Elizabeth Hurley is currently 43-years-old. She has quite the body of work. I can’t believe she hasn’t acted since 2004. I guess it’s difficult to find roles as promising as Vanessa Kensington.

As usual, if you need anything or want to help spread some breaking news to the masses, e-mail me at alumnigonzo @ gmail.com.

The Edmonton Oilers shut down a blogger in the press box. (Covered in Oil)

Andie MacDowell is going to be filming a movie about the 2006 Wake Forrest Football team. (Reuters)

Wahlberg on Kimmel, talking about smacking Samberg. (Dlisted)

UNC Ashville’s 7-foot-7 Kenny George had part of his right foot amputated. (ESPN)

“Footballs don’t magically fly through the air. They don’t. It’s science.” (PassOrCatch2008)

Where will Jake Peavy be traded? (The Redbird Blog)

The Cowboys can’t find Pacman. Have you seen him? (Deuce of Davenport)

If you have, then let me give you the number of a good lawyer that specializes in Pacman-related “incidents.” (Food Court Lunch)

I don’t think Imig’s coworker follows poker very closely. (Joe Sports Fan)

Tina Fey breaks down her Sarah Palin impression. (Defamer)

New Kaiser Chiefs’ single. New album in stores at the end of the month. (Never Miss a Beat)

Finally, a cow in a giant sidecar. This picture was part of a list of animals riding other animals. For some reason this wasn’t called “Cow on hog.” (Best Week Ever)