College Football Top 10
College Football October 24th. 2008, 5:45pm
Scheduling note: Sports Hernia will be your weekend guide. Whisper sweet nothings into his inbox. He’s going to have his fingers full, what with the World Series, a significant Saturday in college football, the Isiah Thomas madness, and of course, the NFL. Who knows, maybe detente will be reached between the Patriots and ESPN. How rad is it that Sports Hernia has the weekend on lock … and Kevin Curtis, who has been sidelined with a sports hernia for two months, returns? Awesome indeed. We may see Max Payne this weekend. Anyone seen it?
1. Texas 7-0. Below is yet another photo of Colt McCoy’s girlfriend. Just remember where you saw them all first.
2. Alabama 7-0. We’re going to be on Tennessee. Probably big.
3. Penn State 8-0. Please beat OSU. Please beat OSU. Please beat OSU.
4. Oklahoma 6-1. One loss and absolutely nobody’s talking about these guys.
5. Florida 5-1. Colt McCoy’s girlfriend emerges and everyone’s forgotten Tebow?
6. USC 5-1. Cause in the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear. Don’t listen to this guy.
7. Georgia 5-1. Season officially over if it doesn’t beat LSU.
8. Oklahoma State 7-0. Do you watch the Cowboys vs. Texas, or the Georgia/LSU game?
9. Texas Tech 7-0. Think Kansas beats ‘em.
10. Utah 8-0. Debut for the unbeaten Utes. Too bad LSU and OSU are frauds. (Now, watch both of them win!)
Clemson cheerleaders via The Wiz of Odds.
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October 24th, 2008 at 5:48 PM
I watched Max Payne online this week. It’s terrible. Absolutely abominable. Paying to see it would be a horrible mistake. Go see Pride and Glory instead.
October 24th, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Fucking shit, I’m getting the Michigans instead of the OSU-Texas game. Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat. God, I hate living in Big Ten country.
October 24th, 2008 at 5:54 PM
The Only Loser in an SEC game is the Big Ten.
October 24th, 2008 at 5:57 PM
online? Where? do i need to download something? hell, i’ll watch it online tonight!
October 24th, 2008 at 5:57 PM
actually, if you’d rather email me that movie info, that’s fine
October 24th, 2008 at 5:59 PM
Listening to the national pundits today after last night’s embarrassing Auburn effort, the shine is starting to come off the SEC. They looked awfully slow last night chasing around after the Mountaineers. Afterwards TT said that WVU was the fastest team he had seen.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:10 PM
auburn seems like a train wreck. firing the oc this early. ou scares me. the world series should have started tues so they could play tonight. i would rather go against hs football than college this time of year.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:14 PM
for the record, i never drank the auburn kool-aid. not in the preseason. offense is just awful. i wouldn’t say that loss last night makes the SEC weaker … but the pundits are always looking for something to rile the masses
October 24th, 2008 at 6:15 PM
Why is LSU a fraud? If they are so is Georgia.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:28 PM
TBL – What happened to the sugarcans from OU pic? I thought that was standard for the rankings post.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:32 PM
TBL, go to Surf the Channel and scroll down on the movies tab. It wasn’t great quality, and action movies generally aren’t the best to watch online, but the dialogue in this thing was unbelievable. Mila Kunis, though. Would love to see her get some better roles.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:39 PM
LSU has beaten nobody. feel free to talk about the Auburn victory … if so, then you gotta count GA winning at ASU as nearly as impressive.
Georgia has 3 wins that are equal or better than that – bowl-bound teams South Carolina and Vandy, and a Tenn team that im sure you’ll rip me for.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:44 PM
If Auburn beat Tennessee, how can you say a win over Tennessee is equal to a win over Auburn?
All I know is that Ohio State is going to cause some great interweb anger this Saturday. Should be fun to read.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:47 PM
if tx tech beats tx and ou beats tech and all 3 win the rest of their games, does anyone know what the tie breaker would be? hoping tx wins out and it doesn’t matter.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:48 PM
if you are an ok st fan, you can substitute them for tech and ask the same question.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:56 PM
I think it would be record against other Big 12 South teams.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:58 PM
auburn beat Tenn by 2 at home with a fourth-quarter TD. what happens on a neutral field?
if LSU beats Georgia, i’ll take it all back.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:58 PM
waitwaitwait. this is the college football top 10… now where is the picture of the oklahoma girl? huh?
October 24th, 2008 at 6:59 PM
And I guess since they’d all be tied in that scenario (right?) it’s records against common opponents, and then I think it’s whatever team is ranked highest in the BCS standings.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:07 PM
I am not sure on a 3 way tie, but I think they actually goto the BCS rankings. Good question. I shall investigate.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:09 PM
That was easy.
http://blogs.chron.com/longhorns/2007/11/updated_big_12_tiebreaker_info.html
October 24th, 2008 at 7:18 PM
well done kc.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:25 PM
Um LSU beat South Carolina too..on the road.
But hey whatever makes your point better, right?
