Take it away, Intern Bill!

NL MVP: Albert Pujols, 1B St. Louis. He wins this one in a walk, and it’s not even close. The finest season of an already outstanding career, Pujols got on base a startling 46% of the time, second only to fellow MVP candidate Chipper Jones. Two neat facts to consider:

* Assuming Barry Bonds never made his chemically-aided assault on the record books, and the voters picked the right guy in 2006, Pujols would have four MVP awards right now. Four! Only Bonds ever had more than three. We might be seeing the greatest clean player of all time.

* Most similar batters through age 27 according to the invaluable baseball-reference.com: Joe DiMaggio, Jimmie Foxx, Frank Robinson, Ken Griffey Jr., Hank Aaron, and Mickey Mantle. Pretty nice company.

Better luck next year: Hanley Ramirez, Chipper Jones, Lance Berkman, Manny Ramirez.

AL MVP: Dustin Pedroia, 2B, Boston Red Sox. Statistically speaking, Alex Rodriguez and Grady Sizemore have both been more valuable players. But you can’t give a player whose team was out of it practically two months into the season capture an MVP award. As for A-Rod, he played terrific baseball on a very good team, and it’s not his fault his team was out of it at the end. If Rodriguez wasn’t injured at the beginning of the season, his numbers might have been even better. It would be in very poor taste to give the MVP award to a guy whose team missed the playoffs since the last labor strike.

Pedroia is the best player on one of baseball’s best teams. He’s short enough to be considered scrappy and rowdy enough to be considered a leader. Expect him to win the MVP.

Maybe next year: Josh Hamilton, Carlos Quentin, Joe Mauer.