Jeff Demps: Fastest College Football Player, Ever
1-liner, College Football October 24th. 2008, 9:30amThe Need for Speed: Jere Longman is a master wordsmith. “Now a freshman tailback at fifth-ranked Florida, [Jeff Demps] appears to be the swiftest running back ever to play college or professional football, according to track historians and an examination of performance lists compiled by USA Track and Field.” Enjoyed this one: “Meyer craves speed the way sumo wrestlers crave calories.” (NY Times)
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October 24th, 2008 at 9:32 AM
sidney crosby is rumored to run a 4.1 forty
October 24th, 2008 at 9:33 AM
“Meyer craves speed the way sumo wrestlers crave calories.€
Methhead.
October 24th, 2008 at 9:44 AM
Longman – hehe I get it, or should I say my girlfriends do. HHIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 24th, 2008 at 10:21 AM
the only thing meyer craves is human souls…fuckin’ asshole.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:32 AM
I was on the sidelines last night in Morgantown, and Auburn looked SLOWWWW.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:33 AM
@cursed- did you see Erin Andrews?
October 24th, 2008 at 10:34 AM
@cursed: Get digits?
October 24th, 2008 at 10:35 AM
cmon cursed. details
October 24th, 2008 at 10:38 AM
I absolutely saw her..the shitty thing is, that if I would have had a camera, she would have taken a picture (she did with a few other losers).
October 24th, 2008 at 10:45 AM
how do you not be ready for that and carry a camera? you could’ve posted the pic at “Lima Spills The Beans”!
October 24th, 2008 at 10:45 AM
that sucks cursed
October 24th, 2008 at 10:49 AM
We can beat him…
October 24th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
@cursed… Where is that vaunted ESSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEE CEEEEEEEEEE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED. They looked VERY slow last night.
It isn’t the speed of the players, it’s how fast the players play. BIG difference.