October 24th, 2008 at 7:25 PM
and the OSU hate from TBL starts again…
October 24th, 2008 at 7:41 PM
i have a bad, bad feeling that OSU beats Penn State. gosh that’s going to be painful
RS – Didn’t even look at LSU’s wins until now. in the two games i’ve seen them this year, they didn’t pass my eye test.
October 24th, 2008 at 8:16 PM
The Big 12 are OSU’s biggest fans right now. Well, besides OSU’s own fans.
Good line-up of football tomorrow. KU/Tech, UT/OSU, PSU/OSU, Geo/LSU. Things will really start to shake out after tomorrow. I’d like to get on the Tenn/Ala game, but this game has 16 – 10 written all over it. Jeez, I used to love real football, but watching the Big 12 score like Kennedy’s every week has warped my football mind.
October 24th, 2008 at 9:13 PM
2. Alabama 7-0. We’re going to be on Tennessee. Probably big.
And you will lose big. Can TENN even move the ball?
October 24th, 2008 at 9:33 PM
monday will be fun around here…osu loses then its “they are terrible they choke in big games tress sucks FRAUDS!!!” they win “means nothing b10 sucks, so what they beat the 3rd ranked team…still lose to a sec team oh no they are gonna be in the chamo game cry cry cry”
fun times
October 24th, 2008 at 9:34 PM
ah, nothing quite like watching the Departed for about the 16th time. while reading on the internet and researching books to purchase, of course.
just saw these two on jeopardy, seems like a couple i need to read
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winesburg,_Ohio_(novel)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_According_to_Garp
October 24th, 2008 at 9:35 PM
ill – tenn is at home. it has a good defense that bottled up UGA at UGA. you don’t think it can handle the mighty Alabama offense?
i can imagine a 13-10 game.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Fuck, my fantasy basketball league draft starts 5 minutes before kickoff of Colts-Titans. Shit, looks like my team won’t be worth a damn this year.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Re: The World According to Garp. Probably Irving’s best novel. One of my creative writing professors in college wanted to sire his children. I, on the other hand, just wanted to watch Charlize Theron in The Cider House Rules.
October 24th, 2008 at 11:07 PM
Hey TBL, check out this documentary:
http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/internet/movies/(2008)_bigger_stronger_faster.html
October 24th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
Be ready to do so TBL…UGA is down to their 4th left tackle and LSU has a nasty front 4. If they can get pressure on Stafford without blitzing it could be a long day. Sadly, I like LSU 24-20.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:04 AM
It will be interesting to see how the Alabama defense does this weekend, without Cody plugging up the middle. Last week they shifted from a 3-4 to a 4-3 as soon as he went out. One less LB could make a huge difference. Fortunately the Tenn offense isn’t much. Bama has still yet to play a complete game.
Everyone in Alabama would have accepted a 7 win season from this team before the season started. This is a young team, that was supposed to be a year or two away from this kind of success.
$4 mil/year for Saban doesn’t sound like too bad a deal now. The Bama AD, Mal Moore was on the radio today talking about offering Saban to be the highest paid coach in the SEC and when that didn’t work, then he upped it to the highest paid coach in the country. Said he felt he was the best man available and paid him what it took to get the deal done. He also said that while Saban made it clear he prefered coaching college kids over pros, he still felt a strong commitment to Hizenga.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:39 AM
I’ve been at the computer all night trying to figure if my cousin’s team made the Ohio high school playoffs. Am I a nerd?
Answer is yes, BTW.
October 25th, 2008 at 1:08 AM
What high school? I’ll tell you which one it wasn’t.. West Geauga. Damn Wolverines.
October 25th, 2008 at 6:07 AM
How in the HELL are Oklahoma and Florida ahead of USC? Florida lost to the joke that is Ole Miss at home and Oklahoma zero significant victories. Meanwhile, USC dominated Ohio State and their only loss was to a decent Oregon State team on the road. The same Oregon State team that should have won at your #10 Utah. I realize they didn’t but they were the better team if you had actually watched the game.
east coast bias east coast bias east coast bias east coast bias east coast bias east coast bias
October 25th, 2008 at 8:58 AM
haven’t you been on the internet in the last 18 months? beating Ohio State is like beating a d-1aa school.
October 25th, 2008 at 10:03 AM
Kettering Fairmont, cursed. They’re in region 4 and are going to get hammered. But at least they made it.
October 25th, 2008 at 10:25 AM
spencer-
you’re wrong, when you beat OSU, it counts as a quality win for you, but OSU sucks and nothing they do means anything. Its confusing, I know.
October 25th, 2008 at 10:35 AM
I just saw a sign that says “Helen Keller is Lou Holtz’s Translator”
October 25th, 2008 at 10:43 AM
The only time the LSU defense has played to its reputation this season was the 2nd half against South Carolina. Their defense has been very overrated this year. If Stafford figures out where Danny McCray (#44) is on the field, and Jarrett Lee gives up his weekly INT for a touchdown, LSU will lose. Big.
October 25th, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Oh yeah. And from last week. I still can’t figure out how you can give an objective argument that USC should get into the BCSNCG ahead of an undefeated Utah team (if they go undefeated) that beat Oregon State.
Oh wait. “We all know” USC’s better. Then why the fuck do we play the regular season? I thought that was the justification for the BCS.