Huh? Tony Romo’s Gonna Start?
NFL October 16th. 2008, 12:15pm
That was our first reaction. (Picture the incredulity on the face of the announcer in the Karate Kid when he’s about to hand the trophy to Johnny, but instead says, “Daniel LaRusso’s gonna fight?”) After getting some sage advice from Brett Favre, Romo told ESPN’s Matt Mosley that he threw well at session Wednesday and thinks he can start Sunday against the Rams. Cowboys’ coach Wade Phillips seemed blindsided by questions about this throwing session, which says enough on its own that we don’t have to make a snide remark.
Rough week for QBs – Carson Palmer’s out a few more weeks (though Chad Johnson thinks he should just bag the season) and Eli Manning’s chest got bruised by the Browns defense.
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October 16th, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Jessica Simpson’s chest got bruised by Tony Romo.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Bill Simmons demands a royalty for the Karate Kid reference.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:17 PM
That picture pisses the shit out of me
October 16th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Bill Simmons?
October 16th, 2008 at 12:19 PM
damn you Hef!
this is what happens when Favre picks up the phone. Dallas people owe Brett Favre praise for this shit.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Bill Simmons demands a royalty for the Karate Kid reference.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Hef demands a royalty for that reference to his comment about Bill Simmons and the Karate Kid.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Bill Simmons demands a royalty for the Karate Kid reference.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Bill Simmons demands a royalty for the Karate Kid reference.
/because everybody’s doing it
October 16th, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Brett Favre demands royalty (paid in consecutive starts) for Tony Romo’s start.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
so that politics post is going up at 945 Pacific time?
October 16th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
This was shorter than the one-liner.
/not a line from Karate Kid
October 16th, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Sponge -
You missed it. First one hitter of the day.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Actual phone conversation:
Brett Favre: Hello, is this Tony Romo?
Tony Romo: Yes.
BF: Tony, this is Brett Favre. I am calling to provide you encouragement in relation to your pinkie injury.
TR: Hey Brett! Thanks for calling.
BF: Take it from me, you can play with this injury. Just tape your pinkie and ring finger together.
TR: Wow, great idea. But it really hurts.
BF: Pop some narcotic pain medication, you pussy. I know a great doc in Mississippi who can Fedex some over to Dallas ASAP. No worries.
TR: Ok, sounds good.
BF: Holla!
October 16th, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Eli’s fine…worked out today…you can check Newsday, the Daily News, the Post, The Star Ledger, Giantsfootballblog.com and oprah.com for the link…Romo is crazy to try this…if he gets a full displaced fracture..say goodbye to your A) season B) Pinky…take a few weeks and get healthy
October 16th, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Sponge – you didn’t miss anything. They’re still bitching and moaning like this whole thing wasn’t decided when McCain picked Sarah freaking Palin as his running mate.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Pretty sure I read about this here
October 16th, 2008 at 12:32 PM
CRM, when did you start a blog?
October 16th, 2008 at 12:34 PM
If he was a real man, he would just cut that pinky off.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:41 PM
Gentlemen just came back from Walgreens. This is how I can tell teh economy is fucked up a 12 pack of condoms is $13.50.
Good lord thats alot of money. How about I give you 50 cent and you give a a sheet of cellophane and a Rubber band.
/Im gonna get you sucka’d
October 16th, 2008 at 12:41 PM
the economy is bad enough that CRM is pulling double duty again?
October 16th, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Looking at that picture. Either Romo is the Devil or he has eye cancer…in both eyes.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:45 PM
needs more chimps.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Tampa, did you stop by the rib shack for one rib and a sip of coke out of your hand?
October 16th, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Romo is a vampire and the picture was taken right before the fangs descend.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:53 PM
No but while I was at Walgreens I got some Dr. Scholes for my Bunyan.
October 16th, 2008 at 1:12 PM
So wait, I picked up Jeff Garcia for nothing!