Buffy! … the cop car video at the bottom is stunning, funny … a new round of stimulus checks may be on the way – what do you know, just in time for elections! Dirty politicians … grandma and football and kids and petty theft and it took place in Ohio, of course! … Jim Cramer blows, but you already knew that … never, ever check anything valuable in your bag at the airline (especially at Newark Airport!) … if you don’t want to read this doom and gloom, at least humor us and check the credit market debt as percentage of GDP chart

Still no good photos of Colt McCoy’s girlfriend (*there’s one after the jump!), but she’s in this video hosting a football show. Tebow wins. (Coed Magazine)

Ralph Vacchiano talks Giants: “Shockey was a pain in the rump to the entire organization on many, many levels.” (Sparty and Friends)

One-time TBL interview weighs in on the testy Oilers vs. a blogger situation. (Puck Daddy)

A-Rod is apparently buying a place near Madonna. (Daily Mail)

Woman claims Larry Johnson said he wanted to kill her boyfriend, and then when she turned the Chiefs RB down, he allegedly spat a drink in her face. (KC Star)

Pats RB Laurence Maroney is done for the season. (Boston Globe)

Curt Schilling calls Ron Darling a doofus during a liveblog. (Red Sox Monster)

Does Iowa’s Shonn Greene deserve to be in the Heisman mix? (Des Moines Register)

Nice to see Boston fans are taking the Red Sox loss gracefully. (Surviving Grady)

This is why cross-decade comparisons never work. (1 Happy Street)

The mysterious attack on a food critic. (Table Hopping)

How the Phillies and Rays played a part in the All-Star game, impacting home field advantage in the World Series. (Sports Point)