Holly Mad… er… “Hank Baskett’s girl’s former co-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner,” is now single fellas. Now’s your chance! Sorry if the Roundup is getting a bit skinny… some of the links are escaping. You know how kids are. They just want to be independent. Bunch of rebellious links we’ve got here.

Larry Johnson is despicable. (Tony’s Kansas City)

Buy Purple Jesus cheap. (The Hazean)

The kebabs wait for no man – dead or alive. (BBC)

Michael Strahan was on Chuck. (NBC)

Eric Gagne = Jim Carrey. (Sports Crackle Pop)

Holy Cross player stabs teammate. (Boston Herald)

How new-look will the Suns be? (ESPN)

NFL dress shirts. (Deuce of Davenport)

NHL.com loves punny guys. No wonder Lozo works there. (Melt Your Face Off)

Clemson fan cries over Bowden. (The Sports Point)

Chilling amateur video of Alexi Cherepanov’s death. (Deadspin)

A 91-0 blowout in high school football. And some starters were held out the entire game. (Rivals)

Rolling Stone is changing to a smaller format. Weird. (FOX News)