantastic. i hope he can keep it up with this kind of quality.
why’s everyone gotta hate on MLJ? what’d we do to you?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:25 PM
get it right, Maggs.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:25 PM
Sportsgal’d
October 8th, 2008 at 4:25 PM
i love ya Spencer. Until NBA starts.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:27 PM
+500 JS, Miz. and just before Yom Kippur!
October 8th, 2008 at 4:28 PM
you suck because you set the ground rules for telling you why you suck.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:28 PM
sparty…i believe there will be a game in the intermediary where we will be butting heads. unless you’ve given up already like MSU always does.
/desperately trying to ignore MSU derailing one of the all-time great buckeye teams with some serious bullshit
October 8th, 2008 at 4:28 PM
/accurated
October 8th, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Royster > Wells > Ringer
He just doesn’t get all the pub of those chumps.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
@spencer – you really believe this year’s buckstaches are one of their best ever?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
according to Maggs, you all write like shit. Sparty & Friends too.
we are the underdogs at this point. i can’t talk shit. but..Pistons > Cavs
October 8th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
coop…royster is good, but there’s nobody on beanie’s level. except for pryor of course, but that’s a different story.
/scarlet colored contacts
October 8th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
/sportsgal’d
Maggs sucks.
/the world
October 8th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
I’m not trying to start any shit or pick sides but when was the last time MSU beat OSU in football.
Go Tigers! (LSU)
October 8th, 2008 at 4:31 PM
I agree that everyone at MLJ writes like shit. Especially CRM. He’s just plain, old, awful, garbage. Plus, I hear he punches babies.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:31 PM
1998…not this year.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:31 PM
mariah’s cans look so much better in their new and improved unpixelated form.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:32 PM
Hef..hurry the sun is going down…HEF!!!!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 4:32 PM
oh. color me a moron.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:32 PM
spence, Beanie is damn good, but he can’t stay healthy. And he looks like a real dick. Royster is silky smooth and has better feet.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:33 PM
so do her thunderthighs.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:33 PM
What the shit happened here?
Magglio, If I was going to kiss someone’s ass in the blogosphere, it would probably be someone of influence or importance.
irish, I didn’t insult your children and you know it. If you somehow seriously have twisted that in your mind to believe it was a personal attack, feel free to e-mail Jason and ask him to delete it.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:34 PM
Miz..I love those think thighs…don’t you dare knock them
October 8th, 2008 at 4:34 PM
Dude, I’m not a vampire. And it’s only 1:30. You’re being very un-dude.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:34 PM
he looks like a real dick? maybe because im a total buckstache but ive only heard good things about him.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:35 PM
damn left coasters ruining a funny joke.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:35 PM
That’s why you kiss my ass right, CRM? Right buddy? Buddy?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:35 PM
think thighs? that’s a new term to me.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:36 PM
Dear Jason,
Please redact comments 63, 64, 69, 74 and 76 plus anyhting clown writes. It insults me.
Yours truly,
R. WarHelmet
October 8th, 2008 at 4:36 PM
spence, meaning like an actual dick. A penis, if you will.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:36 PM
oh, and i agree he’s silky smooth. his feet are better too because they’re not hurt.
but name another 240 lb back who can hurdle people and has a trademark on the Stiff Arm of Tackling Fail?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:37 PM
Royster will be an absolute stud next year. Penn State will be downright scary. If they had Sean Lee at LB, they’d be unstoppable.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:37 PM
dicks are the only ones who can fuck pussies and assholes
October 8th, 2008 at 4:39 PM
who wants to bet PSU loses to Michigan?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:39 PM
muck feeechigan.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:39 PM
I think you all suck, can’t write, kiss ass, and insult children. However my standards are quite low.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:39 PM
I’ll be hosting an MLJ/TBL cocktail hour in the red lot at PSU/Michigan. Jager Bombs and Apple Cider Moonshine for all.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Dont make me hunt you down…
October 8th, 2008 at 4:40 PM
not a fucking chance. Michigan really does suck this year.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:41 PM
That is exactly what Hef said to us when he asked us to join his blog.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:44 PM
i just wish someone (ahem, Maggs) can point out a specific when they say that.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:44 PM
hey, im just sayin…the same shitty michigan team DID beat Wisky.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:48 PM
For anybody interested, Auburn just fired their offensive coordinator 5 games into his first, and only, season. What that means is that they will have a competent offense by the time Georgia comes to town. FUCK!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 4:48 PM
dwalthi…they fired Franklin!?!??!?!?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:51 PM
spencer- yep, as of this afternoon. Lunatic AU coaches. What the hell were they expecting to happen in the first year of trying to implement the spread?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:53 PM
So you’re saying Arkansas has a chance this weekend?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:54 PM
This should make this weekend interesting, although, in all honesty, Ark isn’t very good.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:58 PM
walt…i have no idea. i thought franklin was a good hire, they just needed some time.
and im sorry, no offense would be good with Todd at QB…let alone an offense going agianst a bunch of SEC D’s.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:58 PM
a.) i never bet on teams i root for
b.) never in a million years would i touch the psu/uofm game. fucking jinxed series.
October 8th, 2008 at 5:02 PM
dwalthi, yeah, I know. I’m going to the game so I am trying to stay optimistic. Although the line on the game is Aubrun -19, yet they only average 18 a game.
October 8th, 2008 at 5:04 PM
Spencer- I thought Franklin was a good hire as well. When you are making a complete scheme change, one can’t expect for it to be running like Missouri or West Virginia (with Rodriguez) in 5 games. The sad thing is that this kind of move does not shock me.
October 8th, 2008 at 5:06 PM
no shit.
eh…whatever. im fine with auburn continuing to be Wisconsin South.
October 8th, 2008 at 5:10 PM
True. With Satan staking claim to the state of Alabama, the future doesn’t look at shiny as it did a few years ago for the Auburnites.
October 8th, 2008 at 5:13 PM
ark- interesting line. How can one put set a line for the game that is higher than the average points scored by that team? Random…
October 8th, 2008 at 5:49 PM
irish, I didn’t insult your children and you know it
thank you for clearing that up
October 8th, 2008 at 6:09 PM
I don’t Tuberville was ever comfortable with the spread. Even when Auburn had a decent first half on offense, after half time it would go to hell for them.
There biggest problem is they don’t have the horses for the spread. They have always been a power running team and trying to change that over night just ain’t easy. They brought in Franklin, but kept all of the old position coaches. So he was forced not only to teach the offense to the players, but also the coaching staff.
Another point, that might not be PC to bring up, but if you recruit a top notch black QB and then start the slow white QB, the majority of your team is not going to play their best football.
October 8th, 2008 at 6:42 PM
I hate being blocked at work and not participating.
So I only have one thing to say today. I am so goddammed sick and tired of people confusing what doesn’t make the most money humanly possible in a sport with “what’s bad for” the sport.
If the sports journalists, television executives, and sports execs had their way, the Yankees, Cowboys, Lakers, Notre Dame and every other team in New York City would win the championships every year. If that’s “what’s good for” sports instead of a level playing field and allowing smaller market teams and teams with lower Q ratings to get in the conversation, then it’s time for me to give up on sports. Period.
I’m tired of television and economic thugs bullying people into believing bullshit like this.