It’s the Economy, Stupid: Think the credit crunch is clobbering your investments? Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley saw his share of online retailer Sports Direct, worth approximately $2 billion in February, drop to about $289 million as of today. Bobby Hill’s doppelganger won’t be hitting the discount stores just yet, but the $1.7 billion loss provides some perspective for his offensive bender in Dubai. (The Spoiler)