Based on Saturday’s 13-6 triumph over Ohio State, Penn State has earned a spot in the BCS title game. It is a done deal. They’re not losing at Iowa and either Alabama or Texas (or both!) will lose a game. PSU has a week to get healthy and devise a plan to corral Hawkeyes’ RB Shonne Greene. Penn State’s going to the show for the first time since 1987, when Conlan and Dozier beat Vinny in the Fiesta Bowl. They shared the title in 1994 by beating a 3-loss Oregon team in the Rose Bowl. PSU’s opponent will be …

A) Texas. Winning at Texas Tech is no lock. Not the way the Longhorns D got lit up by the Oklahomas. Nobody wants the Big 12 North, and based on the season’s happenings, that’s because nobody would stand a chance against the Longhorns.

B) Alabama. Two weeks away from facing increasingly-fraudulent LSU, which gave up 51 to Florida and 52 to Georgia. Assuming the Tide win that, they’ll face the winner of this weekend’s Florida/Georgia game for the SEC crown.

C) USC. Do the pollsters like them? Do the computers? Do the Trojans deserve a spot in the title game if Texas and Oklahoma and Alabama and Florida/Georgia all have one loss, and have all played a tougher schedule?

D) Florida/Georgia. One will be eliminated this week, and if the winner can win out, and then beat Alabama in the SEC title game, the computers will probably love them (Georgia/Florida).

E) Utah. Ha.

You probably want to know where Oklahoma is. Guess it’s possible if Colt McCoy goes down and Texas loses to Texas Tech and Kansas. Seems doubtful, though. One Texas loss still means the Longhorns go to the Big 12 title game based on the head-to-head win. And it seems silly to imagine this scenario: Texas loses a regular season game, still goes to the Big 12 title game, and then loses to Missouri or something. Then would Oklahoma have case to play in the title game over the rest of the 1-loss teams? That’s too mind-numbing for us to grapple with on a Monday afternoon.

Regarding Texas Tech: Even if the Red Raiders beat Texas, Harrell will need even more magic to beat Oklahoma State next week, and then win at Oklahoma in two weeks.